Hello, amazing readers! This is my first fanfic, so no hate pls T-T You will soon learn that I am one of the strangest creatures known to man. This particular one will also contain KiriKami. That is all,  enjoy uwu

AU: None

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Third Person 💛💚

Bakugou Katsuki was lying on his bed, despite it being five PM, scrolling through his phone. The UA dorms were quieter than usually, because everyone else had gone to enjoy their day off. Suddenly, his phone rung. The caller ID said "Shitty Hair".

Bakugou POV 💛(swear warning 😎)

"Fuck..." I groan, putting the phone up to my ear. "Whaddaya want, shitty hair?" I groan. "Hey Bakubro!" Kirishima's enthusiastic voice pierces the air. "Get on with it fucktard." "Okay... So me and Kami were thinking-" "Fuck him yourself hair-for-brains." 

(cue Mina laughing in the background)

"Give me the phone Kirishima." Huh, who's this? "Kaminari and Kirishima want to invite you to a "guy's night out" with me, Sero, Midoriya, and Iida." "Why the hell would I want to do that icyhot bastard?"

"Because your friends want you to come." "I'm not friends with those idi-" "We're meeting at the park at 8." "The fuck daddy issues I never said I was-" Beep. Well shit. I sigh and lay back. I'd never admit it in a billion years, but maybe it would be fun. 

Since I'd pretty much resigned myself to going, who else was coming again? I think back, ticking them off. Soy sauce face, shitty hair, pikachu bitch, peppermint asshole, Thomas the Train legs, and Deku. Wait-Deku? 

I feel my face slowly turning scarlet. Deku... that cute fucker... what? I cover my face with my pillow. Lately, I'd been noticing things about him that seemed irrelevant to anyone else, like the number of freckles he has... I wonder if he has freckles anywhere else... (oh sHiT bakugou) 

What am I thinking? I blush a deep red. Holy fuck, screw this shit. (but we know you want to screw midoriya-) 

I flip over onto my back and drive all thoughts of him out of my mind. I'll just watch TV until that stupid ass party.

Deku POV💚 (innocence warning 🥺)

I'm so excited! Kirishima and Denki invited me to a guys night out, whatever that is. They said something about a "club", that I've never heard of, but I'm excited anyway!

Bzzz. "Oh! A text from Kirishima! It reads: Hey Deku! Here's who's coming: Me, Denki, Sero, Iida, Todoroki, and Bakugou. Bakugou?" I blush red. Kacchan's gonna come! I had been crushing on Kacchan for a while, since we were kids. But he started bullying me, so we grew apart, which I'm still sad about. Oh well. I look at the clock. It's already 7:30?? I need to get dressed! I quickly throw on a green shirt, All Might grey hoodie, and black leggings. Then I grab my stuff and start walking to the park.

——————-TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY AIAZAWA WHO ONLY WANTED SLEEP——————

Bakugou POV (in les park)

"Alright, everyone's here, let's go!" Kirishima shouts. "Hey Kirishima, where are we going?" Soy sauce face blurts. "CLUBBING!" Pikachu and shitty hair both shout back at the same time. I stop dead, and so does everyone else. "Dude, we're underage!" Soy sauce face yells. "Yeah, I know mate, but Kami's cool cousin made us all IDs, so we're good to go!" Iida looks like he's about to explode. Oh shit. Here we go.

"CLUBBING? WE CAN'T GO CLUBBING! WE'RE HIGH SCHOOLERS FOR GOD'S SAKE! I'M NOT SURPRISED THAT YOU WOULD AGREE TO THIS, BUT MIDORIYA! I THOUGHT YOU HAD ENOUGH GOOD JUDGEMENT TO GO AGAINST IT!"

Hmm... that's actually a good point. "Yeah Deku, how the fuck did you agree to this?" "I-I- Kacchan..." Stupid nerd looks confused as hell. "Out with it!" "W-what's clubbing..?" 

Dead silence. "Great, retards, you're dragging him along and he doesn't even know what the hell he's getting himself into!" I shout. "Aw c'mon, let's just go."Pikachu sighs. We all pile into shitty hair's van. 

