There was a woman who had 100 kids. Because she had so many children, she didn't come up with proper names for all of them and instead just gave them a number from 1 to 100. This story is about her daughter Ninety. Ninety grew up to have two kids of her own and they lived happily. One day, her kids were outside and found a dog. They instantly fell in love with him but they're mother wouldn't allow them to keep him so they hid him in their house and named him This. That way they could talk about him and not get caught. (Let's take This outside, I think This is getting cold, etc.) One day, This got hit by a car and died. The two kids were heart-broken and to this day, only Ninety's kids will remember This.

A/N: Sorry for the long pun. See of you can spot the punchline and if you do, leave a smiley face in the comments. Hope you enjoy :)