Aoyama- Prince Charming
Ashido- Majin Buu
Tsuyu- Fly destroyer
Iida- Optimus Prime
Uraraka- Coconut head
Ojiro- George
Kaminari- Bolt
Kirishima- Rocks
Koda- Good boy
Sato- Sugar sugar
Shoji- Tentacle pr0n
Jiro- Beats
Sero- FedEx
Tokoyami- Edgy McFuck
Todoroki- Zuko
Toru- Ultra Violet
Bakugou- Pop
Izuku- Laptop
Momo- God
Shinso- Talk2me
Monoma- Copycat
Kendou- FistMe™
Hatsume- Steampunk
Tetsutetsu- Ironman

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Talk2me: MONOMA

Geiger: Yes my love?

Talk2me: I BOUGHT CHIIIIPS

Gieger: I'm ready to get FAT

Geiger: HELLO EARLY HEART ATTACK

Talk2me: YES

Zuko: STOP IM SINGLE DAMMIT

Geiger: ASK YAOMOMO OUT ALREADY DAMMIT

Zuko: @God please say yes already I've been asking since last summer

God: Ask me irl coward

Zuko: I AM A COWARD THOUGH

Zuko: I HAVE SEVERE SOCIAL ANXIETY

Zuko: THATS WHY I TEXT MY FEELINGS OUT

God: Should've thought of that before falling for me Shobug

Zuko: Please I can't get rid of my anxiety its my father's fault--

Laptop: In order to get rid of your anxiety you have to kill him

Zuko: I meeeeann okay

Laptop: WaiT NO SHOTO THATS ILLEGAL

Laptop: DONT YOU WANT TO BE A HERO!?

Zuko: Nope

Zuko: Well maybe?

Zuko: Idk I've been thinking about it tho

God: Really? Would your father be happy about your possible career change?

Zuko: Probably not I dont car

God: when do you plan on telling him?

Zuko: When I've got the official answer I guess?

Laptop: You always have my full support Shoto!

Zuko: I know Zuku you and Chaco remind me every day

Laptop: Because that's our job you are our adopted son

Zuko: Since when??

Laptop: Since now

Laptop: @Coconut head SHOTO IS OUR CHILD NOW

Coconut head: He's been my son since I fucking met him get with the program Laptop

Zuko: I was not informed of this but I accept it, thank you mother and father

Pop: LAPTOP

Laptop: WHAT

Pop: What the fuck is the square root of Tododokidokihasdaddyissues

Laptop: Oh that's easy Kacchan, its Tododokidokialsohasslightmommyissues

Zuko: Imeanyouarentwrong--

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Ultra Violet: Watch me as

Ultra Violet: Sent 1 image(s)

George: WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS TORU, YOUR INVISIBLE NO ONE SAW YOU TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FOOT

Ultra Violet: IT WAS EMBARRASSING

Laptop: If its any consolation, Shoji triped on on his own arm--

Tentacle pr0n: Why would you sell me out like this Laptop

Laptop: Because I can

Tentacle pr0n: Well then-

FedEx: Do you guys ever like think about the future??

Optimus Prime: Why yes! I always think of how my future will go!

FedEx: No like if we'll ever make it

FedEx: Y'know as pros?

Prince Charming: Do I need to come back from the library early, bb?~

FedEx: Nah Disco, you stay and study so you can pass Mr. Iida's history test. I don't want you failing bcuz of me Glitter-gloop

Prince Charming: Hey now what did I say about calling me Glitter-gloop??

Prince Charming: Its Glitter Glamour, Hanta-Piñata!

FedEx: Omg ily Yuuga!!!!!!!

Optimus Prime: I would like to take a moment and cry because the both of you are so sweet thank you

Steampunk: Tenyaaaaaa why aren't we like that??

Optimus Prime: Because you don't like cheesy romance?

Steampunk: Oh right.... Hey wanna grab some ramen real quick? I've had the craving since like forever

Steampunk: I haven't eaten in a week and I just finished these homemade moon shoes

Optimus Prime: YesmayItrythosemoonshoesoutDarling??

FedEx: But like FR tho

FedEx: My quirk is boring an weak how did I ever get into this school?

Laptop: Don't say that Sero! Your quirk is quite amazing!

Laptop: I mean you have the ability to make Kacchan shut the fuck up soooo

Pop: I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING GROIN

Laptop: /the insult would be worth it/

FedEx: I guess you have a point...

Laptop: What brought all this on Sero?

FedEx: I was looking over that list of heroes we can partner with and idk if any of them would fit my quirk

FedEx: Who are you choosing Laptop?

Laptop: Well I was thinking Gunhead like Ochako but idk I can't just follow my girlfriend everywhere

Pop: Fuck you guys I'm choosing Fatgum

Rocks: For 100th time Katsu Fatgum is scared of you

Rocks: After you threatened to kick his teeth in for almost killing me with an escaped orange he almost craps himself when hear your name

Rocks: There's no way he or Nezu sign you off for the partnership

Pop: Fuck

Zuko: You can go with Miruko

Zuko: She told me she even had a slight anger problem as a kid, just like your own shitty attitude

Pop: One, I'm going to kick your ass Two, maybe I will fucking choose her but not because you fucking recommended it!

Zuko: Oh look at that he can count to 2

Pop: YOU BITCH

Zuko: Omg the pomeranian knows another word other than fuck!! :OOO

Pop: I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU

Zuko: Don't hesitate I want to d i e

Pop: Jesus Christ @Laptop get this fucker some therapy....

Laptop: @Optimus Prime get the Todoroki notebook and marshmallows, time to do some illegal doctoring

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Bolt: Sent 1 video

Beats: W-what

Bolt: Just watch it

Beats: But

Bolt has left the chat

Beats: But

Beats: I AM SO CONFUSED

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Optimus Prime added Bolt to chat

Pop: I have a fucking craving for Starbucks fuck

Rocks: Where are you??

Pop: I'm in Recovery girl's I broke my hearing aids charger so she's using the spare I left with her to charge them

Pop: Everything is quiet on my right and everything else on my left is like muffled and I fucking love it

Laptop: What if I came in and started yelling the pacer test in your left ear?

Pop: That would be fucking glorious

Rocks: Omfg please don't

Pop: FUCKING DO IT I DARE YOU

Laptop: @Edgy McFuck HURRY UP AND BRING THE BATHROOM PASS BACK

Edgy McFuck: This is dark shadow; no

Laptop: Well I never--

Pop: Ha you got fucking rejected by a shadowy bird

Laptop: Fuck you kacchan

Pop: Gross

Laptop: Your face is gross

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