ADVENTURE TIME

[ marceline 🍎, bubble gum 🍭, finn 🗡, jake 🐶, lumpy space 🔮, rainicorn 🦄 ]

marceline 🍎:
tom is a nice guy everyone says
he's kinda cute everyone says
i think the actual fuck not

bubble gum 🍭:
crap, wyd?

marceline 🍎:
click here for screenshots

lumpy space 🔮:
.... wow

jake 🐶:
girl, it was your fault

rainicorn 🦄:
rain, i love you... but stop picking a fight with everyone you meet

marceline 🍎:
i didn't do anything!

finn 🗡:
he was just trying to make conversation, i don't see the problem

jake 🐶:
lol the problem is her not him

lumpy space 🔮:
JAMES EVERETT DANVERS WHAT THE FUCK

marceline 🍎:
i'm seriously going to gouge my eyes out
i still don't like him

bubble gum 🍭:
you have to say sorry

marceline 🍎:
lol when was the last time i've done that???

finn 🗡:
the time you made that five year old cry when you were yelling about how santa wasn't real.

marceline 🍎:
thAT WAS AGES AGO

rainicorn 🦄:
that was last week

bubble gum 🍭:
and the time you made me cry

marceline 🍎:
you were drunk and got offended that i didn't like justin bieber

jake 🐶:
and that was a few days ago

marceline 🍎:
okay okay
i get it

lumpy space 🔮:
slip on your big girl pants rainbow

marceline 🍎:
i said i'll do it
never said when

finn 🗡:
at least we gave her the thought

lumpy space 🔮:
true that babe

marceline 🍎:
brb, gotta start recording

bubble gum 🍭:
you better apologize!

marceline 🍎:
yeah yeah
thanks mom

jake 🐶:
i'm clearly the mother in this gc wyd

marceline 🍎:
gtg

jake 🐶:
okay rude
read @ 5:53 pm