"Damn, there isn't enough space." "It's fine, Midoriya can just sit on Bakugou's lap!" Fucking Pikachu bitch! "There's NO FUCKING WAY YOU DUMBASS! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SIT ON SHITTY HAIR'S LAP, I BET YOU DO IT ALL THE TIME!" Me and Kirishima's faces both redden. 

Pikachu gives me a cheeky grin. "I'd love to, but Kiri's the only one with a license. Besides, you're the only one strong enough to hold Midoriya." I turn scarlet, and Kirishima's practically gasping for air. "F-FINE! LET'S JUST LEAVE ALREADY!"

Shit shit shit... We pile into the van, with Deku last who climbs on my lap. He's just as red as I am.  The car starts moving, and his green hair keeps brushing my face. Curiously, I take hold of a tuft and yank cautiously. "Kacchan!" Deku squeaks, blushing. Hmm... I pull another tuft. "Aa- stop!" he shrieks, batting at my hands. I let out a laugh. 

"Woah, Bakubro laughed!" Pikachu elbows shitty hair. Still embarrassed from earlier, he nods with face as red as his hair. Deku suddenly smiles up at me. "You should laugh more often... It's really cute!" 

Oh my fuck. The Lord has sent me an angel. "S-shitty Deku..." I mumble. Before I can get myself back together, the car screeches to a stop. "Here we are!" Shitty hair shouts, apparently chipper again. Doesn't look too shady... but looks can be deceiving. "Let's go!"

Deku POV💚

I look up at the neon sign. "A-are you sure we're in the right place?" "Yep!" We go in, past a big man who looks at us, then opens the door. Inside, the atmosphere is completely different. There are people dancing and singing and there's a huge disco ball, with a bar at the right. We all go over to the bar and sit down. There's a shady-looking woman behind the counter who winks at Kacchan, but he just scowls at her. "So what'll y'all be having?"she asks. "Two shots for me and Kiri!" Denki shouts. Kirishima nods. "Martini", Todoroki answers quietly. 

"And how about you, young man?" Me? " Him and I will both have a margarita." "Umm Kacchan, I don't d-drink..." "It's fine." I hesitantly take a sip of my drink. It tastes better than expected, and before I know it, I've downed the whole thing. I then snatch up Kacchans, which he hasn't touched, and toss it down too. I'm starting to feel a little woozy...

(Get ready for some drunk Izuku)

Bakugou POV💛

"Whoa, Deku, are you feeling okay?" I looked away for one fucking second and he drank both drinks! He's starting to wobble. Oh fuck..."Shitty hair! I think Izu-Deku's drunk!" I blush. What is wrong with me? "Shitty hair!" Oh no. I look over and see Denki kissing Kirishima's neck. "WHAT THE FUCK PIKACHU!" "Oh hEEeEy Bakubrooo! I'm goNna hOok Up wItH hIm, hE sEeMs NicE!" 

Shitty hair looks like he's about to die, I don't know is it's from the embarrassment or... something else. "Fuck-!" I curse as I look at Deku, and catch him before he falls over. There is an unstable look in his eyes. "Oh heeeey daddy." "What the-" I feel my face flushing. Holy shit. I need to take him back before he kills me. "Oi shitty hair, I'm leaving!" He'll be fine. He's probably... don't even want to think about it. 

I pick up Deku and carry him out the door. He's really light. "Kacchan?" Oh hell no. "Y-Yea Deku?" He looks up at me sleepily. "I looooovve yoooou." I turn scarlet. "Yeah ummm... me too Izu." "Really?" Oh god. I did not just say that out loud! "Kacchaaan?" "Uh.. " "I love you too." 

Because I'm evil, Imma end it here lol. I'll try to reply all comments and do all oneshots ideas. I'll also try to update often. I also realize this may have been more KiriKami than BakuDeku. But don't we all want a man like Denki? Lol. 

1344 words aaaa

Love ya lots!

Cinny (short for CinnamonRoll)