Nobody but Kaminari heard or saw Izuku. Tokoyami even was to fixated on the two couples to notice the small omega run upstairs crying. He simply looked at his two soulmates and kissed each of their cheeks, "I need to use the bathroom. No making out without me here." He smirks at the end and pulls away from their hug.

"But what should we do about-" the baby...

Kirishima starts but Kaminari shouts at him as he makes it to the stairway, "ask the other mom!" He points at the blond and purple haired man still in a tight embrace.

Kaminari runs up to Izuku's room, not caring to knock or anything, he walks in and hugs the small clump of shaking blankets. Without care to close the door, he lays on the bed, hugging him. His old All Might sheets held over his head, Izuku curls more into a ball and deeper chest of his mystery cuddle buddy. Though, he had an idea of who it was. "Go away Kami..." he mumbles out, trying to calm his shaking.

"No. Shinso is a dick so I'm going to comfort you even if my soulmates come and pry me off of you." He lifts up the blanket a bit to see his tufts of green hair, reaching in and petting his hair. He had learned from their 3 months together that Izuku loved having his hair touched and pulled, not in a sexual way. He would always volunteer to let the girls braid his hair. He had corn rows for a solid 2 weeks before he finally needed his fluffy hair back.

He leans into the touch subconsciously and opens his red and swollen eyes to look at Kaminari. "Please go away..." Kaminari broke, he had never seen Izuku cry so much his eyes looked like that, and he couldn't fathom why he was crying. He didn't cry from having his heartbroken by a soulmate, he didn't cry from how happy everyone was, he didn't cry from his still healing body. So why was he crying?

Deciding to fully join the green haired boy under the sheet, he flings it up and hugs Izuku. Just holding him back against his chest. "We need to do something crazy. Something stupid and crazy." He says to him, Izuku just blinks a bit, forcing tears to stop coming from his eyes.

"L-like..?" He managed to get out before coughing. He definitely needs to stop crying.

"I don't know, how about we write a letter to Shinso telling him he's a sick fuck for stealing your baby. Speaking of, how did the kid's eyes change? And what happened to his freckles? He almost looked less like you."

Izuku almost smiled at the idea of calling Shinso out, but then frowns more. "We can't do that... Demako has loving dads now... and if anyone finds out he's my kid they'll think I'm lying. They'll all hate me and they'll hate Shinso too, and they'll call Kacchan stupid and they'll call you out for knowing too and they'll probably expel us and they'll-" he started to mumble it all when Kaminari picks him up and sets him in his desk chair.

"Grab a piece of paper and a pen, we're going to address it to Shinso's eyes only." Izuku grabs a notebook and starts to write on it, his hand shaking so much the characters he wrote were almost unreadable. Kaminari stepped in and grabs his own pen and takes the notebook from him.

Dear Shinso,

   I'm sure you know this already, but you've committed a crime. Theft is serious.

"Make sure you don't tell him it's me, I want him to become tense if he really isn't aware of who's baby it is." Izuku added as Kaminari kept writing while nodding.

   I might not have wanted to keep my child, but that doesn't give you the right to claim him as your own. And he has a name, ya know. Demako. Not some stupid ass name like Hisuki or whatever it was. So if you're going to keep him, make sure you get his name fucking right. Get your shit together.

"Should you be swearing this much?" Izuku questions a bit nervous. He hadn't ever done anything like this before, so it begged the question of if Kaminari had.

"Yes, you said you want to remain anonymous? His baby's dad has to speak like a normal angry person." Izuku slowly agreed and he kept writing.

To be honest, you can keep the kid and Bakugou

"Ew, it feels so weird to see his name..." Izuku comments and Kaminari keeps writing.

But when he finds out you've been lying and pretending to be his omega, he'll be mad. He'll be furious. Believe me, I've been on the receiving end of his anger many times, so don't even fucking try to think he'll go easy on you just because "you're an omega" "you've treated him like a soulmate for how long" because he will probably kill you when he finds out. Even if he doesn't remain a hero, he respects honesty, and you're being everything but honest with him.

Sincerely,
Demako's actual dad.

P/S: how did you change his eye color? They don't look half bad when they're so bright they'll glow in the dark.

Kaminari smirks and reads over it once more. Izuku started doodling on his hand from boredom so he didn't quite see the end of it. But he was fine with that, he simply was too done with Shinso. "Done?" He asks, looking up at the blond.

Kaminari nods and folds the paper in thirds, grabs a sticky note and writes To Shinso's eyes only. "Which dorm is he staying in?" Kaminari asks his intelligent friend.

"Right next to mine. Yay." He unenthusiasticly remarks. "He has to be since it's the omega dorm level and he wouldn't be on beta because, he's an 'omega."

Kaminari peeks outside and walks over to the still empty dorm, he walks in and sets the letter on his desk, putting the small paper weight on it and going back to Izuku's. "I know these dorm rooms are scent proof, but are they sound proof? Or will you hear me and Kirishima and Todoroki?"

Izuku gulped, he was in between Kaminari's dorm and soon to be Shinso's dorm. He's going to be having a lot of sleepless nights now. "The rooms aren't scent proof from each other even, it's just the floor to the others... try and warn me if you three want to go at it, I wanna buy sleeping pills and ear muffs." Kaminari laughs a bit and Izuku joins him. The soft noises by the omegas cease they fall into a comfortable silence. Izuku yawns and Kaminari picks him up, setting him on his bed. "Night Kami..." he mumbles out as Kami puts his sheet back over him. Kaminari nods and kisses his cheek (strictly platonic) and goes to his own room.

Heyo

I'm watch watch watching the reads go up
Waving through the screeeen
Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?