Sandhir were close to each other and they could hear the heart beats of one another. His breath and her breath were mingled and then his eyes widened.

Randhir​: kya aapke inn ghane baalon mein joon hai ( head lice)
S: nahi
Randhir: sacchi
S: ha
Randhir: ye lo ek bada joon and keep it on her palm. Ab apun ko samaj mein aaya aap aise jwalamukhi ki tarah kyun rahthi ho. Inn papiyon ke karan. Yeh log dhiknae mein chote hai par aapka khoon chooskar bada hua aur aap ka sir mein garmi bad gayi

Sanyu twitched her lips and he smiled and moved back.

Randhir: ek aur baat
S: ab kya bakhi hai
Randhir: yeh ki jitna bhi koshish karlo mein haath mein nahi aane wala and smirks

Sanyu looks at the bug and hit it. Kya yaar meri izzat ka kacchumbar banaya and sighs.

S: yeh mere nahi hai
Randhir: phir
S: tumhara hoga
Randhir: uss joon ne kaha ya usske daadhee ya moonch hai mera jaisa ki tumhe laga ki mera Hai
S: pagal
Randhir: joon wali ladki lala
S: bass

Randhir : theek hai

For few moments they were in silent mode then again Randhir started his antics

He assumed his palm as phone and made tring tring noise and gestured sanyu to take the call.

Mein Amitabh bacchan kon banega crorepati se. Aap ka priya mithra Rd mere samnae Hai aur woh ek prashan( question) par atke Hai. Kya aap unn ki madat karengae isse woh pandit ban jayengae

S: pandit . Poocho
Randhir: sawal yeh hai ki

Kya aap usse

1. Engles sikhaungi
2. Nahi sikhaungi
3. Samay milne par
4. Iss ka jawab aapke paas bhi nahi hai

Chinky daudna lagi hai phirse

S: woh kaun
Randhir​ points to the clock
S; hmmm. Tho mera jawab hai
Randhir: ek hai na
S: na dusra wala jawab
Randhir: tho yeh aapki akhiri faisal hai
S: ha . Hai tho

Randhir​: aap mere saath aise nahi kar
sakti
S: kyun

Randhir: tho mein bhi Rd Bhai Hoon. Mein bazaar mein jaake kahunga ki aap ek jhooti hai aur aap meri patni nahi Hai aur uss sabzi wale se yeh bhi kahunga ki aapne usse ullu banakar aloo muft mein le li

S: tum aisa kahoge tho mein chup nahi rahungi. Mein apne pati dev Randhir se
Randhir: randhir
S: matlab randhir bhai se ki tum chedthe ho aur mujhe pareshan karte ho. Aur woh tujhe uda dega
Randhir: mujhe. Haha. mein unse bhi kahunga ki aap mere pe line marthi hai
S: woh mujhe se beintehaa pyaar karta hai

Randhir: mein bazaar mein jaakar chillakar bolunga ki aapko koyi sabzi na de aur agar dena hai tho zyaada daam mein de
S: tujhe tho mein

Randhir: aur mein aapki aapees mein zor zor se bolunga yeh ladki dikhne mein theek thak lagthi hai par isske baalon mein bade bade joon ka raj hai aur jab yeh jaaye tho woh tumhrae baalon mein bhi aa saktha hai
S: tum aisa kuch nahi karoge
Randhir: shart ( bet). Suno suno isske ke zulfon mein

Sanyu comes and pulls him and they share a kiss and when she get to know what blunder she caused she push him back and Randhir with his mouth opened .

Randhir: mein kaha Hoon and moves to the door and he hits.

Ouch and opens and goes from there.

On his way the employee sees him and ask aaj nimbu paani nahi chahiye.

He smiles and nods a no. Aaj mujhe usse bhi meetha cheez mila and goes.

When he was crossing the front desk the receptionist yelled aaj tu ne chikni chamaeli nahi bola.

Bhool gaya aur mein ne aaj sheila ki jawani dekh raha hoon

She smiles and call him pagal.

Randhir reach his house and was in dreamland. Parth sits besides​ him.

P: bhai kisski khayalon mein koyi ho
Randhir: ek pari ki
P: kaisi hai dhikne mein .

Randhir:Dhoodh jaisi rang,aaple jaise gaal ,ande jaisi aankhae,tamatar jaise honth,aur naak kaise kahun woh mein kal bolunga
P: bhai ladki hai na ya sabzi ki dhukaan

Rd: chup bae. Isse shayaron ke andaaz mein shayari kehte hai
P: wah wah. Par woh kaun hai
Rd: shhh idhar aa mein kaan mein bata dunga and said masterni

P: kyaaa
Rd: ha
P: phir
Rd; aaj pappi (kiss) bhi diya mujhe and blush
P: haila and keep hand on his mouth
Rd: sacchi
P: Hindustan ya angrez wali pappi
Rd: donon mein farak kya hai

P: Arey bhai hamare desh ka pappi mane gaal,ya maatha PE aur angrez wali mane woh ek ladka ladki paas aakar
Rd: ha wahi. Woh ek dum se meri samane aayi aur mera caller ( collar) kaske pakda aur diya and hids his face with palm. Bahut meeti thi

P: bhai ko chummi mili . Aur aapne kya Kiya
Rd: mein waha se aaya.
P: aapne wapas nahi di
Rd: na
P: bhai ab tho woh aapko darpok maangayi hogi
Rd: kya
P: ha
Rd: ab jaakar de kar aaun
P: accha nahi lagega. Unki ek choti bacchi hai na
Rd:ha bura asar hoga. Kal subah utke mein aapees jakar de aunga

Randhir and parth dances chumma chumma de de.

End of the posts for this week. What nonsense I write.