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LATE UPDATE I KNOW. I'M SO SORRYYYY!! BUT can we just take a second to appreciate Joonie aka Namjoon aka Rapmonster? He's such a nice person and people talking shit about him pisses me off to no end like stfu. Nobody can manage bangtan like he does. We need him and the boys need him like really ugh. I'm sorry for the rant lmao I just wanted to get it off my chest. You read on, Ily.

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♡ Lemme paint you a picture of our badboy Namjoonie real quick.

♡You remember when Namjoon went blonde and it looked so good? That should be him. His hair colour would keep changing but then he'd still have it long, styled upwards, looking all hot and shit. He'd have tattoos, like one on his chest, one on the back of his neck, and a full sleeve on his left maybe? A few piercings here and there would add to the hotness. He loves wearing black and grey and all those dark ass colours that make him look fairer and give him the badboy aura that he's looking for.

♡ Everyone's confused whether they should admire Namjoon or they should be scared of him like ?? Dude one second you're smart asf and then you go whoop someone's ass like it's no big deal?

♡ He's the leader! The one who actually decides whether to fight back or just walk away, although the latter never really happens. The boys respect him a lot bc who doesn't? They behave when they're with him but then sometimes they still goof around like meh, and he joins them and they're just so happy bc leader-nim is jumping around like a 2 year old and it'd just so rare!

♡ You and Namjoon happen to be in the same class and that's how you first discover him. You're sitting in one of the front rows and he's just chilling at the back giving no shits about anything that's going on. He's on his phone, one of the ear phones plugged in and the other is out. The teacher starts asking him questions on purpose and he's just answering them without looking up at the board. Everyone's so casual about it,like dude it's Namjoon, ofc he'd know everything.

♡But you're just totally confused about it. He looks like a gangster,tall, dark clothes and tattoos and shit but really really handsome. He's answering questions without even glancing at the board. What is he?!? You're just so intimidated and interested and you just wanna talk to him and be his friend becs you have this weird attraction towards people who are both smart and scary?

♡You're new to the school so you have no idea about his gang and stuff so you just walk up to him after class and you're like "yo dude" and he's just ??? Nobody talks to leader like tht!!! WHere is The resPect?

♡He wants to walk away but then you're short and cute in front of him and you're bold enough to approach the boy and start a chat so he just decides to give it a shot. So many girls have asked him out before but it has always been love letters and shy glances but you're just here like yo, and he finds you really interesting.

♡ You're supposed to have a small after class talk with him but then it turns into one hell of a 'talk' where you guys ditch class and hang out in the canteen just by yourselves and he's such a ni C e boy! He cracks all those nerd jokes and you get all of them becs your a nerd too?

♡ Nerd couple alert

♡ You guys end up exchanging phone numbers at the end of the day and the boys find out. He texts you on a daily basis and he's the first one to develop a crush. He tries to be so lowkey about it but his flirting is so obvious and not lowkey at all. He'd just be like "I love u ugh" and the next text is, "I was just trying to see how you'd react". Him and his lame excuses really.

♡You meet the boys and Jin's just like "I'm giving you my husband pls take care of him" and you're just like wtf? V keeps saying "Hyung won't stop talking about u" and then it finally hits you, so you end up asking him out.

♡ "Namjoon, date me"

♡ "What? No!"

♡"NO?"

♡"I mean yes! But I was supposed to ask you out!"

♡He is such an amazing boyfriend. He takes you out on dates almost all the time and he's just so fluid about all the dating stuff that it's hard to belive he hasn't dated anyone before. His flirting is so flawless, he's spontaneous. He is just so good at expressing his love through words and sometimes you just kiss him becs you can't keep up with his smart ass.

♡He is the type to write two line poems about you on post-it's and stick it on your locker. The entire school knows he's dating you becs he's so open about it but then nobody dares to comment anything about it so it's all chill. You can't help but smile everytime you see a note stuck in there for you. In the beginning it'd be a lil embarrassing becs everyone would read it, but then you'd get used to it.

♡Namjoon would sometimes give you equations as homework and ask you to draw it's graph, and when you do it'd be in the shape of a heart or something. He'd even give you secret messages in binary and you'd have to decode it and it's just all brainy and very nerdy and you work hard on your grades becs he's the school topper and you don't wanna be a disappointment.

