meetmebehindthemall
the feminine urge to kiss ur homies
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walkingcorpse
my brother in Bruce that is just being ✨gay✨
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meetmebehindthemall
pan actually!
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timbers
AUGUST COMING OUT ERA??
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notsowonderous
august has been out since she was 13
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acroBAT
embarassing you don't know ur shit timmy
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waffleobsessed
no one appreciated the tweet Jason said above enough
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meetmebehindthemall
it was a good one
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notadilf
it was not.
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meetmebehindthemall
cmon Bruce you're fruitier than Tim
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timbers
Bro wtf.
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nicnames
gotta give da homies a kiss for goodnight and good luck!
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meetmebehindthemall
exactly!
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walkingcorpse
does this mean we're homies now
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nicnames
I don't fuck my homies
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meetmebehindthemall
is that not a thing that homies do?

timbers
another day, another tweet from august that
really solidifies how she was friends with Dick
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acroBAT
what's that supposed to mean?
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timbers
no one tell him
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meetmebehindthemall
to be fair my fucking the homies phase happened
well after dick stopped talking to me and right after
Roy and I broke up the first time bc he cheated
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humangarbagedisposal
it was a trying time to be August's friend then 😔
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timbers
why bc she was trying to fuck you?
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humangarbagedisposal
not me (thank god) but I was the only one who
stopped her from fucking the wrong person (Kyle)
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notsowonderous
you almost fucked Kyle? was this before or after
Garth and I?
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meetmebehindthemall
before 🫥 and listen it wasn't my finest moment.
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acroBAT
you fucked Donna AND garth

meetmebehindthemall
okay so you sleep with 3/5 of your teammates
like seven years ago and suddenly Bruce gives you
a stern talking to
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walkingcorpse
wtf do you mean, you were literally dating roy
up until two weeks ago
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meetmebehindthemall
we weren't on a team anymore, I was retired
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timbers
you're still retired??? right???
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notadilf
I'm just trying to get you to learn from my mistakes
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meetmebehindthemall
well I can't unfuck them so
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meetmebehindthemall
what's stopping me from making it 4/5 👀🫣
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humangarbagedisposal
my marriage
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meetmebehindthemall
fair point
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timbers
Dick, however, has nothing stopping you.
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girlinthechair
he is single
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meetmebehindthemall
🧍‍♀️😐

meetmebehindthemall
fuck this man and making my cat that likes no
one like him fr
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nicnames
A MAN?
WHOMST
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meetmebehindthemall
🫣
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walkingcorpse
OH YOURE KIDDING
YOURE JOKING
STOP THIS
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notsowonderous
you know ... someone we know is really
good with animals
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humangarbagedisposal
his name rhymes with lick
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fishboy
she wouldn't stoop that low
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girlinthechair
wouldn't she though?
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walkingcorpse
I'm breaking into her house idc
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tatteddilf
you might get scarred for life bro
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nicnames
How are you not very mad rn roy
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tatteddilf
tbf, august has loved him since we were teens and never admitted it to herself, glad she's finally doing it

meetmebehindthemall
(1) I am not in love with Dick
(2) he is not inside of my apartment
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acroBAT
(1) you're not? ouch
(2) and wdym am I in some randos place then?
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meetmebehindthemall
gtfo. now. go.
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timbers
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOURE KIDDING ME
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nicnames
how'd you get that photo of hal
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totallyamilf
I have my ways.
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nicnames
we not only get a relationship tweet but also milf Harlow Finley responded to me. I am found dead on the streets. STEEETS.

1 NEW MESSAGE
from Momma

Do I need to have a sit down
conversation with you about
not making the same mistakes
as me or are you going to
do it yourself?

I'm not making any mistakes mom.

I never said you were — just if,
you need the talk about what not to
do, I'm here.

Mom, I'm pretty sure I've spent
my entire life trying to avoid
everything that happened
between you and Bruce.

Good, I'm not old enough to be a grandmother.

If you had it my way!
There would be no grandkids. Ever.

I find that hard to believe.

I hate children mom!

You spent your entire childhood
with some form of a baby doll,
pretending it was your child. You
would feed them and dress them,
it's why I never worried when you
babysat for people. Either way,
your choice, but I don't think you're
one of those to not have kids at all.

Nah fuck dem kids.

Dick has always wanted a family.

I rescind my fuck dem kids.

Sounds about right.

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timbers
what. the. fuck.
[screenshot of insta post]
what the fuck is this richard?

dickwad
...

jaybird
that's not an answer, bitch.

timbers
i think we frightened him.

litebrite
or maybe he's busy doing something

steph
someone's more like it.

AUTHORS NOTE

hee hee ... this is what I like to call ... I'm impatient and wanted to have at least one fic where I could write augustdick actually being together and what was better than me allowing them to be completely unhinged in a social media fic! anyways, let me know your thoughts and I hope you enjoyed this segment of bad habit!