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Driving teacher crazy!

Teacher: Where is your pencil, Ludlow?
Ludlow: I ain't got none!
Teacher: Ludlow! Where is your grammar?
Ludlow: She's at her house in Cleveland. And she ain't got my pencil neither!

French teacher: How do you say eat in French?
Hailey: Eat in French!

Teacher: You didn't do too well on this math exam. Your answer were not very good.
Hailey: That's okay. Neither were your questions.

Teacher: Jerry, were you copying the answer from your neighbors paper?
Jerry: Oh,no! I was just checking to see if she had my answers!

Teacher: When I was your age I could name all the presidents in the proper order.
Sally: Yeah, but when you were my age there'd only been there or four!
Teacher: .............Im not that old

Mia: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test!
Teacher: I don't think either, but that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give. So be happy.

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Hailey: Mom I'm not going back to school this year.
Mom: What! Why not?
Hailey: Because last year the teacher said five plus five made ten.Then he said five plus five made ten.And then he said eight plus two made ten.
Mom: So?
Hailey: So, I'm not going back till he makes up his mind!

Kathy: Dad,I'm not planning to do any schoolwork this year.
Dad: Why not hard work never kill anyone.
Kathy: I know! And i don't plan to be the first.