WARNING: This one shoot contains Spideypool. If you don't ship it, you can just simply skip this.

Summary: The Avengers find out about Spiderpool. May is already aware of this, and since Wade promised Peter not to unalive people, May is alright with him.

It was almost 5PM, Peter was at the Avengers Tower finishing up some adjustments on his upgraded web shooters, when Bruce showed up.

"Hey, Peter." he smiled and Peter said hi back "I was wondering if you had some time to check these equations that Tony and I have been working on."

Peter's eyes light up with excitement. He was supposed to go home and get ready for his date, but he was not about to say no to helping Bruce.

"Of course, Dr. Banner!"

Truth is, Tony and Bruce didn't need to re-check the equations, but Bruce knew of much Peter appreciated being able to help them out on literally anything. And he secretly enjoyed being around the kid.

They spent around 20 minutes talking and re-checking the equations. Once they were done, Peter picked up his backpack and walked to the living room alongside Bruce.

"Hello, Бэби паук."

Everyone followed after Natasha and said hi to Peter, to which he awkwardly said hi back.

"Are you staying for dinner, kid? Something tells me you haven't tried my famous spaghetti recipe." Sam winked at him.

"I would love to, Mr. Wilson, but I'm meeting up with a friend –boyfriend– for dinner." Peter said nervously.

"A friend?" asked Clint "For dinner? Mhm. Is it like a fancy dinner kind of thing?"

A chorus of "ooohhhh" erupted from the heroes, and Peter blushed.

"The man of spiders is all grown up. We shall have a feast!"

"What? No. No feast, Mr. Thor. It's just a friend thing, we're just hanging out."

"Yeah, right. When I was your age, that's exactly what I told everyone else." Tony chuckled.

"But he's way better than you were." Natasha reminded and Tony rolled his eyes "Anyway, what's her name?"

Peter, who was walking to the elevator, stopped dead in his tracks. "Huh?"

"Or his name." said Bucky.

Peter scratched his head awkwardly and turned to look at Wanda, who already knew the answer. She elevated her eyebrows in surprise, but still smiled fondly at him.

"Leave him alone, he'll introduce us whenever he feels ready to do so."

Peter was about to thank Wanda for that, but was interrupted by Thor.

"Your partner shall join us for dinner!"

"What an excellent idea, Thor. What do you think about that, Pete?" Tony asked.

Peter looked at his friends —family— and sighed. It's not that he didn't want them to meet Wade, it's that he knew how they would react to him. He's heard them talk about the mercenary before, but they didn't know he had changed.

"I'm not ready for you guys to meet him yet."

"Oh, okay." Steve said, understanding "Whenever you're ready."

Tony furrowed his eyebrows and walked up to Peter.

"No, what is it? Are you embarrassed of us? Does he not know that you're Spider-Man and want to keep us a secret, or something? You know we're cool, he doesn't even need to know your Spider-Man."

"I'm not embarrassed of any of you, Mr. Stark. And he knows I'm Spider-Man. It's just, you know."

"No, I don't." he tried to joke lightly.

"You won't like him unless you actually give him a chance."

That certainly confused everyone.

"I do not understand." said Thor for everyone.

"He has kind of a bad reputation."

"We all do." said Natasha "We're not saints, we've done wrong, but we're past that."

Peter scratched his neck again.

"Okay. I guess I'll tell him to come over."

Everyone smiled happily at that, and Sam decided to get started with dinner.

"Hey, Wade. The Avengers would like to meet you and have you over for dinner. I told them you're my boyfriend but didn't say a word about your alter ego. You up for it? If not, we can still have dinner on our own."

Peter sent the text and sighed. Wanda looked at him with puppy eyes and asked him to sit next to her, which he did.

"You've told me about him. I like him. You don't have to worry about me."

Peter smiled happily and Wanda put her arm around his shoulders to bring him close.

"But if he ever hurts you, I'll make sure to find a way to make him stay very dead."

Peter laughed loudly and hugged her.

"Care to help me out? Someone?" Sam called from the kitchen, to which Steve, Pepper, Bucky and Clint answered by walking towards the kitchen. Peter was about to offer his help as well, but his phone buzzed in his pocket.

"Of course, sweet cheeks! It's about time they meet your sexy master ;)"

Peter rolled his eyes at the text, but smiled anyways.

