Aoyama- Prince Charming
Ashido- Majin Buu
Tsuyu- Fly destroyer
Iida- Optimus Prime
Uraraka- Coconut head
Ojiro- George
Kaminari- Bolt
Kirishima- Rocks
Koda- Good boy
Sato- Sugar sugar
Shoji- Tentacle pr0n
Jiro- Beats
Sero- FedEx
Tokoyami- Edgy McFuck
Todoroki- Zuko
Toru- Ultra Violet
Bakugou- Pop
Izuku- Laptop
Momo- God
Shinso- Talk2me
Monoma- Copycat
Kendou- FistMe™
Hatsume- Steampunk
Tetsutetsu- Ironman
Mirio- Mario
Tamaki- Sunshine

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Ironman: @Copycat fight me

Copycat: NO

Ironman: FIGHT ME

Copycat: NO

Ironman: FIGHT MEEEEE

Copycat: WHY EVEN

Ironman: BECAUSE IM BORED

Copycat: IM PLAYING SMASH FIGHT ME IVL

Ironman: FINE

Copycat: FINE

Sugar sugar: Its 3 am....

Edgy McFuck: So? What are you doing up?

Sugar sugar: /What are YOU doing up??/

Edgy McFuck: Depression

Sugar sugar: Oh

Sugar sugar: Cool?

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Majin Buu: What the fuck

Beats: What?

Majin Buu: What the fuck even are numbers??

Beats: Are you olay?

Majin Buu: Sent 1 image(s)

Beats: When

Beats: When did you make this....?

Majin Buu left chat

Beats: IS NO ONE ELSE HERE TO WITNESS THIS!?

God: Hey

Beats: MOMO IM SCARED

God: You should be.

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Laptop: Okay so my mom found out about my user name here and she made a mom version of a dad joke and I want to cry out of pure happiness I love my mom

Laptop: "If you're the laptop, then I must be the /motherboard!/"

Pop: My old man doesn't make the dad jokes in my family

Pop: /I fucking do/

Talk2Me: Pops and gamps make the dad jokes and Dad is always getting physically sick when they tell them

Talk2Me: Once I asked gamps where the cat treats were, cuz I wanted to spoil his cat before I left his place, and he just said "Under there" and so I asked "under where?" "Haha... You said underwear"

Talk2Me: "DAD I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL THROW UP IN YOUR EQUIPMENT BAG AGAIN!"

Fly destroyer: /again/

Zuko: Elaborate on the "again" part, we need some black mail material

Optimus Prime: I too would like to hear this

Talk2Me: So apparently when he was in 2nd grade he drank too much slushie all at once and just got sick all over his dad's camera equipment bag while he was out doing a photoshoot and dad just like cried because either he was scared he was gonna be in trouble for getting sick or beccause he wasted his slushie lmao

Talk2Me: I have more embarrassing stories about dad thanks to grandpa, want me to share more??

Pop: Fucking do it

Fly destroyer: We demand more

Fly destroyer: m O r E d A m M i T

Talk2Me: Okay so according to gamps, when dad was like 5 he used to carry a plastic toy camera around and act like gamps and "take pictures". That's it. That's all. He just used to be attached to a toy camera and say "click" when he took a picture. Apparently grandma has a video but she never answers my texts so I probably can't get the video.

Laptop: Why doesn't she answer your texts?

Talk2Me: ....I send her bad memes.

Laptop: Grandson of the year guys. Gotta be better than me though

Laptop: No seriously. I sent my own grandmother a meme once through email and she just disowned me for an entire month

Fly destroyer: What wass the meme?

Laptop: It was literally just a dabbing squidward

Fly destroyer: But... Why

Laptop: Idk I was in my 2nd yr of middle school, the prime of my life in terms of depression free.

Laptop: Okay I lied had depression but sometimes I deny it

Laptop: Okay I lied I still deny it

Laptop: Anyway I liked to look at dumb ggoogle images when I wasn't looking all might and I discovered dabbing squidward and just blindly sent it to a number of people

Talk2Me: Like who?

Laptop: Well grandma, my history teacher who actually found it funny, my dentist, and literaly my only friend; a random guy on an all might server that now owns his own business.

Talk2Me: All Might server guy steppin' up! You go All might server guy!

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Mario: Babe.... Why did you buy 27 packs of bacon?

Sunshine: My therapist called and I panicked

Mario: But...

Mario: Why did you panic??

Sunshine: I DIDNT WANNA ANSWER THE PHONE IN THE STORE IM SORRY HONEY I FAILED YOU

Mario: You didn't fail me Tamaki

Mario: But you did steal my heart again

Mario: There I go, falling into unconsciousness because you stolen my heart all over again with your cuteness

Mario: Fuck now I'm dead you've killed me baby

Mario: Now my partner has to arrest you for murder

Sunshine: You aren't dead! Youre still typing!

Mario: Nope I'm dead

Mario: Sent 1 image(s)

Sunshine: Who took that Mirio!?

Sunshine: I don't understand your making me question physics and science again Miri

Sunshine: YOU ARENT EVEN WORKING RIGHT NOW AND NEJIRI IS IN AMERICA WHO IS HOME TO TAKE THAT!?

Sunshine: BABE TOURE SCARING ME

Mario: Sent 1 image(s)

Mario:

Sunshine: MIRIOOOOOO I WANT A DIVORCE

Mario: We aren't even married Tamaki lol

Sunshine: I WANT A DIVORCE AND IM TAKING MY FAVORITE MUG AND BLANKET WITH ME

Mario: I love you Tama-bear

Sunshine: I love you Miri-bear...

Steampunk: Holy crap you guys are cutest couple ever @Optimus Prime come and love me you square butt face

Optimus Prime: Not now Bakugou is trying to blow my legs off for "insulting" the new stickers Eri put on his hearing aid

Steampunk: RUN SQUARE BOY RUN

Sunshine: WE WERE IN THE CHAT THIS WHOLE TIME!? OMGOMGOMGOMMGMAKDJXBSMSK

Mario: Wait shit

Mario: I mean crap

Laptop: Its too late you already said fuck earlier

Mario: Dammit

Laptop: No no, just embrace it. Say fuck.

Mario: No

Laptop: Embrace it

Coconut head: There's no choice but to embrace it

Talk2Me: SAY FUCK OLD MAN

Mario: IM NOT OLD IM BARELY 21 WHAT??????

Sunshine: Actually you kind of already have a few gray hairs

Mario: What no I don't

Mario: Do I?

Mario: Fuck....

Laptop: Local old man has existential crises over whether his hair is graying earlier than its supposed to

Mario: I'm not old!!

Coconut head: You're old

Mario: :(

Sunshine: Mirio I'm on my way to the hospital

Mario: WAIT WHY!?

Sunshine: Toyomitsu might've just eaten a rock or a bullet we don't know yet

Mario: Again?

Sunshine: Yes

Sunshine: I think its time we adopt him. He cannot live on his own, I'm scared for his health.

Mario: Agreed

Rocks: I can sit here for hours reading your guys's texts lmao theyre so funny and cute

Mario: WE'RE STILL IN THE CHAT FUCK

Sunshine: I've known this whole time but I've been too anxious to leave

Rocks: Aw Tamaki :(

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