Drum majors in the eyes of Freshman:

"Stop guessing!"

"You're dragging!"

"Learn to count!"

"Watch me!"

"Go back and do it again!"

"Play it like you're a musician!"

"No breaks until you can get this right!"

*doesn't know the music* "Play louder!"

*practiced for three hours* "You didn't practice!"

*goes home and cries self to sleep*