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Filthy and unwashed boxer shorts, underwear, shirts, socks, and some dirty stuff of Jeon Jungkook and Kim Taehyung scattered around their shared room, messing the chamber. The not-so-good smell fills the room.

A guy knocked on the door and when there was only silence replied him, he carefully tilted the knob and inspectingly peek behind it, checking out if the roommates were doing something miracle or so whatever that he might also use in blackmailing them but unfortunately, Jungkook and Taehyung weren't there.

The guy creased his forehead in curiosity about where did the two go. He opened the door and his nose immediately scrunched up in disgust when the untidy and messy room with almost everything dispersing greeted him. The guy grunted, feeling yuck at the surroundings. He slowly stepped inside before closing the door.

"Ew. Those guys never learn how to be neat," he murmured to nothing, picking up one underwear he thought Taehyung's. He barely sniffed Taehyung's underwear which he immediately regretted. "Yuck! What kind of— do they wash their dicks? My God! This stench could kill me!" He cringed and threw the brief somewhere.

He sighs, feeling exhausted, and gave up from just surveying the messy bed and things. He wants to clean those up but thinking that he will touch that stenchy stuff of his housemates makes him feel nauseating.

"H-Hoseok hyung!" A cracked deep voice behind made the said Hoseok hyung lightly flinch. Hoseok turned his head to see the person writhing behind him.

"Where is the fucking Jeon? Do you guys know the word 'organize'?!" He boomed, disappointment is laced in his tone.

Kim Taehyung was clutching his stomach in pain and his face was unpaintable. Hoseok tilted his head in confusion at how unsketchable Taehyung is. He also noticed the fat bits of sweat beads compressing from his forehead.

"H-hyung— fuck," Taehyung breathed, having difficulties walking balance. Legs are wobbly.

"What's wrong with you?" Hoseok asked, befuddled on Taehyung's act but soon felt worried and approached the younger in concern. "Hey. Are you okay?"

He attempted to touch Taehyung but the latter whips the air, didn't want any touch because it might worsen the feeling he's bewildered in. "D-Don't fucking touch me, hyung! I need to go to— oh my God!" He cussed when suddenly a loud sound from his butt burst. A strong and toxic air filled the room's space.

Hoseok immediately pinched his nose, trying not to invade the poison in the air. "Damn! Your fart will poison and choke me to death!" Hoseok fanned his hand on the air, trying to fan away the air Taehyung released from his ass.

Taehyung continuously uttered incoherent words. Holding his ass and stomach, he hurriedly headed to the bathroom to release his shits. Fortunately, the door wasn't locked— which Jeon Jungkook forgot to.

Taehyung took a heavy breath, puffing his cheeks. He finally breathed out in relief when he got his shits out of his nearly poisoned intestines. Fortunately, he didn't forget his earphone and phone so he can also avert his attention from the cruel air as he poops. He set his playlist on and listened while busying himself from pooping.

Nonetheless, while Taehyung was busy releasing his shits in a bowl, an oblivious boy whose door has forgotten to lock was also doing on his own. Actually, he was inside the room, bathing himself for almost an hour! His housemates were always annoyed at this guy for consuming a lot of time just for bathing. All of them almost think Jungkook was a girl for some reason.

Jungkook just relaxedly hummed, not realizing that he didn't lock the door and there was also someone inside who's busy pooping. Wondering why Jungkook took an hour before he finishes his bathe? Well, before or after he wears off his clothes, he's doing his routine first; practicing one whole choreo, murmuring about what happened yesterday, and thinking about what possible consequences will happen for that day.

He's also a type of man who will never leave any dirt on his body (though his shirts, shorts, and socks are everywhere and unorganized). He wants everybody who will approach him will fall in love with his fruity yet manly scent that is intoxicating to invade by the nostrils

He loves the attention and the admiration he is receiving but also hates the much attention that often results in noticing and revealing his flaws and imperfection. Though, he still loves himself and that's the important thing. Loving your flaws is loving yourself. No matter how many people dislike you and how much do people hate you, it is necessary to put yourself in a positive place and continue loving the passion that reminds you of you.

That is Jungkook's thought of the day.

While shampooing his hair, he heard some groans and moans that coming from nowhere he was unsure of. His brows connected in bafflement and curiosity. His hum stopped and he listened to the noise. He even leaned closer to the curtain which was the only thing walling their different own worlds.

Taehyung kept on breathing hastily then holding on to his diaphragm when his shit was having a hard time going out.

"Fuck! Ahh," he breathed out once he succeeds in answering the call of nature.

"Shit what's that?" Jungkook curiously asked himself, rubbing his arms with the bath scrub. He even sniffed the air and immediately wrinkled his face when the air he invaded smelt polluted.

"Ew, what the fuck?" He said in gross and sniffed his underarms if he's the one who smells like shit. "Damn. Why do I smell like— the fuck?" He had nothing to do but shower and bathe himself twice to remove that unwanted smell.

He then sang while scrubbing.

In the tune of 'Spring Day' by Bangtansonyeondan themselves, he sings, "Jungkook is bathing himself but still smells disgusting, but still smells disgustiingg," after, he let the shower poured him to remove the bubbles from his body.

"Ahh yeah! Success!" Taehyung from the side of the curtain moaned in relief and stopped his playlist from his phone.

There, he heard the shower's splinters which he didn't open as far as he could remember. He even could hear a chilling but husky hum filling the bathroom that makes his hair stand in terror, thinking that there is someone or something or an unwanted creature scaring him. He shivers in horror with the thought.

"A g-ghost?" He whispered. His breath was heavy as he slowly raised his hand, trying to reach the curtain that blocks the creature or should he say ghost. Showering?

Jungkook stopped humming and sniffed himself again. The smile on his face falters and is soon replaced with a disgusted look when the smell is still unwashed. Well, Taehyung's still not washing his asshole. That is why.

After a second, he heard a loud growl from the toilet that probably flashed but.. how?

'Impossible, the toilet is flashing by itself?' Jungkook thought.

He's mystified at the moment and starting to get nervous and scared at the same time. He thought carefully.

'What if it is a ghost? Or an alien?' He thought.

'What if the bad smell is coming from the ghost? Maybe he died because he fell from the trench that was full of shits and dirt and some gross stuff? Oh, God! I have no idea what did I do and he or she's taking revenge on me! God, send help. Please?'

Jungkook lightly flinched and grabbed his heart in horror when he saw a silhouette of a hand reaching for the curtain. He shivered and even hugs himself. He felt like the water splinters could make him drown. His heart was beating posthaste and was stuck on his throat.

By the time they found out the answers they were bewildered in, a long high shriek echoed the cursed bathroom. "AAAAAAAAAH! Fuck!"

Jungkook yelled not because it was a ghost but an alien! Taehyung shrilled not because it was a horrifying creature but because he didn't expect that he would see Jungkook's fully naked body, wet and hot, dick was confidently bowing at him.

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