THE SLYTHERINS

"I'll say this for the snakes, they do know how to have a good time."

Kristine Froseth
as
Miriam Greengrass

"If Potter and his goons ever left the school alone for more than five minutes, my manuscript would be done and I'd be asleep at a reasonable time every night."

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Kathryn Newton
as
Dorothea Ollivander

"Sirius Black is under the impression that music and noise are synonyms. Spoiler alert: they're not."

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Dylan Gelula
as
Eden Coldwell

"Plants are about a million times better than humans, specifically boys. They're quiet, helpful, and most of them smell good."

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Timothée Chalamet
as
Regulus Black

"People think that the queen is the best chess piece, but it's actually the knight. He goes right over their heads and they never see him coming."

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Louis Garrel
as
Severus Snape

"So let's just assume that this plan of yours somehow works. I think I deserve at least half of the credit."

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Holland Roden
as
Hickory Banks

"You know, it's not fair that Lily Evans is the only ginger around here who gets any attention. I'm cuter!"

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Jim Sturgess
as
Devon Avery

"As the self-elected ringleader of this little shindig, I believe that this is my cue to ditch you all and save my own skin."

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THE GRYFFINDORS

"They've got to be the most obnoxious people in the world, but you can't help liking them a bit."

Aaron Taylor Johnson
as
James Potter

"Are you always this unpleasant to everyone you run into, Greengrass, or would you call this special treatment?"

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Ben Barnes
as
Sirius Black

"Prongs hasn't proposed to Evans in over a week, hence the reason for our team meeting. I fear he may have leprosy."

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Dane Dehaan
as
Peter Pettigrew

"She's kind of like a sister. You love the girl and all, but you still don't let her into your room. She's smart enough to destroy you and bold enough to do it."

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Andrew Garfield
as
Remus Lupin

"As a good friend, I'm naturally concerned. As an avid fan of Shakespeare-esque forbidden crash and burn romances, I have to admit that I'm ever-so-slightly intrigued."

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Sophie Skeleton 
as
Lily Evans

"Years of idiotic pestering and then radio silence? Call me crazy, but I think I've earned the right to a few questions."

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Freya Mavor
as
Marlene McKinnon

"I don't know what's up with these Slytherins. You give them a hug and they look like they want to kill you or something!"

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Jenna Coleman
as
Mary Macdonald

"Stop talking about the war! Let's just dance around the common room to Elton John in our pajamas for a while. While we still can, I mean."

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ALEX FITZALAN as HARRISON GREENGRASS

ELIZABETH OLSEN as MORGANA GREENGRASS neé ROSIER

SARAH GADON as NARCISSA BLACK

HARRY LLOYD as LUCIUS MALFOY

KATIE MCGRATH as BELLATRIX LESTRANGE