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Who said that celebrities barely have fun because they are too famous that people around them won't give them even at least a little privacy? Who said that celebrities are pitiful because they did real hard efforts to be at their peak and yet they are still suffering? That they do not flash smiles as genuine as they were just full of dreams, hopeful, and determined? The truth is, sometimes yes, they do feel that. But people sometimes don't  realize that pitting them makes them feel more awful because they are concerned— and idols like BTS don't want their fans to feel worried about them as they are connected to those vast of people who they consider as their huge ocean of family. And because of that, Taehyung, as the most creative member of the group, decided to go on a fun ride.

But oh well. It wasn't for general benefit though.

Thankfully, it wasn't as pervert as anyone could think. It also wasn't too interactive with fans. Though he liked it once people started catching him and he laid on the wave of fans whose hands and fingers were blessed by letting them carry him through the air while he sang at the top of his lungs.

In their fan café wherein they could interact with fans, he jokingly demand to fans to build an amusement park and would call it "Taekook Rides". Yup. Told ya. It wasn't for a general benefit— BUT it was only a joke by the way.

"Hey. I saw this post who wanted a Taekook Ride and shippers are going nuts about this," Hoseok spoke while looking at the screen of his phone.

"Yeah. It's getting trending on the site. Shall we be concerned?" Namjoon said. With a growing number of people shipping Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook building its own community and fandom— with increasing compilation of videos in all social sites that proves they are real? Shall they be concerned?

"I am more concerned because we too are sensing something's going on with the two," Jin replied. "Who knows they're secretly married without us knowing? Jimin told me Taehyung bought a dildo for Jungkook as a gift."

Taehyung just casually sitted on the couch with his legs crossed while they were talking as if he's invisible there.

Wait. Haven't I mentioned that Taehyung made the "Taekook Rides" trend using his secret fan account? No? Right. He has an account wherein he can support his own ship with the talented maknae.

And yet, he didn't actually thought that the joke would blow up and just like a blow in the air, after months, an article popped up in his secret google account, informing him about the completion of the Taekook Rides project founded by numerous taekook shippers in the world! How insane was it?!

Taehyung couldn't believe it. We mean, who could? Taekookers were this crazy to actually build it! But was Taehyung mad about it? Probably. Probably, not. It wasn't his money anyways. In fact, he even invited Jungkook to ride him— ride Tae— wait. Let's restructure that. He even invited Jungkook to try the taekook rides!

So, one day, to celebrate Jungkook's another milestone in his career, he treated him to travel alone to the said rides. They both knew it could be dangerous as a lot of people might recognize them. But would they doubt it were them when taekook fans do not think they'll actually visit together because it's too risky. Besides, they discovered that few people were disguising as them for attention. Their trick to be unnoticed? Of course they have to wear the opposite style that may not caught fans' skeptical eyes.

They tried all kinds of foods there, dared all kinds of rides there, and played all kinds of games there. They didn't mind the stares. Because the more they do, the more they'll be hysterical about it. Night then came and they were walking through the pathways while eating their desired flavor of ice cream. Taehyung groped for the chance to tell and give Jungkook something.

"Uh, wait," Taehyung slid off his hand from his sling bag holding a medium-sized box wrapped with congratulating gift wrapper.

"Who's gonna be married?" Jungkook curiously asked when he saw the gift with "Congratulations!" text on it.

"It's for you," Taehyung told him, handing over the gift.

"For me?" Jungkook asked for confirmation, pointing at himself. "I'll get married?"

"Why do you think somebody's getting married?" Taehyung licked his ice cream.

"The gift wrapper. It's for wedding," Jungkook replied. Taehyung examined it, slightly tilting his head with a little pout on his cold pinkish lips.

"It is?"

"Yeah. Don't you get the vibe of that design?"

"But it has 'congratulations!' texts everywhere so I chose it," he replied. "By the way, nevermind. Congratulations, Jungkook!" He greeted him. Jungkook laughed and excitedly unwrapped the gift.

