The day went in a swift and next day was going to bring another drama in their life.

Randhir was gone out for some work and was back within a couple of hours later. He sat on couch and asked for water and closed his eyes. When he sprung open he saw a cup of steaming tea in front of him and a person clad in a saree,he  didn't pay any heed for the face and  he was about to take the tea another hand came with a glass of water and he looked up to see Sanyu and she was glaring the other person hidden under the pallu.

Sanyu: hai kon tu aur tumhari itni himmat ki mere pati ko chai doon
Person: meine inse sacche dil se pyaar karthi hoon aur tum na humare rishtey ke beech meine aagayi ho
Sanyu: kya kaha tum ne
Person: sacch kadwa hota hai
Sanyu: Randhir yeh kon hai aur kya bole jaa rahi hai
Randhir: meine bhi tho yahi soch raha hoon yeh kon hai

Person: tum itne jaldi mujhe bhool bhi Gaye. Hayyo rabba ab meine kya karoon kidhar jaon
Sanyu: jaha jaana hai jao
Person: sacch kehthe hai log. Sacchi pyaar koyi nahi samjhtha tum bhi nahi Randhir babu
Randhir: kaha aagaya meine. Ghar sahi hai, biwi bhi yaha par hai phir yeh kon hai
Person: mere awaaz bhi nahi pechana and starts to beat the chest and cry
Randhir: ruko aise rothe nahi and hold the hands
Person: ishhhh
Sanyu: chod mere pati ka haath and remove the hand
Person: tum chali jao humare zindagi se. Randhir aur mera pyaar bacchpan se chali aa rahi hai. Hum dono ko alag karna namumkin hai
Sanyu: Woh mera pati hai
Person: Woh mera pyaar hai
Sandhir: kya

Person: meine chandramukhi tu paro
Meine anjali tum tina
Meine mumbai ki pattaka tum gaon ki pathar
Meine chaand tu kaala saaya
Meine iska pyaar tum meri sautan
Aur batao sunn paogi

Sanyu: ab tho meine jaankar hi rahungi tum kon ho hatao tumhara pallu
Randhir: shaanth
Person: huh and removes the pallu sandhir got a shock seeing the person

Sanyu: parth
Randhir: parth tum
Parth: parth nahi pari sirf tumhare liye and winks at Randhir
Randhir: ab isse kya hua. Yeh ....mujhse....pyaar...nahi
Sanyu: tum isse pyaar nahi kar saktha. Yeh mera pati hai . Tumhara nahi samjhae

Parth: yeh mera pyaar hai tu na and pulls Sanyu's hair
Sanyu: ahhhh
Parth: tum tho thodi mahine humare beech meine aayi warna Randhir tho sirf mujhse pyaar kartha tha. Tum na do pyaar karnewale ke beech meine tsunami banke aayi ho
Sanyu: tum pagal hogaye ho
Parth: tum pagal ho. Humara pyaar ambuja cement jaise musbhooth hai.

Humara rishta salim anarkali jaise
Srk aur Gauri jaise
Laila majanu Jaise
Krishna Radha jaise

Ek dum atoot bandhan hai.

Sanyu: kuch bhi and takes the glass of water
Parth takes the glass of tea and they both bring the glass near to him.

Sanyu: Randhir tum paani piyo
Parth: meine apne haathon se banaya hai yeh chai tum piyo. Paani tho har jagah miltha hai
Sanyu: mera paani piyo
Parth: chai piyo
Randhir looks from sanyu to Parth.

Sanyu gets angry and take the tea from Parth's hand and gulps in a go and Parth takes the glass of water and throws. Both turn backward and bechara Randhir in middle of both with hands on his head.

Randhir: na paani mila na chai. Mere saath hi aisa kyun hota hai and hung his head low.

Then he hears sarth fighting again with words.

Sanyu: mere paas mere do bacche hai
Parth: mere paas unke papa hai
Sanyu: mere paas uska mangalsutra hai and smirks
Parth: mere paas uska diya dhaaga hai and shows a holy thread tied on his wrist

Sanyu frowns seeing the black thread and then her eyes widens she doesn't reply back to Parth.

