....
"one saa..... Saku.. Nigri... Its a sushi right.."

"Ahh.. Yes mam.. Its a very special sushi... With a thin salmon slice... Steamed.... With rice.... "the waitor went on... Amused at her unusual taste...

" uhmm.... Naina.... Are u sure u want to order that..... "

" i always wanted to try sushi... "she said in a fascinated tone....

He ordered a baked fish with some boiled veggies.... Which was atleast edible... And a classic white wine....

And was about to order a mint mocktail for her... She chirped....

" i will have a white wine too.... "
He shook his head...

"naina... Tum rehne do...." he whispered....

"whyyyy.... I want to try it....."
Every one else at the table looking at them with amused faces...

She was always this curious little trouble maker... Who had sworn never to let him dine in peace.....

Gunny.... Discussing about the version of kamasutra... He read...where ancient sex positions were illustrated....

While everyone else were fascinated by the discussion... This perpetual question mark was eyeing him.... With doubtful eyes... As he mentioned of some taoist sex....

" yaa... Its an amazing position.... We tried it last time..."

"we haven't tried six nine yet..."
Gunny's wife anchal exclaimed.... "U ppl are far ahead in that matters..."

"like seriously.... I mean... U should.... Its amazing...." nandini... Abhimanyu 's wife remarked....

While rajveer was busy serving naina sushi... As he knew she would make a complete mess out of it..... If left unsupervised....

She took a bite... While everyone was eying this couple in amusement.... As. He was looking much like. A. Mother tending to this little weirdo.....

"its horrible..."
She exclaimed....

"i told you not to order...." she pouted... As he remarked sternly...
He was lost in teaching her table manners... As the others suppressed their smiles.. Looking this kiddo who has made their friend a perfect nanny....

"french beans..."

"naina...have them quietly......." as he served her... His share of food...

"its okay raj... Naina...we can order something else...

" no... Thanks.... Yaar... Its fine."
He shared an awkward smile... While not a hint of awkwardness was seen on naina's face... As the sushi.. Suffered a poor fate.... On her plate.. And she had her share of food from rajveer's....

"soo... How is it technically possible... I mean.... We tried 69 par..it was rather awkward... Anchal asked

" yeah.. It gets a little awkward the first time... "nandini remarked....... they all giggled... As naina... Eyed rajveer in full doubt...
" rajver sir... What is 69"she whispered loudly
" later.. "he already warned her.... .but by then everyone had figured... What this naive kiddo was about to say....

Their further mature discussions were making naina yawn.... And she was constantly fidgeting with the glass of wine.. Making weird expressions....

While he was heavily engrossed.... In the conversation...

"it tastes awful...."she again whispered......

He eyed her sternly... Totally pissed off... And she pouted.....

All their friends pitied him... As half of the time... He had to babysit her...

Abhimanyu...ordered a lemonade for her..... And gave a laugh....

" wese that thing in american pie..."
"dude... That was some epic shit..." gunny tapped his back... As rajveer mentioned..

"is it a novel... I haven't read it..." she blurted...

"naina.. Its an adult movie...." nandini smiled......leaving her in an awkward condition....

"by the way.... Is he the same strict teacher in bed... Or... Is it the other way round...." aanchal... Gunny's wife asked juicily... And naina was blushing all pink and red at her questions...

"stop it... Aanchal.. Don't tease them.."
Gunny said saving his dear friend...

He had no idea she could be this naive...

She once asked.... Why condoms are flavoured... As it makes no sense....
And he knew.. That very moment... That giving her bedroom lessons is going to be awkward...

She always crossed the road holding his hand tightly...
As she is scared of delhi traffic...

She was originally just a little girl who had to grow up too quickly.... These aspects of life are unknown to her...and he understands that...

Later that night as he explained her what 69 actually is... She gazed at him.. As if she has seen a ufo....

"forget it... Lets sleep..."

He snuggled to her... Not letting her put her teeny meeny mind to work.

Inviting further awkward troubles for himself....

"raajveer sir..." she whispered

"what now."

"do all men like oral sex....."

She asked innocently....
Feeling slightly guilty of not knowing g these things....

"ab ye baat kahan se aai..."

"i mean.... Aap khush ho na mere sath... I don't even know how to cook properly.... Fir.... Baki sari baatein bhi.. Ni pata... You should have married someone... Less stupid..."

"cadet singh..." he cupped her face

Wiping her tears....

"do not dare talk like this again..... Aur rahi baat tumhari stupid hone ki.... To let me tell u.... I love stupid girls.... Who don't know how to cook and what 69 is.... And who keeps ordering weird sushis.... Its a big turn on for me..."
She heard carefully...

