Aoyama- Prince Charming
Ashido- Majin Buu
Tsuyu- Fly destroyer
Iida- Optimus Prime
Uraraka- Coconut head
Ojiro- George
Kaminari- Bolt
Kirishima- Rocks
Koda- Good boy
Sato- Sugar sugar
Shoji- Tentacle pr0n
Jiro- Beats
Sero- FedEx
Tokoyami- Edgy McFuck
Todoroki- Zuko
Toru- Ultra Violet
Bakugou- Pop
Izuku- Laptop
Momo- God
Shinso- Talk2me
Monoma- Copycat
Kendou- FistMe™
Hatsume- Steampunk
Tetsutetsu- Ironman
Mirio- Mario
Tamaki- Sunshine

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Mario: I DO HAVE GRAY HAIR WTF!?

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Bolt: And now on today's episode of "Denki doesn't want to do class work so he goofs off until the last second!"

Bolt: Denki has a day of detention for not following orders! :)

Beats: Serves you right you cow

Bolt: :(

Optimus Prime: It is settled then; I am now forcing you to join my study group with Mei and a few others!

Bolt: Fuck

Fly destroyer: Join usssss

Sugar sugar: No way getting out of this dunce

Steampunk: Welcome to hell

Steampunk: I mean I enjoy your company Tenya you totally aren't a strict as hecc instructor I hecking love you

Optimus Prime: I

Optimus Prime: I find that oddly offensive.... But I love you too.

Laptop: Calamari Dankcheese, a legendary idiot that fucking dies because Iida tried to teach him

Bolt: What

Beats: /Calamari Dankcheese/

Beats: Forget the nickname Elekid and Pikachu you are my Dank Calamari now lmao

Bolt: Oh

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Mario: Do you think I'd look good in blue?

Sunshine: Miri your uniform is blue

Mario: Technically its more indigo or black than blue

Mario: Wait its the same color as your hair baby! :D

Sunshine: No its not! Its canf be!

Mario: It is tho!

Sunshine: Mom said my hair is unique did mom lie to me?

Mario: Probably lol

Sunshine: Don't lol Miri! That's my mom yorr talking about! :'(

Mario: I always forget you get like super defensive when someone insults or talks badly about Mamajiki

Mario: And I cannot relate baby! Haha I have no mom! :'D

Sunshine: Mirio please you and Nejire talked about this

Mario: And you cried

Sunshine: And I cried....

Rocks: I'm in math class and you gays are distracting me

Pop: And I'm not?

Rocks: Well your also distracting me too but I thought that was obvious Bob

Pop: And you're distracting me too dumbass

Pop: (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Rocks: NOT THE EMOTICONS AGAJN NO

Laptop: KACCHAN NO

Pop:
(\_(\ 💞
　(｡- .•)
　o_(")(")

Laptop: NO

Pop: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ )

FedEx: Oh I was wondering why Laptop started screaming

Mario: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS THE CHAT AGAIN OMFG

Sunshine: Bye I'm going home to die

Rocks: Bye! :D

Pop:
┏━┳┳┳━┳┳┓
┃━┫┃┃┏┫━┫┏┓
┃┏┫┃┃┗┫┃┃┃┃
┗┛┗━┻━┻┻┛┃┃
┏┳┳━┳┳┳┓┏┫┣┳┓
┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┣┻┫┃┃
┣┓┃┃┃┃┣┫┃┏┻┻┫
┗━┻━┻━┻┛┗━┓┏┛

Pop: Fuck wrong one

Pop:
　∩_∩
（ ・ω・）
┏━∪∪━━━━┓
♡FUCK YOU*.。 ♡
┗━━━━━━━┛

Pop: There

Sunshine: Mirio I'm conflicted from this child's actions

Mario: Shhhh just go to McDonalds and I'll be there soon. We'll forget about this over fries covered in an unhealthy amount of salt

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Optimus Prime added Majin Buu to chat

Majin Buu: Gay

Optimus Prime: Beautiful

Majin Buu: Thank you

God: Sometimes I think to myself "what if I ran away to grandmama's house again and just hide in a giant pile of her matrioshka dolls?"

God: But then I think "who is gonna feed the dorm pet on time!?"

Laptop: We have a dorm pet?

God: Kaminari

Laptop: Tru

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Copycat: I'm depressed

Talk2Me: baBE NO

Copycat: Its too late the depression got to me

Laptop: NOOOO HE WAS SO ANNOYING BUT PRETTY DECENT!

Coconut head: OUR ANNOYING GREMLIN HAS BEEN TAINTED NOOO

Talk2Me: My precious Neito.... So young, so weird.... Also loud... And sometimes a little obnoxious....

Talk2Me: But don't worry you're really cute and a great kisser

Copycat: HEY MOM! MY BOYFRIEND SAYS IM A GREAT KISSER AND IM CUTE!

Beats: Good job son I'm so proud

Copycat: Oh shit Jiro is my mom now

Beats: Yes

Copycat: Can you do a mom thing and come over to B dorms to just hug me?

Beats: Dude you don't even NEED to ask

Beats: I'm up for making you feel worth something because you decent boi

Copycat: I'm decent ;u;

Laptop: This is why everyone should have a mom. If you don't Jiro, Yaomomo, or Uraraka will adopt you.

Mario: My mom died

Coconut head: DO I HEAR A CHILD IN NEED!?

Mario: I'm 20 but yes

Coconut head: Congratulations you are my son now

Mario: Sweet

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Sorry this one is so short, I had trouble focusing on this while also doing a few more things.

Anyway, happy Easter ya fucks! Tell how your egg day was going!

Make sure to collect extra decorated chicken fetuses for our lord and savior Momo ;)

And remember, Aizawa and Hizashi buy eggs that are worth more than sex! Easter in the Aizawa-Yamada household has gotta fucking cool....

[Also I'm just gonna think of random titles for this now lmao the song lyrics for this was getting old]