A couple was taking a walk when the husband said it was going to rain. "I don't think so honey, it doesn't look like it's going to rain." His wife responded. They argued until they came across a Soviet officer named Rudolph. "Rudolph," the husband said, "is it going to rain?"Rudolph said yes and the couple thanked him and went on their way. The husband turned to the wife and said "See, Rudolph the red knows rain dear."

A/N: Really sorry to anyone who read this yesterday. For some reason all of the joke didn't get published but here it is, so hope you enjoy.