Taehyung watched and waited for his reaction when he remembered.

"Oh shit— you are not supposed to open it here," Taehyung halted Jungkook from opening the box.

Jungkook was confused so he asked, "Why? Is it a bomb? Does it explode?"

"No. But it could make you explode."

Jungkook gasped. "What's this?" Out of curiosity, Jungkook opened the box and pulled out the glow in the dark rainbow silicone stick.

"Oh no! Put it back on the box!" Taehyung almost gone panicked when Jungkook started waving the dildo on the air.

"Is this the lightstick model for my solo? It's so cool! Thanks, man!" Jungkook started chanting a fan chant to his song and waving the glowing rainbow dildo in the air.

Taehyung was surprised that the latter didn't recognized the thing! Instead of laughing, he started to become horrified by the stares they are getting. Some smirking, some snickering, some are suspecting!

Oh no. If Jungkook didn't stop now, they'll end up being in an article, exposing everything and anything journalists and writers could imagine on how they were alone having fun with the rides and Jungkook receiving a beautiful and attractive dildo in the amusement park from Taehyung himself!

It would be really a mess, seeing an article with a title, "BTS Jungkook Went In Taekook Rides With His Co-Member Taehyung And Received a Rainbow Silicone Glowing Stick— Taekook Shippers Assume, A Dildo". What the?

"Isn't he waving a dildo?" Some asked.

"That's a really wierd lightstick," some commented.

"It looked familiar."

"They looked familiar."

"Aren't they from BTS?"

"Oh no," Taehyung started to feel panicked. People surround them began recognizing them. Expecially Jungkook's voice! "Stop, Kook. We have to go now," he told him.

"Aren't we going to finish our ice cream first?" Jungkook asked.

"Lick and eat it faster then so we can go home now!"

"They are from BTS! It's Taekook in Taekook Rides!" Somebody exclaimed in realization. People started to run and tried to approach them, immediately holding their phones out to take pictures.

"We're fucked up," Jungkook uttered and licked his ice cream.

"I told you! Run," Taehyung immediately pulled Jungkook off the approaching crowd and ran.

"Fuck!" Jungkook exclaimed. "I dropped it!"

"We can buy another ice cream later— just keep moving!" Taehyung told him.

"No! My lightstick!"

"Jungkook oppa! You dropped your—" One shouted aloud.

Out of shame and disappointment, Taehyung turned and yelled back, "It's his lightstick!"

"It's not a dildo! It's for a concert! It's our dogs' teeter! We just found it from the garbage! It's not ours! I was wrong! It's not a dildo—"

"Not a fucking dildo!" Taehyung blurted and his eyes opened wide from his rest. "Shit— where is it?" He immediately fumbled under his pillow and was relieved to found the dildo. He shifted his eyes from the window and saw the blinding light, brown curtain waving 'good morning' at him.

"Ah shit," he grunted. "Thank God it was only a wierd dream."

"Thank God, you were only dreaming. Good morning, hyung!"

"What the!" Taehyung almost jump off his bed in surprise to hear a voice in the room.

"What? You thought I was a ghost again?" Jungkook laughed. "Is that a dildo under your pillow? No wonder why you were yelling, 'it's not a dildo!' 'it's our dog's teeter!', something like that," Jungkook laughed.

"Haha," Taehyung sarcastically laughed. "This is yours though. I tried to protect it from Jimin so I put it under my pillow. He was about to blow my plan but who cares now? You figured it now already. Advance congratulations though!" Taehyung stretched a smile and handed it over him.

"Now it's no fun anymore," he added. Jungkook, with a sly grin etching his lips accepted and examined it.

"Don't say it's no fun anymore," Jungkook told him. "A dildo is no fun when you don't ride it, isn't it?"

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Disclaimer:
No part of this book is intended to offend anybody. However, if ever there was included in this book that triggered a susceptible subject and is debatable, I hereby apologize and demand no hate in the comment box. Again, this book is entirely fictional and only intended to entertain. Thank you!