Trumpet Player: "Trumpet's better."

Trombone Player: "Falsehood! What makes you say that?"

Trumpet Player: "I can play louder."

Trombone Player: "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?!"

Trumpet Player: "YEAH"

Trombone Player: "YOU WANNA GO?! HUH?! YOU WANNA GO??!!!"

Trumpet Player: "LET'S GO THEN!!"

Woodwind Sections: "Not again."