Parth: Randhir tum chintha mat karo meine tumhara pasand ka khana banaungi agar mere sautan mujhe pareshan na kare tho and glares sanyu.
Randhir: tumhe jo accha lage woh karo
Parth: sacchi mera pyaara sa jaanu and blew a flying kiss towards him and goes to kitchen

Sanyu: tum ne usse woh kaala dhaaga pehnaya
Randhir: ha usme kya hai
Sanyu: ummm
Randhir: yeh mat batana ki woh kuch tantra mantra kiya hua hai
Sanyu: Woh aisa hi hai
Randhir: kya
Sanyu; ha

The flashback a circle comes and they goes back to few hours back morning Ron and pinky left to school and Parth and others for work and sanyu went out.

After few minutes later Sanyu came home with a sad face.

Randhir: tum kaha jaathi ho aise bina bataye
Sanyu: bazaar
Randhir: humesha wahi kyun jaathi ho. Koyi chakkar wakkar nahi hai na
Sanyu: ji Nahi. Jab meine aa rahi thi us waqt mujhe ek aurat mili aur Woh keh rahi thi ki mere shaadi tootnewali hai
Randhir : bakwaas
Sanyu; mujhe lag raha hai tumhara pehli biwi na mari nahi hai. Jaise filmon meine hote hai tumhare dushman ne usse na maara ho. Bas uski yaadash chali gayi ho aur woh waapis aajaye. Mujhe risk nahi lena hai

Randhir: tum na kuch zyaada soch rahi ho. Aisa kuch nahi hoga
Sanyu: aisa kyun
Randhir: kyunki meine tumhare alawa kisi aur se shaadi nahi ki. Yeh mat kehna bina shaadi ke Ron kaise. Hum dono jaanthe hai bina shaadi ke bhi baccha paida kar sakthe hai. Ek aur sach Ron mera beta nahi
Sanyu: kya. Tum bhi meri tarah apne bhai ya behen ke bacche ko sambhal rahe ho
Randhir: nahi bahut badi kahani hai
Sanyu: oh. Par meine sunna chahthi hoon
Randhir: woh kehne se pehle apun ko paani milega kya

Sanyu goes to kitchen and Randhir sees the photo of God.

Randhir: bhagwan aaj aakhiri baar meine ek jhooth bolna jaa raha hoon. Iss baar aisa jackass I..I..
God: idea
Randhir: sahi pakde hai.woh mila hai jisse mastetni ko lagega apun jaisa koyi accha insaan nahi ho aur Ron ko pata bhi na chale meine uska asli papa Nahi.

He looks at the picture of God and the garland and the lamp.

Randhir: bhagwan ji aapne jawab nahi Diya. Filmon mein apun ne dekha hai aise mauke par aap phool ya diya jalathe ho. Aisa ishara tho dedo and looks at the flowers in the garland and lamp

Sanyu came with water and hands him.

Sanyu: sunao tumahra aur Ron ka kahani
Randhir: hmmm and looks at God.

Randhir smiling pluck a flower from the garland and says bhagwan aapki leela and smiles. The God opens his mouth wide open and when sanyu turn God makes a stern face. Randhir gives his cheesiest smile to her and she too smile looking at him . When she again turned Randhir sees the god picture and he was angry.

Randhir: apun jaantha hai iss poto ( photo) mein sirf aapka chehra hai phir aap kaise phool ya diya jalayengay. Hoon na apun ishmart.

Even God was tongue tied by hearing him

God: meine jhooth ka saath nahi dunga
Randhir: kaha meine jhooth bolne wala hoon bas idhar udhar kuch badla dunga aur kahani taiyar.
God: par
Randhir: apun ne sunna hai jo jhooth kisi ko nuksaan na pauhanchaye woh jhooth sacch jaisa hai and gave a puppy look
God: theek hai
Randhir: apun ko pata tha aap bahut acche ho
Sanyu; tumne Ron ke baaremein kuch kaha nahi

Randhir: jab apun 18 ka tha tho yaha waha naukari karke batak raha tha. Ek raath sunsaan jagah pathae ke chill....chill... kutte ke bo..bo....Waha dur par apune ek gaadi dekhi aur kuch log. Woh log lad rahe the apun ek hero ki tarah waha tapka aur ek baap aur ek ma ko gunday ne maara aur bhaag Gaye. Ma ke haath tha ek baccha ma ro rahi thi phir baap aur ma marne se pehle mujhe Ron ko de kar chal base . Tab se apun bangaya baap and wipes his fake tears.

