"Okay, time to practice my instrument for the concert tomorrow!"

"Ew, I need valve oil."

"Oh, bad reed."

"Gotta grease the corks!"

"How high can I play?"

"How low can I play?"

"Can I hit a pedal tone?"

"Can I flutter tongue?"

"Can I sound like an alarm?"

"My section just texted me."

"Gotta comment on this post!"

"I'm just going to play the fun part."

"Can I switch my hands?"

"I should probably write in the fingerings."

"What was the visual for that again?"

"Are there lyrics to this song?"

One hour later: "...I'm just going to practice before class tomorrow."