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@buttered.croissant

letmebangyou
Dumb hoe

buttered.croissant
No I'm not gonna tell you more about
yang.j he's literally a baby please
don't taint that pure child

letmebangyou
Idk about that mate

So he really is that cute little fox?

buttered.croissant
He sent you a selfie?!

letmebangyou
Yea, it's him? 100％?

buttered.croissant
Jeongin never lies

ISNT HE CUTE?!?!

letmebangyou
that's two babies in one photo
but holy fuck yes

hOW DO YOU KNOW SUCH BABY BOY AND
WHY DO I NOT KNOW HIM

buttered.croissant
IM FRIENDS WITH HIS FRIENDS ALSO
YKNOW THE SEO CHANGBIN??? LIKE,
THE. SEO. CHANG. BIN. THEYRE
FRIENDS WITH HIM TOO AND MY GOAL
IS TO GET NOTICED BY SENPAI

letmebangyou
I didn't want to know all that
but okay

Wait

Seo Changbin? I've met him

buttered.croissant
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
?!??!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

letmebangyou
Did you really just type a
bunch of ?!s

buttered.croissant
A+ for efforts
BUT YOU MET MY BINNIE?!

letmebangyou
Pfft I doubt he's gay

buttered.croissant
Rumor has it that Seo Changbin
is the gayest, only second to
Lee Minho

letmebangyou
Keyword: rumor

Also Hyunjin is the second
gayest, dude

buttered.croissant
leT ME LIVE

letmebangyou
Suuuure

Anygay, Jeongin is cute and
I'm gonna steal him

buttered.croissant
Woah no fucking way are you,
22 year old pervert, getting
close to that 18 year old child

letmebangyou
18? :') a sweet fetus.

buttered.croissant
Fuck off Christopher

letmebangyou
How about no, Felicia

buttered.croissant
I'm-

letmebangyou
Are all his friends beside Changbin
cute fetuses?

buttered.croissant
Yes, they're literally a trio of
the cutest softest most precious
beans ever

Seungmin is a sweet baby, but I
won't let you get close to him

BUT OH MY GOD

letmebangyou
what?????

buttered.croissant
You gotta see Jisung

HES SO FUCKING CUTE

letmebangyou
And I thought you were all about
Seo Changbin?

buttered.croissant
Listen this is serious, we're
talking about an actual squirrel
here

HE'S JUST THE CUTEST OKAY???? LIKE,,
HIS CHEEKS, OH MY, HIS SQUISHY SMILE,
AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HAN JISUNG MARRY ME

letmebangyou
So.... Jisung or Changbin?

buttered.croissant
Fuck off

Wait you never told me how you
met my Seo Changbin

letmebangyou
Use your last brain cell

We're both underground rappers

buttered.croissant
OOOHHHHHHHHHHH
TAKE ME WITH YOU NEXT TIME PLEASE

letmebangyou
not until you play Cupid and get
Jeongin to like me

buttered.croissant
Mate idk if he's into guys even!

letmebangyou
Aight I'll find out myself

buttered.croissant
Oh nO

letmebangyou
You want to meet Seo or not?

buttered.croissant
Y-Yes

letmebangyou
Good boy :)
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