Sanyu: tum kitne acche ho and hug him and there God with mouth wide open and Randhir winked.

Randhir: Ron ko ya kisi aur ko yeh mat batana.

Sanyu goes from there.

Flashback ends

Randhir: tumhare jaane ke baad parth aaya rota hua ki jo dhaaga apun ne usse bandha dosti wala woh toot gaya aur apun ne dekha waha humare kamre meine ek dhaaga hai tho usse pehnaya.

Sanyu: wahi tho kyun pehnaya
Randhir: nahi karna tha
Sanyu; woh dhaaga meine uss aurat se liya tha. Usne kaha agar mujhe apne pati ka pyaar chahiye tho usse yeh dhaaga pehano phir woh tumahara hoga. Jab ron ka sacch pata chala tho mein iske baaremein bhool gayi.

Aur tumne yeh Parth ko diya ab woh tumse pyaar kartha hai

Randhir: tho hum dhaaga nikhal de the hai
Sanyu: par kaise

Soon Parth comes to them with a plate of food.

Parth: kha kar batao kaisa bana hai
Randhir: apun ko tumhari haathon se khana hai
Parth: hui ma and he takes a piece of roti and slips it into Randhir's mouth.

That time Randhir catch his hand and tries to remove the thread but Parth comes out of his grip.

Parth: agar humari pyaar ki nishaani tum nikhal dogey tho meine mar jaungi. Aur humara pyaar hoga humari adhuri kahani.

Randhir: aisa nahi hai. Apun woh tumhare gale meine pehna denge
Parth: sacchi
Randhir: aur nahi tho kya
Parth hugs Randhir and Sanyu tries to take the thread. Parth distance himself and glares her.

Parth: tumhe tho meine and both starts to fight again.
Randhir: ruk jao dono.

Both looks at Randhir.

Randhir: apun se kis janam ki dushmani nikhal rahe ho dono. Ek ladki jo meri biwi hai aur ek ladka jo mera bhai tha ab mera deewani bani. And sighs.

Parth: tum na aise dukhi na ho. Hum Na inn sabse dur jaayengay aur humara chota sa parivaar banayengay. Baccho ko bhi lekar jaayengay bus iss chudail ko nahi

Sanyu: mujhe chudail kaha tujhe tho mein
Randhir: ladna bandh karo aur Parth woh dhaaga mujhe do
Parth: nahi and runs

Randhir: nalayak chamchon pakad lo uss Parth ko

There everyone was running behind Parth and later all jumps on him and his hand was out  . Seeing the opportunity sanyu took the thread and said mujhe mila.  Randhir  and others got up to see unconscious Parth lying on the floor. They tried to wake him up but no reaction.

Water was sprinkled to his face and he slowly opened his eyes and saw everyone. Then he saw himself and he was shocked.

Randhir: Parth kaisa hai tu
Parth: accha hai
Randhir: ummm
Parth: meine kya kiya
Randhir: kuch bhi tho nahi
Parth: hmmmm.
Randhir: tumhe mujhe dekh kar kuch kuch hota hai kya
Parth: chee kya bol rahe ho. Kya tum log milke nahiiiii
Randhir: ruk abey.
Parth: sacch bata kya kiya tum log mujhe yeh ladkiyon ke kapde pehnaya
Randhir: kuch nahi kiya aur humne nahi pehnaya ab kush

Randhir: bhai
Parth: bhai
Randhir: bhaiiii and hug him.

The thread is thrown out and the hen will get that it too runs behind another with the thread.

Don't know what bakwaas I write all the time

Next part is a surprise for all .