*instrument family reunion*

Trumpet: "Hello, peasants!! Win any competitions lately?"

Saxophones: "Maybe you should just chill, dude. Do some jazz."

Drums: *banging loudly on drumset* "What??"

Tubas: *stealing all the food* "Don't worry, I'm exercising."

Trombone: *drunk*

Bassoon: *having a staring contest with the wall*

Clarinet: *in a corner* "Sorry, I can't talk right now - I have to study."

Flute: *applying makeup in the bathroom...the entire time*

Oboe: *hogging the karaoke* "it's the BEEEEESSST OF BOTH WOOOOORLDS"

Trombone: *stumbles to mellophone while giggling* "So, nephew," *hiccup* "what have you been up to lately?"

Mellophone: *shuffles feet* "Well I - well- I kind of - er - well-"

French Horn: "He's a lazy bum because it's concert season."

Saxophone: "Didn't anyone invite the pit?"

Pit: *movie night at home*

Low Brass: *snoring loudly collapsed on the floor*