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Walking into Ursula's Fish and Chips, Harry Hook dangled three fish on his hook. Taking his sword out of its sheath, he shoved it into the bin for the sword check before handing the sea life off to a waitress who held them in disgust.

He pushed someone aside and out of the way before jumping up onto a table and turning on the TV - which just so happened to be broadcasting the interview from earlier that morning.

Uma strolled out from behind the counter looking bored, Harry's usual order in hand.

Sliding it over to him, she faced the television as Harry turned to his meal. Tapping his arm away, Uma grabbed a handful of mashed potatoes before chucking it at the screen, "Ugh!"

Harry chuckled, leaning on the table as she faced the entrance, an agitated look on her face, "Poser."

"Traitor." Harry added, yelling out for the whole shoppe. Noticing no one else was yelling out words to describe the new Lady in Waiting, Uma scanned the room, "Hello?"

At the raised voice of their captain, the crew began to chuck food at the screen as well, grunting out angrily.

"Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces." Harry drawled, walking up to the screen and wiping some food off of it with his finger before swiping it across his tongue, "You know what I mean?"

"Gil," Uma said, ignoring Harry's comment, "You wanna quit choking down yolks and get with the program?"

Gil gulped down the egg in his mouth, "Yeah, what they said."

Satisfied with his input, the captain turned to face forward once again, "That little traitor." She quickly snapped her head around the room to accentuate her point, "Who left us in the dark."

"Who turned her back on evil." Harry chimed in, delicately eating a french fry. Gil, who had walked up to the counter to get more food, turned around to face his companions, "Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang."

Everyone went quiet and turned to face him. Uma looked exasperated, something Gil didn't quite catch, "Back when we were kids. Come on, you guys remember. She called her Shrimpy and the name just kind of-" Uma slapped the leather on Harry's arm, making the Legume boy jump, "-stuck."

Uma sighed, turning to face Harry, "That snooty little bitch." She raised her voice slightly so Gil could hear, "Who grabbed everything she wanted and left me nothing."

"No," Gil intervened, "she left you that sandbox, and then she said that you could have the shrimp-"

"I need you to stop talking." The Cecaelia girl cut him off, abruptly turning to face him. Harry slammed his hand down, "Look, we have her turf now. They can stay in bore-adon-"

She slapped his shoulder, pointing in the direction of the TV, "Harry, that's her turf now. And I want it, too. We should not be getting her leftovers. Son of Hook, son of Gaston, and me, most of all, daughter of Ursula." She let the grasps she had on their necks fall before turning to Harry, "What's my name?"

Harry took his hat off, kneeling before his captain, "Uma." She then turned to Gil, "What's my name?"

"Mmm." He mumbled, swallowing food, "Uma."

"What's my name? What's my name?" She began to sing. The crew looked to each other before singing in sync, "Uma!"

"This is all hands on deck, calling out to all boys and girls. I'm getting tired of the disrespect. We won't stop until we rule the world. It's our time, we up next."

"Next, next."

"Our sails about to be set."

"Set, set."

"They ain't seen nothing yet. Tell 'em who's in charge so they don't forget. What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Say it louder. What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Feel the power. No one's gonna stop us, soon the world will be ours. What's my name? What's my name? What's it? What's it? Say it loud!"

"Uma, Uma."

"All eyes on me, let me seem 'em."

"Uma, Uma."

"What's it? What's it? Say it, say it."

"Uma. Uma, Uma. Uma, Uma, la, la Uma Uma, Uma Uma, la, la Uma."

"I'm the queen of this town. I call the shots, you know who I am. I don't need to wear no fake crown. Stand up to me, ya don't stand a chance. It's our time, we up next."

"Next, next."

"My crew's as real as it gets."

"Gets, gets."

"The worst are now the best, and leaving us here will be the last regret. What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Say it louder. What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Feel the power. No one's gonna stop us, soon the world will be ours. What's my name? What's my name? What's it? What's it? Say it, say it."

Harry took his feature, "You know what they say, bad girls have all the fun. Never learned how to count 'cause I'm number one. Ready, here we come, we always get our way. It's a pirates life, every single day. Hey, she's the captain I'm the first mate. Enemies sea sick, they can't see straight. Call 'em fish bait, throw 'em on a hook. Uma's so hot, they get burned if they look.

Uma stood up in her chair, "Its all eyes on me, let me see 'em. I see your eyes on me, boys. Hey! You know what my name is."

Harry leaned over Gil's shoulder, "Dance over there." The Legume boy did as asked and everyone else got into their formation as Uma got up on the stage, "Say it, say it louder."

Crawling slowly onto the steps of the stage, the crews hands slapping down onto the wood made a beat. Uma laughed wickedly, "Hook me."

"Come on! What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Say it louder. What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Feel the power. No one's gonna stop us, soon the world will be ours. What's my name? What's my name?"

"Uma!"

"Say it louder."

"Uma!"

"Ooh, say it louder. What's it? What's it? Say it, say it."

"Uma. Uma, Uma. Uma, Uma, la, la Uma, Uma, Uma Uma, la, la Uma. Uma, Uma Uma, la, la Uma."

As the crew dispersed and went back to their respective tables, Uma laughed that same wicked laugh with Harry and Gil.

Suddenly, a long blue tentacle came out from the kitchen, causing the Cecaelia girl to jump up and the crew to scramble in fear, "Shut your clam!"

"Mama!" Uma whined.

"These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves." She said as her tentacle retreated, creating a splashing sound.

"It's fine, it's fine." Uma started, "Because when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon, I will take it. They're gonna forget that girl. And remember the name..."

"Shrimpy!" Gil exclaimed, a grin on his face. Uma nudged her head towards the door, making eye contact with Harry. He nodded, leaning onto the table and peering up at the Legume boy, "Uh-huh."

Harry clamped his hand down onto Gil's back, leading him out of the restaurant. Reaching the door, he flung the blonde out before turning on his feet and walking back inside.

Gil whimpered as looked around before trying to follow his companion - though Harry was expecting this and held his hook out when he tried to walk back in.

The Legume boy pointed around before accepting his fate and sitting on the wooden step with a pout on his face.

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