It was night time, Bakugo had laid on his bed arms and legs spread about. His phone had buzzed, Mina had messaged him.

He opened it and was met with the blinding light of the screen, he adjusted it to the lowest brightness.

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Pink Queen
I heard Kirishima is going on a date with Kaminari tomorrow!

Bakuretsu~!
Really!? :0

Bakuretsu~!
Bitch you better not be lying or else I'll have to raise hell on earth!

Pink Queen
It's true! >///<

Pink Queen
I overheard them when they were in the boys' bathroom when class was over!

Pink Queen
They're going to go to a park that's a few good kilometers away from the school

Pink Queen
You know where it is since it's the only park that's near U.A.

Pink Queen
We're gonna have a busy Saturday tomorrow!

Bakuretsu~!
You do know that stalking is a crime, right?

Bakuretsu~!
But whatever! Well just brush it off like we're just hanging out! For my fill of yaoi!

Bakuretsu~!
When are those two idiots going to meet up?

Pink Queen
They'll meet up at 10:00 am at a bench near the entrance, the one that's under the biggest tree, you can't miss it! :3

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He turned his phone off. Getting excited for the wonderful event that's going to happen tomorrow.

He can't wait to see them kiss again-

He fell asleep, and dreamed of a scenario that he would like to see come true.

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(̶I̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶g̶a̶y̶ ̶*̶*̶*̶)̶

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*RIINGGGG!!!*

Today's the day!

Bakugo was so goddamn excited that the story practically skipped his routine and now he's in front of a small shop in the park and Mina was walking around spying the couple.

The two hadn't kissed yet. Them eating vanilla ice cream together made some very lewd images inside his mind.

He should fucking stop imagining things that would corrupt his mind even further.

"Hello, Sir! What kind of charm would you like to purchase?" A boy with blue hair and eyes no older than 19 spoke to him.

To be honest, he's not going to buy anything, if he has to, he'll buy something specific.

"I'm not going to buy anything mister." That came off harsh. Oh shit, it looked like the stranger's gonna cry.

"If anything, do you have a matchmaking charm? One that makes the couple the matchmaker made have a happy life?"

The vendor somehow looked ecstatic. That was uh, fast.

"I have just the thing!" The young vendor reached something out of the bag next to him, revealing a small velvet box.

The boy opened the box and its contents is just one small ring.

This is awkward.

As if he read his mind, he shut it immediately and put it on the table that he displays his charms on.

He cleared his throat, "As you can see, it's not a charm, but a small artifact of sorts that had been passed down from my lineage, hoping to find that someone would have this thing."

"If you'd like, you can have it for free." The boy offered. He doesn't want to let the guy down.

So he left 2100 yen and left with the artifact.

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The boy was speechless that he practically left him with something near 20 U.S. dollars.

"Ah." He forgot something to tell the hero the more positive side effects of the ring.

"He'll figure it out sooner or later."

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Bakugo was walking around the park, simultaneously wearing the ring on his pointing finger and finding the couple, Mina too.

He didn't actually make the couple, he just wanted it and maybe in the near future, he would matchmake two people and make them happy.

His phone abruptly buzzed. Someone had messaged him. It was probably the Fujoshi.

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Pink Queen
They caught me

Pink Queen
I'm tagging along with them near the food vendors

Pink Queen
They somehow knew that you were here in the park too

Pink Queen
Better show up I guess??

Pink Queen
Also

Pink Queen
I've got some juicy photos!

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Fortunately, he was near where she stated, and so, he immediately found them.

Let's just say that he had a great time watching the two with Mina. They purposely left from time to time to let them have their bonding time. ;)

This would be a Bakusquad bonding time, but Sero isn't here.

"Woah! I didn't expect you guys here!"

Speak of the devil...

>>>

It was night again. Bakugo plopped on his bed.

Mina messaged him some tooth-rotting, fluffy photos (that makes his heart go boom) and a kissing photo (that makes his heart squeeze out of happiness).

He was currently drawing a picture of the two doing-

*Knock Knock!*

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-

Someone was at the door.

He dropped what he was doing and hid everything that was yaoi and opened the door-

'The Spanish Inquisition
-Mina'

That was unexpected!