♡You're smart though, so it just takes a lil hard work to put you among the top students but then sometimes when you need help, he's always there.

♡Your parents know him well becs he comes home to tutor you and his witty remarks has your mom flattered. Dad loves him becs the boy is so philosophical and has a 'unique way of looking at life'.So basically your parents love him already, both as a kid and as your boyfriend. In fact they're proud of you for choosing someone smart and nice instead of some dude who just fools around and does nothing. Little do they know about Joonie's extracurricular activities.

♡ Coming back to tutoring you. He has his own ways of doing it. Sometimes he'd be this strict asf teacher who you dare not disappoint becs he's just gonna be like "you need to work harder" and doubles your homework. When you beg him to not do it he's just like lol no. But there are days when he's in a very very good mood (which is pretty damn often), he does things like one kiss per question or 'I'll do things to you if you don't get this right'.

♡ There you go again. He's DoMinant as fck! I'm not even kidding, this shit is legit. He won't hesitate to pin you down and let his fingers work their magic on you and you'd just be a breathless mess by the end of the night.

♡ He has a thing for kissing you. He just loves it when you kiss him. He is totally into those long ass kisses type make out sessions and he sneaks a kiss from you every time he gets a chance. You guys are walking down the hallway at school and he's just gonna lean in and peck your lips in front of everyone and then pulls away like 'Is there any piece of shit that'd like to comment on this?' and people are just like 'pls no thanx'.

♡He comes home to you often, sometimes just to have late night pillow talks and sometimes to get between your legs and do T h ings to you. You know what I'm talking aboutttt

♡ Just like Yoongi, Namjoon would take you to his underground rap battles too. That'd be like your first proper date ever. It'd be interesting becs people call your boyfriend "Rapmonster" and you know he's a monster in bed but when you find out that he raps like he's possessed or something you just loose your shit. Like, watching him rap makes you feel so proud and lucky that you have him?

♡ After rapping his heart out, rhyming perfectly and receiving a big round of applause, he'd walk down the stage to come to you and be like "did you like it babe?". He's never cocky. Like NEVER! He knows he's doing a great job balancing everything so well, music, academics, you, gang and everything but sometimes he needs assurance and you give him that.

♡ There are days when he comes to you all stressed out and frustrated becs he knows you're always there for him and you really are. All it takes is a tight hug and a kiss and he's ready to go. You don't really know how it works but it does so you're just happy becs he's happy. He just has a lot of responsibilities and you don't wanna be one of those. Instead you become the mother figure when it's necessary and fix him up when he needs to be.

♡ Otherwise, Namjoon is a strong man who can deal with every shit that comes his way. What freaks you out is that one second he's daddy asf, ready to bend you over his knees and spank you hard and the next second he's this cute boyfriend who just wants to hold you and cuddle and fall asleep in your arms like "bby pls be my pillow".

♡ He loves you a lot. He loves you like he hasn't loved anyone before and the boys know it. They all tease you when he's not around but they keep it subtle when he's there becs leAdeR!

♡ It's really cute when your parents find out that the kid who used to tutor their daughter is actually her boyfriend. Becs Namjoon just casually shows up at your place ready to tutor you and do some fun stuff but your mom's just like "are you guys dating?". You know that your parents know but then he doesn't, he also doesn't know if they'd be okay with him or if you'd be okay with admitting so he's just a stuttering mess. That's totally not the boy whose IQ is 180 something.

♡ Later you tell him that your parents like him already and that he's perfect, he calms down a bit. He hugs you and you're just so content with everything and he whispers "they won't mind if you're loud tonight right?" and you just have to kick his perverted ass becs why Namjoon?!?!

♡ He's a pervert. World knows it. So he's undoubtedly very good at pleasuring you and he knows what you like and what you don't so you don't have to worry about things going wrong. He's like a beast in bed who just wants to make you feel good and demands the same back in return and you're glad to oblige as long as it's him.

♡ So to put it all in a box, your relationship with him is nerdy, brainy and all those things but also really adventurous in many ways (wink wonk) and adorable. He wants you and you want him back and you guys know that this is meant to be.

I need ice. He's too hot.