ADVENTURE TIME

[ marceline 🍎, bubble gum 🍭, finn 🗡, jake 🐶, lumpy space 🔮, rainicorn 🦄 ]

lumpy space 🔮:
w h y d o y o u
g o t t a b e l i k e t h a t?

marceline 🍎:
excuse me?

jake 🐶:
your tweet is trending
and my husband is amazing ok?

marceline 🍎:
eh, he could've done better in civil war

and lol, at least i'm open with my opinions

bubble gum 🍭:
but he's so cute!
and smol!
like me!

marceline 🍎:
okay, calm down

you're smaller than him, becca
much smaller

jake 🐶:
i can't
you insulted my son

finn 🗡:
i thought he was your husband???

jake 🐶:
he's all of the above

rainicorn 🦄:
tom's abs tho... like c'mon

marceline 🍎:
you guys suck

i don't have to be obsessed with this guy

lumpy space 🔮:
wait
you're making a new podcast...
abOUt TOM AREN'T YOU

marceline 🍎:
it's like 10 minutes but yanno

and not ABOUT him, but he might be mentioned

bubble gum 🍭:
you like this don't you?

marceline 🍎:
is it illegal to state that you don't understand why everyone loves tom holland?

jake 🐶:
UM YES

rainicorn 🦄:
i mean....

marceline 🍎:
you guys fucking suck

finn 🗡:
we just don't understand why you don't like him

lumpy space 🔮:
he's a pretty good actor

jake 🐶:
with a really attractive face.
and body

bubble gum 🍭:
and a loveable personality

rainicorn 🦄:
he was nearly nominated for a oscar btw in 'the impossible'

marceline 🍎:
okay.

and??
like yeah, he's not bad on the eyes
but all of you aren't getting the damn point

rainicorn 🦄:
and the point would be?¿¿?

finn 🗡:
^^^^

marceline 🍎:
that just because the new face of spider-man, doesn't mean everyone has to love him.

it's not a very hard concept

jake 🐶:

what

bubble gum 🍭:
me too jamie

[ NOTIFICATION FROM TWITTER: NEW DIRECT MESSAGE FROM 'TOMHOLLAND1996' ]

marceline 🍎:
shit shit shit

fuck
fuck
FUCK

finn 🗡:
who died?

rainicorn 🦄:
lol did one direction get back together?

lumpy space 🔮:
did you drop your pizza again?

marceline 🍎:
1. myself

2. god i fucking wish
3. yes
but it's worse

jake 🐶:
what?

marceline 🍎:
tom fucking holland dmed me on twitter

finn 🗡:
lol have fun

bubble gum 🍭:
luCKY

marceline 🍎:
i'm so screwed
r

ead @ 3:25 pm