Hangover and a slight meltdown
Seriously how did Germany fail to keep both of them sober,I don't know.Can I just sleep all of this away?I really don't want to deal with a drunk Japan.....
I took a shower and changed into some night clothes,everything is still hidden good.How much longer are we going to be staying here?
I heard the door open and I sighed knowing that probably Japan now.I watched him walk in and then greet me,before smiling to himself.It wasn't a normal smile like a drunk one.
He stumbled over to the couch and then jumped on it before passing out.Thats the most weird thing I've seen from him and that's saying something.
I went to sleep easily that night,knowing I'll have to deal with the hangovers tomorrow.
Dat time skip~
Before I left Japan here I put a pain killer and a bowl of white rice on the table next to him.I think he'll like that.
Racist?Yeah but he'll like it trust me.
I opened the door to see.......Oh I need to take a picture of this.Italy was getting a piggy back ride from Germany.....I need to post this.....this can be viral status!
He saw me taking the picture and I slammed the door to post it before opening the door again.
"Sorry I had to do that.But what's with Italy on your back?"
"He has a hangover and I was moving him to ze couch.But zhen jou show up."
"What did I do?Anyway same for Japan but he is still sleeping.Where is the smug a-I mean Prussia?"
"He went with Belgium to some cafe near here."
"Classy.Anyway do you need help or something?"
"Ja.Im going to ze store to get him pasta as he requested,just watch him so he doesn't do anything stupid."
He put Italy on the couch and left for the store.So I have to watch him?He seemed to be sleeping so what can he do?
"Hey (c/n) can you turn off the lights?Ve......"
Ok I guess I was wrong.I turned them off and then just kind of sat next to him even though he was laying down.This is going to get boring really fast.
"Wait how is the light killing you if your eyes are closed?"
He went silent for a second and turned over so I couldn't see his face.HIS EYES WERE OPEN?
"Italy."
"Ve~?"
"Are your eyes open right now?"
"..."
"Come on let me see!"
I turned him over but he closed his eyes before I saw.Dammit.....There was a knock at the door and then I saw Prussia's face,it was defeated.
"Ok what happened with Belgium?"
"How do jou do it?I got so nervous I have no progress un made it worse....."
Here we go again.Wait so he failed!Thats AWESOME!
"So you failed at it?Seems like you."
Italy sat up and 'looked' at Prussia and smiled.
"Here I have advice for you!You have to be really nice to her and look at her a lot and give compliments!Ow...lying back down....."
"Ja I DID.But she asked me about him.Ive been friend zoned....."
"That's too bad.Want To join the hangover club?"
"Ah nein."
We sat and watched tv and Italy actually fell asleep.All was well until a certain German came in the door.He practically had seen coming out his ears and was a blushing mess.He dropped the bags in the kitchen and went in the bedroom.
"What's his deal?"
Prussia shrugged and we both went to the door.
"Vest!Vhat happened to jou?Are jou ok?"
"Leave me alone."
"Come on don't be a baby."
Oh hey he didn't lock the door.I opened it to see him completely flat on his bed,almost planking and his face in a pillow.
"So what's up kid?"
"I saw.....Ms.Monaco at the store......"
"Oh so you take my advice!Like what you see?That must be it."
"Come on Vest jou are acting like un silly fangirl, calm jourself."
He sat up on the edge of the bed and looked down at the floor.
"Did something else happen?"
"She was buying......roses....red roses...."
I looked back at Prussia who was going crazy and all of a sudden understood what was going on.Italy sat up and yelled for a moment and then rushed to also help Germany with his internal struggle.
"Ok I'm lost tell me what red roses mean."
"They mean like an admission of love to someone....I did it by accident once....Well in Germany...."
That's what it is.He's scared she is already taken!Aw Germany cares for someone!
"So you think she's taken?"
He just looked at me for a moment and then stood up.
"Ok zhat is my mission!I will stop zhat from happening!"
I blocked the door and stopped him from advancing past me.Does he have any idea what he's doing or had he lost it?
"IDIOT!She doesn't live anyone like that,red roses mean different things in different countries!What if they are decoration?"
He stopped to process the things I just said and he sat back down as Italy and Prussia stood up to do the same.I face palmed and watched them sigh in relief.
"So it's just decoration!Thats it!"
"Yeah....Jou have nothing to worry about Vest!"
"Yeah don't worry about it Germany!Ouch.....I need to lay down......"
Italy went back to the couch and Germany,Prussia and I were just there talking for a while.
"Hey Germany,did you even talk with her yet?"
"Nein,vhy?"
"Well that's the first thing you should do in the next meeting.When is it?"
"Ze last one is tomorrow and then ve go back to ze house."
YES!I can leave this place finally!At home I get my own room and bed,but I don't have to deal with random people bugging me at meetings.
"Ok well good luck.If you fail then it's on you!"
I went to the living room and heard a knock at the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's Belgium!I have brought friends with me too!"
"Oh ok come in."
IM SCREWED.
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