*drum major tryouts*

Band Kid: "I think I'm going to vote for Stephanie. She seemed really confident and gave us some really good pointers. Who are you going to vote for?"

Other Band Kid: "Fred."

Band Kid: "But he was off-beat the entire time."

Other Band Kid: "Well, he's cool and I've never met Stephanie before."

Band Kid: "So...you'd rather vote for the cool guy that doesn't know how to lead over the girl that does?"

Other Band Kid: "Yup."

*Fred wins*

Responsible Band Kid: *flips the table*