Midoriya, texting Bakugou: Kacchan
Midoriya: Kacchan
[a spam of about 50 Kacchan's later]
Bakugou: Deku. IT IS THREE AM. THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.
Midoriya: what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish.
Bakugou: ...
Bakugou:this is why I don't text you.