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An awkward silence won in the midst of Bangtan boys. Jungkook didn't mind the members calling him the big shit. He just sat beside his roommate, Taehyung and spoon the rice with a smile.

Kim Namjoon, Kim Seokjin, Min Yoongi, Jung Hoseok and Park Jimin inspectingly studied the two's actions. Jungkook noticed the scanning stares from his hyungs. He knitted his brows and gave them an asking look.

"What's with the look? What have I done?" He asked. The members just slowly shook their heads before they shifted their eyes back to their foods. Jungkook tilted his head with a little pout in his lips, wondering if he did something last time that made his hyungs glare at him like a wanted suspect.

"Erhem," Taehyung croaked out in a low voice, calling for the younger's attention. Jungkook hummed in response.

"For what just happened earlier.. I.." Taehyung stooped his head and his face immediately warmed up when the memory automatically flashed back. Jungkook glanced at his hyung.

"Oh. Now I get it," Jungkook plastered a wide smirk. "I forgot to lock the door. I'm sorry, is that what you guys are waiting for me to say?" He inquired scanning his hyungs.

Remembering how the latter groan and moan as he shat, ".. does it hurt?" he asked, refering the pooping session.

All members except the two rose their heads, borrowing an owl's eyes, throwing a surprised glare at the oblivious boys.

Taehyung lightly nodded his head as an answer, "Don't talk about it in front of them," Taehyung scolded. Jungkook sneered and mumbled a soft "okay" while the hyungs scoffed, throwing them a knowing look.

Their gazes were talking as if they understand what each gaze's means.

"Don't tell me.." Jin started. He cleared his blocked throat and gulp before firing the question he badly wanted to inquire as well as the others. "Are you guys doing something we do not know? Mayhap, yet?"

"Taekook. Spill the tea," Namjoon spoke up. The said names rose their heads, not getting their hyungs' point.

"Huh?" Taehyung cocked his brows.

"You guys are keeping secrets from us, aren't you?" Jimin asked. Taehyung and Jungkook were in confusion, creasing their foreheads.

"We all do have secrets," Jungkook replied.

"But we are like family here. Come on."

"Did you fucked?" Jin almost blow his foods from his mouth and Hoseok literally choked with the water on the straight and on-point question of Min Yoongi.

The boys glared at him. "What? You are confusing them. Why don't you just say it straight forward?" He coolly explained. The members answered him silence, "See? Now, they are not blurred like some hentai porns," Yoongi snickered and continued to eat.

"What the fuck are you talking about, guys? Fucking? Me and Jungkook?" Taehyung queried pointing at himself and Jungkook who was also startled at the question. They both have no idea that their hyungs were thinking like that about them.

"Just asking, Tae. We are not saying you guys are having— yeah," Jimin smiled, ".. we just need a confirmation about our conclusion..?" he added.

"Are you guys really our friends?" Jungkook ranted. The members fell silent for a second, realizing that they built a very wrong conclusion in their minds.

"You said your asshole hurts because of a big shit—"

"That's exactly what I mean!" Taehyung defended, making his hyungs' foreheads furrowed in bafflement. Jungkook laughed his ass out, holding his abs.

"You are thinking of me as a big shit?!" Jungkook snickered. "What the— my dick is the big shit?... If that is a compliment, thanks, guys," Jungkook sneered.

Taehyung heaved a breath, getting ready to explain not so necessary things to his hyungs.

Tarhyung grunted, "I can't believe I will have to explain everything about my shitting session. Fine, after lunch. To cleanse your dirty brains," Taehyung decided so they all shutted up and finished their foods.

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Jungkook was off to attend a private seminar for his upcoming solo album when Taehyung's parcel has arrived. What does it have to do with Jungkook, you may ask? Well, it was part of Taehyung's silly plan to buy him a silly gift for the lad's future achievement. It is for sure that Jungkook will own the billboard list when the day arrives that their entertainment released the awaited album. Let us just say, the 'silly' gift is a gift only when the camera is off and not focused to them. Not all that happen in their life are meant for publicity, right?

To check the item(s) he bought, Taehyung grabbed a cutter and started the unboxing. There were glitters in his eyes and a rainbow in his opened lips in awe and excitement. He carefully picked the item and studied it for seconds— no, a minute. Or maybe a few minutes— mesmerized by the dildo he bought.

Yup. A dildo.

But that wasn't the only item he wanted to gift Jungkook for his naughty thought.

"So this is what it actually looks like in person? It's as wiggly as gelatin," he commented, wiggling the dildo like a lightstick. "It's shiny as ass, I wish it is edible too," then like an alien he is, he tried to bite it.

"Hey, Taehyungie-bearie-sweetie-pervie-boy! What did you purchased, huh? Is it food? Can I take a bite too?" Jimin suddenly budged in their room without knocking with a sly grin on his plump lips.

Even Taehyung was only about to hide the item, it was too late. Jimin had to know everything, whether he has a plan to share it or not.

"Come on, share some! I caught you eating!" Jimin then attempted to get the thing— which looked like a jelly Jolley Pop he was craving for. Despite having short arms, he succeeded in snatching the item.

He slightly gawped in surprise realizing what it was actually, "It wasn't food?!" He blurted.

"No, it's not. It's silicone, obviously."

"You was eating a dildo!?" Jimin shrieked.

"Shut up! I was just testing its authenticity. You know, it's difficult to trust online shops," Taehyung reasoned out.

Jimin gasped, "So you actually bought a dildo? For real?" Taehyung snickered. "I was only expecting you were scammed! You bought— you picked this yourself?!"

"Don't panic, Jimin. It's just a toy," Taehyung tried to calm his friend down.

"A sex toy! For those who wants to be fucked!"

"It's not for me, okay?" Taehyung said. "It's for Jungkook since his first solo album is arriving."

"But why?" Jimin asked, his brows connecting. "Why dildo? Does he want to be fucked in the booty hole?"

"Just for fun. Come on."

"You're horny."

"No, I'm not. I wasn't thinking to put this on his ass myself, you horny dirty minded peach."

"Ahh," Jimin finally (maybe, finally) got it, "Okay. Have fun, then," he winked. Taehyung almost grunted and rolled his eyes with this guy's delay in decoding information.

Jimin stood off the mattress and walked towards the exit. He left Taehyung, not until saying, "I like the color though. It's unique. Glow in the dark rainbow? That's kinda wierd to see inserting the ass while the lights are off— but it's beautiful!" He commented, sending a chef's kiss.

Taehyung sighed as the latter finally disappeared in his sight.

Silence.

He was relieved at first but there was one thing he forgot to tell him.

In just three..

Two..

One..

"WHAT? TAEHYUNG BOUGHT A GLOW IN THE DARK RAINBOW DILDO?" Taehyung was snapped from his seat, hearing Seokjin announcing the information that wasn't really on his plan to tell everyone.

Now his silly secret plan isn't a secret anymore.

"JIMINIE PABO-YAH!" Taehyung roared, disappointed— no— he's enraged.