unknown:
hello mini hulk

mini hulk 🐸:
who the hell is this?

unknown:
just someone

mini hulk 🐸:
that's not the answer i want

unknown:
well, it's the one you'll get rainbow

mini hulk 🐸:
who put you up to this?
was it jamie?
that sly bitch
or was it mickey?

unknown:
no one
i just happened to get your number from someone

mini hulk 🐸:
that's it
you're being blocked mystery asshole

unknown:
WAIT
NO
UGH, WHY DID ELLA TELL ME TO DO THIS FFS

mini hulk 🐸:
when i get my hands on that woman-

unknown:
it's tom!
don't hurt her!
i just asked for you number and she happened to give it to me!

mini hulk 🐸:
oh
you

mini hulk 🐸 has changed 'unknown' to 'croissant 🍞'

croissant 🍞:
yeah
uh,

mini hulk 🐸:
should i even ask why you got my number?

croissant 🍞:
uhhh, no
its fine
just wanted to try to be friends
that's all

mini hulk 🐸:
try is a good word to use

croissant 🍞:
yeah, i thought so

mini hulk 🐸:
i'm going to resume my doctor who marathon now.

croissant 🍞:
oh alright

mini hulk 🐸:
goodbye now

croissant 🍞:
have fun with that!
read @ 5:01 pm