WHERE THE FU-Wait I'm at home?Weren't we at the hotels yesterday?Its morning too.....and I need some pain killers....

I remember bits and parts of last night.....I chugged some beer....and might have gone on a joyride or two....

*knock knock*

"What?Who the hell is it?"

"Um, (c/n)?"

Oh it's just Jap.........I messed up.....

"Come in."

He walked in and avoided looking directly at me,then I saw my suitcase next to me.It seems to be full,but that means someone packed it for me.And that someone might be Japan.

"Um (c/n).I need you to explain yourself......"

He blushed slightly and then I started getting nervous,was it over?

"Ok about what?"

"Why did you have....um....female.....undergarments?In your suitcase?I have two theories....."

"I'll let you say both of them before I answer."

"Ok then....One.....you might be a girl.....Two.....you have some of Belgium's stuff......because....you and her....."

He was struggling to speak without pausing in between sentences.

"Here call everyone downstairs,I'll be down in a second."

He closed the door and I immediately ran for my military clothes.Putting them on I took a deep breath and exited my room.I saw them all in the living room,just waiting for me.

This was going to be awkward.....And also....how will Belgium react to this?

I stood in front of all of them and then I had all eyes on me.

"Ok it's been....how long since I've known you guys?"

"Um about three months,learn to remember stuff."

"Look I would slap you but I actually have a serious thing to say."

"Vait vhy so sudden?"

"SHUT UP.Now I have a pretty big....um secret or confession....doesn't matter to me but...."

"Oh I know!You are dating Belgium!"

"It has part to do with that.....and it might shock all of you but......I am.....A girl...."

Prussia started laughing.

"Vait.....Vait Vait Vait vho dared jou to say that?Jou can't be serious,look at jourself!"

I just looked at him and then I guess it just clicked in his mind.

"I'm going with Prussia on this one,it's a joke right?"

I shook my head no and then everyone that wasn't me and Japan started going crazy.Running around the house and such but then Japan went up to me and everyone stopped.

"Wait (c/n) if you are a girl......what are you going to do about Belgium?"

"Ok I don't swing that way,so I'll just tell her."

I know it's not going to be that easy,but I'm cool with it.Just kidding,why did I do this to myself......

"I can't believe I let this little girl.....boss me around all this time...."

"Hey doesn't this sound like another part of your life Prussia?With Hungary?How didn't you learn?"

"Vait guys....I have a feeling.....(c/n)...is pulling our leg."

Japan just went to his room already knowing the truth,and not so ignorant as them.

"Ok what makes you think I'm pulling your leg?"

They thought for a moment but then Italy seemed to have an idea.

"I got it!Why are you so flat chest-AGH!"

"I WILL STRANGLE YOU ITALY!"

I had Italy in a chokehold on the ground as Prussia and Germany nervously shook their head in unison.

"Vait!I got this!Ill check (c/n)'s room!"

Prussia started running to my room and I released Italy before chasing after him.When I did get to my room......he had one of my bras.......in his hand....

Here let me shut this door........and grab the nice looking bottle of bleach......and-

//ERROR//

Cupcake:Wait dafuq?Why am I here?Reader what did you do?*looks above*
Oh I can fix this.Let me just repair the 4th wall while I'm at it....

Ok maybe not bleach......another time.But I do have a nice baseball bat in the corner of my room......

*WHACK*

"HOME RUN BITCH!"

He was knocked AAAAALLLLLLLLLLL the way out.Germany had to drag him to the living room it's so bad.

Germany sighed when he did though,and put a hand on his head.

"So.....Jour not lying.....ve didn't know jou were a girl all this time.....but vhy do it?"

"I felt like you guys wouldn't expect a puny girl into your ranks,so I just dressed as a boy all the time and did minor things to avoid being caught."

"Just because your a girl doesn't mean anything (c/n),your probably stronger than me and Japan already....."

"I don't know how to feel about that.But.....Italy.....do you have Belgium's number?"

I talked to Belgium over the phone,and after a long freaking conversation,she gave me a request to prove it to her.

"Ok wear a dress and post it online!Not like Poland who does it for....no reason.....but do it!Im not getting pranked!"

Why does everyone think this is a prank?

"So (c/n) how'd it go ve~?"

"I have....to wear a dress....and post it online...Plus I don't have a dress..."

I heard Japan probably open his door with a camera in hand and Germany started acting awkwardly.

"Hey I can help you (c/n)!"

"Nein jut let....her do it...."

He put emphasis on her and that kind of made me laugh.At this point in time we were all getting calls from every FUCKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD,just to see if I was actually going to do this dress thing.

Of course Italy responded with a yes.

"Hey (c/n)~!Hungary and Ukraine are coming over to go shopping with you!"

"What?Shopping?"

Not even five minted passed and the Hungary busted through the front door with her frying pan.She had a mad blush on and steam coming out of her ears.She quickly grabbed my wrist and dragged me into the bathroom,pinning me to the door.

"I'm sorry but WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!This is our house and you kinda just broke the front door."

"Today isn't April Fools (c/n)~!NOW.Prove to me you are a girl."

She had this kind of creepy sing song tone that changed in an instant.

"Can I just show you I'm wearing a sports bra and call it a day?I have a dare to get to...."

She just lifted the back of my uniform and my undershirt to see that in fact I'm wearing a sports bra for no reason.I have like no boobs.

(Hey just go with it even if it's not true)

"MAKEOVER TIME!"

Hungary got all of my measurements,all of them by force and left me in the bathroom trembling from being exposed so much.I could hear Germany and Italy on the other side,but it's locked so I should be fine.

"Germany you pervert go away!"

"H-hey!Im not a pervert!Jour the one who cross dressed!"

"(c/n) he has a point....."

"Italy you always agree with what Germany says though,I wouldn't be surprised if you loved him."

I started laughing to myself at what I said.I put and ear to the door,only really wearing an undershirt and my underwear.Germany was obviously getting a mental breakdown,he wasn't even retaliating anymore.

"Bad.....memories..."Was what I heard before stomping away.

I giggled and jut waited there before getting rapid photos from Hungary.Dresses...like fifty of them....
I just closed my eyes and chose one and I kind of want to hit myself.

In about five minutes I heard some commotion outside the door and I opened it in a way where only my face could be seen.She shoved her way in and made me put on an entire outfit.

A (f/c) dress with a matching purse and some clips for my hair.Hungary was still practically fangirling and talking about how beautiful I looked,to which I ignored.

I looked at myself in that stupid mirror,I felt like a Barbie doll.

"Ok time to show the boys!"

"Wait,What?"

I was wearing high heels for the first time and she guided me down the stairs to where Germany and Prussia were timidly talking.

Prussia spit out his drink and Germany blushed slightly while looking down.

"Fuck you guys."

I wanted to go over and slap them but,I felt like I was going to fall trying to take one step.How do girls do this shit so well?!?

"Well?How does she look?Don't be shy~!"

Prussia looked at Germany for a moment with a smirk.

"Don't."

"Hey (c/n)!Jour Looking pretty sexy right now!"

I face planted trying to hit him.