" really... "
Asked with genuine curiosity....

And he burst laughing loudly...

" kya karun me tumhara.. "he sighed.. As he kissed her cheeks...

And she frowned...
And he kissed her pout getting that goofy t shirt off her....
Admiring this innocent kiddo..... Who lights up his dull life by her stupidity..... And childlike innocence...
She doesn't know how adorable she is.....

*****,,

. "uhmm.. Rajveer sir...."

He is getting ready for the army ball.... Dressed in a cool blazer..... And rockstar look..... Not a single crease on his attire... All crisp and sharp...
Admiring himself.....and pitying the ones who will be drooling over him.... At the ball....

And suddenly the baby calls...

He comes up to see..... A human body wrapped up in a six yard cloth like a mummy....
Only the mummy has a cute face and pretty eyes.... So.... He doesn't get scared......

"naina... Ball ka theme horror nahi he... Its no costume party also... Jo tum mummy bani ho..."
He laughed... Looking at the joker of his life...

Its been six times... He has spent six long hours... Of each of those six times....
But she still couldn't learn how to drape that thing....
But always insisted on wearing a saree to almost all outings... As he once confessed that she looks the sexiest in it....

"aap mera mazak uda rahe ho... Aur ye... Itna complicated kyu he ...... I mean.... Its like i have draped it atleast fifty times.... Fir bhi khatam hi nai ho raha..."

She complained.... To which he slapped his forehead

"exactly..... You don't have to drape it around for a fifty times..... Beech me pleats bhi hoti. He..."

"oh... Yes.. Pleats.... Yaa i forgot that..... Tabhi me bolu ye khatam kyu nahi ho rahi...."

"aur mujhe batao..... Tum. Kuch aur pehen logi.... To bimaar pad jaogi... We are already getting late... Aur tumhe bhi abhi saree pehen ni he..."
At this she started making a puppy face... And crying....

"aap hi ne kaha tha i look sexiest in it..... I just wanted to look good for u...."

She said in a child like tone..... And started walking..... Towards the bed..still tangled in that saree.....

She was about to fall... As he holds her by waist.....

And removes all the pins she has used.... At all weird places.....

" koi zaroorat nahi.... Me kar lungi... Or i will wear something else..."

She tried to protest... She said fidgeting... As he was busy fixing her attire...

"chup..... Bola na..... Ek dam chup..... Now hold this in your hand...."

He gave pleats to her..... As already he is heavily distracted by the sexy navel and bare waist...... Its tickling as he touches it... And she giggles.. Turning him on... All the more....

He will take a badla as they come back from the ball.... This pixie.... Is teasing him far too much.... Today

Seriously she is just a kid in an overgrown sexy body......
After about an hour... He was holding her chin... Like a school kid...... To fix her hair.....
As he couldn't risk... Her messing up something else..... In that makeover..... Which he had to do with great effort...

"now perfect...."

Fixing a little bindi.... On her forehead.....

He couldn't resist kissing her cheeks.....

Like a baby.....

Her eyes glittering like gems...and her wide smile.... And sexy figure.. Draped in an attire which turns him on all the more......
God knows how much he is cursing the army ball... If the formal attendance wasn't compulsory.... He wouldn't have spared another minute.... Before....ravishing this blueberry cheese cake.... With those cherry red lips....

"raaj veer sir...." she says dreamily...

"chalein..." he says gazing at her with love....

"fly is open..."
She indicates..... As he was about to go....

And starts laughing.....

Fixing his hair... And closing the lock... To her property.....

....

At the ball.....

He is busy... Engaged in some serious conversation with his colleagues......
She is glued to his side....making all sorts of funny faces...

"this is my wife... Lt. Naina sheekhawat..." he introduces.... And finds it weird.... As she is not leaving his side..... Making him all the more embarassed...

"aah... Newly weds.... Apni jawani ke din yaad aagaye... Looking at u ppl... Such a lovely couple...."
They smiled... As col. Complemented them....

But she is still clinging to him... Smiling awkwardly....

"naina.... What's the matter.... Dekho... Wahan tumhare regiment ke officers khade he... Go and interact with them...." he whispers...
"no... M not going anywhere.... U come with me first..."

"wtf...have u gone nuts..... Not now... I said.... Dismis cadet singh...and stop clinging to my sleeve...."

They were bantering.... In low tones.....
" i should probably leave u two alone.." col remarks with a smirk... Assuming something else...

"wese is club me upar kuch rooms available he...i think u two should get one.. .." captain shalini remarked... Making him all the more embarrassed..... Thanking his stars that his senior is in a jolly mood today..... Otherwise... This stupid girl would have got him court marshalled.... ..

