Unknown: Jared it's me

Connor: I'm not Jared. Who the fuck are you and how'd you get my number.

Unknown: oh sorry I'm Evan and uh this awkward I'm so sorry I must've typed his number wrong and oh god okay im sorry you can delete this and block me

Connor: my god be more chill

Unknown: what?

Connor: calm tthe fuck down I'm not gonna kill you through the screen or something

Unknown: are you gonna block me?

Connor: well we've already got some sort of conversation going and I'm all out of things to do

Unknown: i never caught your name by the way

Connor: I never threw it

Unknown: that's irritating

Connor: it's fucking brilliant. And I'm Connor, Connor Murphy

Unknown: Connor from school?

Connor: yeah if you just happen to be Evan with a cast from school

Unknown: sorry I'm so annoying and stuff it's just you know I'm weird ha and I just can't do things correct and

Connor: do you have any friends

Unknown: well no, Jared says he doesn't count since he's family friends.

Connor: I have no friends either. Wanna be my first one?

Evan: that'd be cool