Aoyama- Prince Charming
Ashido- Majin Buu
Tsuyu- Fly destroyer
Iida- Optimus Prime
Uraraka- Coconut head
Ojiro- George
Kaminari- Bolt
Kirishima- Rocks
Koda- Good boy
Sato- Sugar sugar
Shoji- Tentacle pr0n
Jiro- Beats
Sero- FedEx
Tokoyami- Edgy McFuck
Todoroki- Zuko
Toru- Ultra Violet
Bakugou- Pop
Izuku- Laptop
Momo- God
Shinso- Talk2me
Monoma- Copycat
Kendou- FistMe™
Hatsume- Steampunk
Tetsutetsu- Ironman
Mirio- Mario
[Redacted]

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Pop: Fuck

Pop: FUCK

Pop: FUUUUCK

Prince Charming: Bakugou please I need my beauty sleep

Pop: I LOST MY HHEARING AIDS AND I HAVE TO PEE

Prince Charming: I

Ultra Violet: But can't you go without them???

Pop: IM FUCKING SLEEPING OVER IN PINKY'S ROOM AND THERE ARE BODIES ON THE FLOOR AND I AM BASICALLY FUCKIG BLIND OKAY

Pop: I NAVIGATE BY SOUND WHEN IM IN THE FUCKING DARK, AND NO I WONT USE MY PHONE'S LIGHT BECAUSE IM NOT WAKIG THESE FUCKERS UP

Pop: I CAB HEAR KAMINARI SNORING BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE ITS COMING FROM

Ultra Violet: That sounds like a you problem

Pop: BITCH

Ultra Violet: No need to say my name, I'm right here

Pop: You see this is why I fucking tolerate you

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Edgy McFuck: You all suck

Edgy McFuck left chat

Laptop: Oh no you don't

Laptop added Mario to chat

Mario: Woah what

Laptop: FUCK SHIT WRoNG CONTACT

Mario: Language Midoriya

Pop: Ha get rekt motherfucker

Mario: Language whoever you are

Pop: I will smuther you in pudding

Optimus Prime added Edgy McFuck to chat

Edgy McFuck: Excuse you but I was causing a scene--

Optimus Prime: Causing scenes is Aoyama's job, you know this

Edgy McFuck: Chirps in fuck you

Optimus Prime: My feelings

Edgy McFuck: WhO sTiLl HaRbOrS fEeLlInGs!?

Mario: I am confused Midoriya

Pop: Kick him out he's a responsible adult! We can't fucking commit crimes with a police trainee in the chat

Laptop: I don't wanna be rude and kick him out

Pop: I'll do it

Laptop: YOU DONT HAVE ADMIN RIGHTS KACCHAN

Laptop: @Rocks GET YOUR MAN HES STEALING IIDA'S PHONE

Rocks: Hey man he's your responsibility when I ain't around

Laptop: Well shit we're all dead then

Laptop: Your the Kacchan tamer Kiri

Mario: Please watch your language Midoriya. Your a child.

Laptop: ....

Laptop: @everyone EVERYONE ONLINE FUCKING CURSE GODDAMMIT

Pop: TITS AND ASS

Optimus Prime: Bakugou curse extra for me

Pop: MOTHERFUCKING HEDGEHOGS WITH SHOES FUCK YEAH

Optimus Prime: Thank you

Pop: I charge by the hour

Majin Buu: YO ASS IS GRASS MOTHERFUCKERR

Mario: Children please

Rocks: Fuck

Fly destroyer: Oh look at that its a whimsical flying fuck. Make a fucking wish you shits.

Edgy McFuck: I wish for a goddamn nap I am fucking sleep deprived

Mario: Children

Talk2me: DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG, DRIFTING THRU THE WIND, WANTING START AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!!??!

Copy Cat: /AGGRESSIVELY BELLY DANCING/ FUCK YOU

Mario added Mr. Aizawa to chat

Laptop: Oh fuck

Pop: ABORT ABORT EVERY MAN WOMAN AND EXTRA FOR THEMSELVES, THROW THE CHILDREN OVERBOARD--

Mr. Aizawa: Is this what you kids text in the middle of class???