Giving her a death stare..... He asked....

"it better be serious now..."

He said... Angry enough to make her scared....

While she just said....

"i need to pee.... Badly..... And this thing... I mean the pleats.... They have gone loose too...."

He angrily holds her hand. And drags her towards the dressing room.....
Which is preoccupied....by couples...

And rolling his eyes... Not wanting to get more embarassed in front of anyone.... He drags her behind the pillar.....

" yaha nai.... Lets go to women's loo..."

"are you crazy..... Do u seriously want to get me court marshalled...."

He is fuming now....

"fine..."

He just wants to get this over...... And promises himself... He would never let her wear a saree again....

"there....okay now...."

"nope... Its still loose...she pouted.... And he sighed... He seriously needs to attend one of those anger management classes.....

"we need to take it off...."

He finally concluded... And was about to take it off.. As two female officers came out of the loo.... Looking at them... With weird expressions...
"these couples..... These days..." they remark.. As they are leaving...
They both look in horror at each other... And shout in unison...

"its not what you think.."

"i mean... Mam......its.. We were not making out.....i mean it may seem like we were... But he was just fixing my saree... He is my husband.." she is fumbling... Although her intentions are of saving his virtue.... But... Its just adding up further to his embarassment....

The women giggle..

" we never make out in a public place..i mean i find it exciting... But he doesn't like it.... .... "she adds further.... With an innocent expresion.... That of teenager caught by her teacher....making out with her boyfriend....
" shut up cadet singh..just shut up..... "he howls....
A female officer pitying his condition...offers to help him handle this overgrown baby.....

" he is major rajveer singh sheekhawat and i am naina sheekhawat by the way.... "she declared proudly.. While he wished yo bury himself alive..

" ohh... U r captain naveen singh ahluwalia's sister... Isn't it... We have heard a lot about you two..... Nice to meet you major shekhawat... "the lady greeted gleefully...." its such an honour meeting brave officers like you... "
" he is my mentor too.... By the way. "she added... Chirpily..

" i know that... "the lady amused at this weird yet adorable couple.... And how proudly her eyes shine. As she mentions him...

He excused before he gets buried any deeper.... Out of sheer funny mortification..... Of his well kept reputation..
And thanks the ladies and leaves.

As the officers were having their share of amusement... Looking at these helplessly cute things... Who seemed to be completely put of this world...

They had heard about their love story.... But its now that the officer could actually notice what kind of relationship they share...... Smile couldn't leave her face...as naina.. Was on and on about him... Explaining how he thought her how to wear a saree... But how she is a big dumbo.... Wondering... If this is what the term.. couples made in heaven means

At home.
.

He is not talking to her.....

As she crawls on bed.... On her knees.....

Giving a seductive smile.... Playing with her pallu... He tries hard not to get distracted.... And buries his head further in the novel....

"rajveer sir.... Sorry na... I will never do it again....but at least help me. Get it off..." she is buttering him... In a sugary tone.....

With a pout on her face.... Trying to free the edge of pallu stuck in her earrings...

He looks at her. And slaps his forehead with the novel....

"cadet singh... Aap janti he... Aap ne aaj meri izzat ka bharta bana diya he..."
He pretends to be angry..... Howls at her in a commanding tone...
"yes sir..." she is all serious...

He comes near her...

"tumhe andaza he... Tum kitni badi cartoon ho...."

"yes sir...."

"good..."he suppresses his. Smile.... Unable to be angry on her cute face... As her cleavage partially.... Is making his mind go bonkers.....

He will punish her later he decides......first.... He needs to get this emergency situation under control...

Taking her earrings off....

He pushes her on the bed....

Biting her lips..
"aah.." she gasps...

"now...keep low.... You are the one responsible for this....."

He. Warns... As he gets her off that six yard clothing.....

Biting... Her cleavage... Suckling her nipples.... And kneading them.....

She gasps and moans..... As he is undressing her...kissing and rubbing her navel.. In an urgency.... Pulling her blouse partially off het body.... And kneading her upper curves.....
Not giving her a minute to adjust.....

He pulls her closer... To. Make her feel his hard and strict soldier.....

She gasps....

As he gets hold of the hem of her panty.... And pulls it down in an urgency... And pulls his boxers down....

She gasps as he inserts himself....

Spreading her legs...

After a while....of pounding her rough and hard..... He lies beside her.... Breathless and sweaty... While she is still... With a smile on her face.... Still feeling the orgasmic moment....

He pulls her on his chest.... With a jerk...

"i m never letting you wear that thing again..."

He warns.... And she just hums.....

He wants to laugh loud at this stupid kiddo.... But suppresses an urge...as it would diffuse the situation.....