Sandhir at the shop and Rd sees sanyu buying the basic one and he made hui ma.

Rd: masterni kis ke liye aap itni kanjoosi Kar rahi ho
S: Kya
Rd: yeh phune kyu le rahi ho accha sa le lo yeh tho dada ke zamanae ka hai
S: mujhe koyi fisool karcha nahi karni
Rd: jaise maate ki iccha
S: kiska mata.
Rd: aap kisi na kiska maata ho nah
S: kya
Rd: aap ki bas ki nahi

Sanyu ask the shopkeeper to recharge for Rs 50 and he says done.
S: it's not done.
Shopkeeper: madamji see this
S: see this no Bal
Shopkeeper: how is it possible
Rd: dhikchika dhikchika and dance. Apun ka naya phune gaonwalo dekho . Aur isme paise milte hai bilkul muft par yeh phune wale kitna kich kich karta Hai. Saat ( 60) hazar me phune aur chutta bas pachaas ka. Kya kare

Sanyu and shopkeeper saw each other.
Shopkeeper: chutta
S: he means balance
Rd: sahi pakde hai

Shopkeeper: khamosh. Jab se ayae ho chapad chapad kar rahe ho.
Sandhir kept mum and saw him with puppy face.

Shopkeeper: madamji aapka number yeh hai nah
Sanyu nods her head aur bhai aapka yeh and Rd too nods.

He dials sanyu number and Rd phone starts to ring.

Rd: apun pehla caalll aya
Shopkeeper: end the call
Rd: che baat nahi kar paya and twitch his lips
He then dials Rd number and the phone in sanyu's hand starts to ring and he smile.

Shopkeeper announced like he solved a muder mystery aap dono ka phone ka adla badli hogayi Hai.

Rd: oho
S: ohk
Rd: masterni iss phune par choti karoch ayi Hai yeh nalayak teek kardega. Aur iss dabba phune wapas kar do aur yeh lo. Apun ka phune kaha hai
Sanyu looked at the shopkeeper helplessly.

Shopkeeper: bhai aapka phune
Rd: kaha
Shopkeeper saw down and Rd too . He saw his phone broken into pieces.

Pepe pepe....the sad tune apun ka phune
S: mein

Rd shows his hand to stop
S: par
Rd nods his head in a not to continue
S: tum
Rd: apun se itni dushmani ki mere pyaare phune ki chote chote tukde banaya
S: dekho
Rd: dekh hi tho raha hun iss ka halat.aapka phune dekho kitne lad pyaar se meine sambhal kar rakha aur apun ka aapne chatni bana di
S: woh gusse mein
Rd: gusse mein. Meri pyaari phune ko aapne. Nahiii

Then in the fm played nahi yeh ho nahi sakta.

Rd: galat samay par galat gana. Chup karna be isse

And turns to sanyu.

Tho mein kaha tha. Ha yaad aya gussa. Aap ko kaise man hua iss nacheez ko iss tarah tukde karne mein. Yeh tho kissi se aahh thak nahi bolta. Yeh nanni bezubaan jaan ko aapne itna dardnak maut Diya

Kyuuuuu. Janata aapse jawab mangata Hai.

Isse tho sirf gaana aur ghurrr karke apne zindagi bitana aata hai

Shopkeeper: huh
S: he means ringtone and vibration
Rd: sahi pakde Hai

Sanyu felt like chuckling.

Rd: apun aur iss phune ka bejod rishta Hai. Ek chori ki kahani. Ek lambi kahani
S: muje sunni nahi hai
Rd: nahi iss ki kahani sunne bagair jaane nahi dunga
S: bako phir
Rd: ek din mein sadak kinare jaa raha tha tho dekha ek mota pet bahar nikala seth meri dabba phune dekhar apun ka mazak uda raha tha.

Ussne apna phune dekhar dhinga dhinga naach raha tha. Mein ussi waqt taan liya ki mein yeh phune churaunga .aur raat ko ussi ki ghar mein jakar uss ki bagal mein rakhae phune chura liya. Yeh phune mere liye bahut accha hai and he wipe his unseen tears.

Aur ab dekho isse mein kaise iski anthim kriya karam karunga. Isski aatma ko shanthi de bhagwan aur isse tu hi rakh le and give the pieces to the shopkeeper.

Apun I phune saat lekar uss mote ke paas jaaunga aur khoob nachunga.hehe

Arey madamji aaj tho aapka pehla din hai nah
S: ha
Rd: aapko samay ka koyi kadar nahi. Jao warna naukri chali jayegi. Kuch bhi theek se aathi nahi issko. Sirf engles mein chapadna aata hai

Sanyu while going rewinds everything and says with a smile pura pagal. No pagal rowdy. Engles rowdy.