mama bear 🐻:
wait
do you know chris evans and sebastian stan?

asswipe 💩:
maybe, why?

mama bear 🐻:
because you should totally hook me up with them 😏

asswipe 💩:
lol
no

mama bear 🐻:
WHAT
W H Y
shouldn't there be an avengers gc, yet you aren't an avenger but yanno

asswipe 💩:
because seb hates me and idk chris' number

mama bear 🐻:
if there was an avenger gc then that wouldn't be a problem...
and lmao ik, he and mackie are funny aha

asswipe 💩:
oh there is
i just rarely use it
rude

mama bear 🐻:
you ungrateful child wyd
oops

asswipe 💩:
i'm busy

mama bear 🐻:
do you think you're too cool for gc?

asswipe 💩:
no
i just don't like gcs that much
too many people and my phone goes too many notifications from it

mama bear 🐻:
...it's fucking chris evans tho
HE IS A BEAUTIFULLY ATTRACTIVE PERSON

asswipe 💩:
bye now rainbow

mama bear 🐻:
this ain't over you ass
read @ 2:13 pm

mama bear 🐻:
C H R I S
E V A N S
read @ 2:13 pm

mama bear 🐻:
you're missing out thomas
read @ 2:14pm

mama bear 🐻:
it's probably a guy thing
read @ 2:14 pm

mama bear 🐻:
guys are weird
read @ 2:14 pm

mama bear 🐻:
mhm
read @ 2:15 pm

mama bear 🐻:
asswipe
read @ 2:15 pm

mama bear 🐻:
i still feel silly string in my hair
read @ 2:15 pm

mama bear 🐻:
i'm gunna shower
read @ 2:16 pm

mama bear 🐻:
asswipe
read @ 2:16 pm

asswipe 💩:
whoa that's the most texts i've ever gotten from you
delivered @ 2:16 pm

asswipe 💩:
lmao sorry, i was called to do something
delivered @ 2:17 pm

asswipe 💩:
have fun getting it out of your hair :-)
delivered @ 2:17 pm