Bakugou: god, your parents suck!
Midoriya: but-
Bakugou: that's it, I'm gonna be your dad now. And your mom. Your... dom
Midoriya: *stares at him*
Bakugou: *realization* WAIT SHIT NO-
Midoriya:
Bakugou:
Midoriya: ...daddy.
Bakugou: D E K U-