After my main character moment was over, I thought I might as well go to the class and see what these bitches are up to. I entered the class and was immediately greeted by our maths teacher, she was drawing some triangles on the board. She snapped her neck towards me.

"Mrs. cupcake wheeler, you're late but since you suck my toes in recess, I'll let you go now go sit next to oswald ASAP!", ugh this bitch and her nasty ass toes but a girl gotta do what she gotta do for her grades hmm. "Ofcourse, Mrs. Hoella".

I sat next to Oswald who looked at me with a kind smile. Ooooookay? weird.
"I thought about the advice you gave me about my name and I did realize I had a very un-moanable name". That's right bitch, about time you realized.

"Your parents deserve to be 6ft under the ground for naming you that but anyways what are you gonna do now?". He smirked, "Oh yeah they already are and I've decided to change my name to Jackal, hot...isn't it?".

Before I could say anything, he interrupted, "Now imagine moaning jackal, 'ahhh jakal don't stop, go harder jackal!' now that's something". He hummed to himself, "I deserve a nobel prize for that name". No bitch, you deserve therapy.

I rolled my eyes, what a boring asshole. The teacher was still drawing triangles on the board, boring. I wonder what hunter is doing right now, I hope he's eating well, sleeping well and washing that cute bald head well. I sighed dreamily and just like that the period was over.

I walked in the football teams shower because apparently you get the most juicy school gossip from there and the big ding dongs are the cherry on top. I hid myself behind one of the lockers. "Go put some damn pants on Jamal, no one wants to see your little stick!" One of the teammates yelled at poor Jamal who proudly showed his little stick around. It was kinda hot but I was committed to Hunter.

One of the boys was straddling another boy trying to sit on his lap but failing miserably due to his fat ass, god damn. "I hope you know what you're starting Kai" He whispered in the other boys ears. I should give them some privacy. I looked away to the other set of boys who were arguing about something.

"Galelio you can't leave your job, you can screw me if you want but I won't let you screw up your only opportunity at receiving a paycheck! and that's final". Galeio threw up his hand in frustration and kicked the locker then proceeded to twerk on the floor, go queen purrr.

Once he was okay, he groaned, "But you don't understand, the owner of that place makes me teach his kids to twerk or else he won't pay me, I can't give away my talent just like that!". Gosh, this is boring, I'm outta here.

Oswald or 'Jackal' was waiting for me outside. "So found anything interesting?". I shook my head, "If you call Jamal showing off his little stick, Kai giving some random guy a lap dance and Galelio leaving his job because he won't teach his boss's kids how to twerk then yes but otherwise nah, a hamsters asshole is probably more interesting than that".

Oswald or 'Jackal' widened his eyes, he does that a lot, imma snatch those eyeballs and eat them for dinner if he doesn't stop. "Kai was giving a boy a lap dance??? are you serious??". Why is he acting like his rare pokemon came out as gay-

"Nahhh you don't understand, that whore is the most homophobic bitch ever and he was fruity all along? damn if this ain't interesting then I don't know what is". Huh? interesting? everybody knows that homophobic white boys are always fruity from inside, whatever.

"Sure but don't tell this to anyone or I'll burn that beanie of yours". He nodded seriously, "Don't worry, my lips are sealed like a nuns vagina", now that's more like it. I guess he is my friend now? whatever at least he changed that god awful name to another god awful name.

Suddenly the world stopped moving, the moon got 10 times bigger, bitch isn't it morning- whatever, the wind was flowing cutely in my hair, I saw Hunter, his bald head shining in the sun. He licked his lips as he looked at me. I could've sworn my ovaries exploded. He stopped in front of me.
He reached out this veiny hands towards me, oh yes touch me papi.

and....snatched my wig. He ran towards the school exit like his life was depended on it. Once he was out of the school, I shrieked. "MY WIG NOOOOO, I BOUGHT IT FROM MY LIFES SAVING FROM THE DOLLAR STORE! MY MOM WILL KILL ME, NO MY POOR BALD HEAD".

Stella and her goons laughed at me, Galelio and the other guy laughed at me, Kai and his lap dance buddy laughed at me, Jamal and his little stick laughed at me. Oswald or 'Jackal' widened his eyes, I swear to god if he doesn't stop- anyways everyone laughed at me.

I cried, shrieked, wailed, sobbed, laughed, threw up, sharted but he didn't came back to return my wig.

"That's it, I have made up my mind, I will take revenge and I will make everyone pay" I said as I threw up again.

DON'T WORRY, I HAVE A NICE PLOT PLANNED SO DON'T THINK THIS STORY IS GOING NO WHERE LMAO
Anyways how was it?
hope you enjoyed, peace out 😋