A few minutes went by, the ones who weren't cooking were watching The Golden Girls.

"So, what's your boyfriend's name?" asked Pepper, from the kitchen.

"His name's Wade. He's pretty cool, actually." Peter smiled "I'm sure you'll like him. Eventually, at least."

"Has May met him?" asked Tony.

"Yeah, she likes him. She doesn't like the fact that he's a better cook than she is, but it's honestly not that hard."

Tony agreed to that.

"And how did you two meet?" asked Nat.

"I was on patrol one night, I had just stopped a guy from robbing this great Mexican food place, and they offered me some tacos. I never say no to food, so I stayed. It turns out that's Wade's favorite place to eat, and we met there. We then started hanging out pretty often."

"Bonding over food, that's how I met my wife." Clint winked.

"But they're not there yet!" exclaimed Tony.

They all laughed, and Peter got another text.

"I'm outside, baby boy. Should I come in or wait for you?"

"Wait for me pls. You wouldn't be able to come up without a badge or permission."

"I'm gonna go get him." Peter said, standing up "I'll be right back. FRIDAY, don't let them peek."

They all groaned in response as Peter ran to the elevator. Once he got to the main lobby, he walked outside and met his boyfriend, who still had his suit on.

"Petey-pie! I've missed you so much in the past 24 hours we haven't seen each other!"

Peter smiled and hugged his boyfriend tightly.

"Are you nervous?" Peter asked, looking up at Wade.

"Of course not, baby. When they kill me, I'll just come right back!" Wade said, booping Peter's nose.

"Funny." Peter rolled his eyes.

They locked hands and walked into the building and elevator.

"Just try to cut the swearing, or it'll he a blood bath and Mr. Rogers will kick our asses"

"Well, I guess I'll have to try." Wade winked and Peter rolled his eyes once again.

The elevator doors opened, way too soon for Peter's liking. All of The Avengers were standing there, waiting for them.

"Uh, well. This is awkward." Clint said at the sight of Peter's boyfriend dressed as deadpool.

"Please, tell me he's just really into cosplay." begged Tony.

"No can do, tin can. It is I, Deadpool. But you can call me Wade."

They were all silent, and Peter decided that it was about time for them to just simply leave the elevator.

"Just give him a chance, please." Peter begged "You said you would."

"Yeah, when we thought you were dating a homeless guy, maybe even a thief, not a mercenary who's made a name for himself." Tony continued.

"Pete, this guy's a murderer." Steve said with a stern look.

"We all are, Steve." Natasha interrupted "We've all killed people."

Wanda nodded at that.

"How about we just... uh, try and have dinner? We can get to know Wade a little better." Bucky suggested.

"Really? Just like that?" Tony sighed "I can't believe you guys. Didn't you hear Cap? He's a murderer! We're making up for our past, while this guy" Tony pointed at Wade with furrowed eyebrows "just keeps doing it.

"That's where you're wrong." Deadpool said, not letting go of Peter's hand "I haven't unalived people for a long time now."

"Really?" Sam laughed "Since when?"

"Since Petey asked me not to."

The room fell silent once again. Tony wasn't buying it.

"We shall eat, then." Thor said.

Without another word, they all sat at the dinner table. Wade shot Peter a look, and the younger one understood that Wade didn't feel comfortable taking off his mask in front of the Avengers.

"Keep it on, just lift it up a little like when we kiss during patrols."he suggested.

"What a great way to put it."

Peter smiled and put his left hand on Wade's thigh.

"So, Wade, how old are you?" asked Pepper, while she passed the plates to each one.

"I'm 19, ginger." Pepper smiled at him "But I'm also, like, immortal. And I age slowly, so I'll be 19 for a while."

Peter chuckled and accepted his and Wade's plates.

"You actually are immortal? I mean, I've heard the rumors and all, didn't know it was true, though." Clint commented.

"I mean, I can die, just not permanently. I have a super enhanced healing factor, it can even cure death."

Slowly, but surely, Wade grew into the Avengers. Peter still couldn't believe how his boyfriend managed to keep the bad words, but he was proud of him. Once Peter -with the help of Wanda and Nat- convinced the rest of the team -besides Bucky, Clint, Pepper, and Thor, who were already alright with the guy- that Wade wasn't really that bad, Peter brought him over for dinner more often.