Coconut Head: ASS ASS ASS ASSS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS SS ASS ASS ASS

Mr. Aizawa: URARAKA

Coconut: waIT SHIT

Mr. Aizawa: 1) Mirio, don't be a tattle tail, I know these children curse, like constantly, I've accepted it. 2) Bakugou do not throw actual children for the love of god, I can see you dangling an all might standee from the parking lot. 3) Get ready for school you shit munchers.

Mario: I'm sorry its just my new cop instincts

Mario: Also I'm not a trainee any more! I graduated the academy a year and a half ago! >:(

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Bolt: What the fuck is present mic talking about!?!?

Fly destroyer: You need to study more

Copycat: Ha bitch I'm actually passing everything but English!

Talk2Me: Your failing both math and history too

Copycat: WAIT I AM!? HOW DO YOU KNOW??

Talk2Me: Both my dads are teachers that don't know that I know their grade book passwords

Mr. Aizawa: Now I do

Talk2Me: FUCK

Laptop: NOT TODAY SATAN

Laptop banned Mr. Aizawa from chat

Laptop: You guys are welcome :)

Talk2Me: Holy shit your my legit hero

Talk2Me: Are you and Chako looking for another son?

Laptop: @Coconut head

Coconut head: Eh sure

Laptop: I have kids now

Mario: What is happening.....?

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Zuko: @God oh thy beautiful god Momo please lend me your calculous notes

God: Ask me in person

Zuko: MY ANXIETY

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Laptop: I feel threatened by my own existence

Optimus Prime: How so?

Laptop: Idk I'm just depressed man don't ask me things

Optimus Prime: @Zuko grab the sad Laptop notebook and all might sticker sheets, we have a sad boy

Zuko: I'll fight the sadness away

Coconut head: I GOT A HAIR CUT NOW YOU GUYS CANT CALL ME COCONUT HEAD ANYMORE!

Coconut head: I have the cutest pixie cut now I'm crying

Laptop: If you cry /I'll fucking cry/

Laptop: Also you can never escape the name becAUSE I LOCKED YOU NAME AHAHAHAHA! >:3

Coconut head: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pop: Youheckwadsarecutewtf

Laptop: Sure, me and Chako are cure but have y'all seen Mirio and Tamaki!?!?!?

Rocks: Yes they are my fav gays

Rocks: They are my idol gays

Pop: Wtf

Mario: Did.... Did you guys just call me and Tama cute?

Laptop: Shit I forgot he was here--

Rocks added [Redacted] to chat

Rocks: Aw he blocked his name from view...

Rocks: He had his name as TamaTama I think? Its what Fatgum calls him sometimes

[Redacted]: What is this?

Mario: Tamaki! Hi I'm still on duty but my supervising officer isn't looking

[Redacted]: Mirio please...

Laptop: IM GIVING YOU ADMIN RIGHTS MARIO CHANGE HIS NAME

Optimus Prime: STOP GIVIG PEOPLE ADMIN RIGHTS LAPTOP

Laptop: fUCK YOU IIDA

Mario changed TamaTama name to Sunshine

Mario: Because your my sunshine <3

Sunshine: Miriooooooooooo

Pop: Ha GAY

Rocks: Haha... I like gay people....

Majin Buu: Same

Coconut head: I relate so much that I'm abut cry

Laptop: sTOP

Coconut head: nO

FistMe™: MONOMA IS BELLY DANCING IN MY ROOM AGAIN OMFG

FistMe™: SEND AN AMBULANCE IM DYING

Talk2Me: /Perish/

FistMe™: OMFG MO IS GONNA BE AT MY PLACE FOR COUPLE DAYS STARTIG TOMORROW THIS BREAK IS GONNA KILL ME--

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I didn't realise I did a thing with Mirio and Tamaki's names until like 5 minutes later and someone on discord dared me to edit this--