1) Thou must not leave Ryan behind, for he needs love as well.

2) Thou must listen to Immaculate Misconception at least once a day.

3) Thou must not take any crap.

4) Thou must accord all people's appearances.

5) Thou must song the hymns of Motionless In White twice a day.

6) Thou shall headbang simultaneously with boys.

7) Thou shall protect kingdom from all, even if you didn't build it.

8) Thou shall except all 6 men as their gods.

9) Thou must watch the Motionless In White COPS episode once a week.

10) Thou must always be a loyal Creature.