Okay so

This happened on Skype w/ Doe

She was telling me about Fairy Tail-ish things

And after one thing:

Doe: DUNDUNDUN

Me: gasp

Doe: I'll let that sink in. I'll be back in a sec.

Me (who has only yesterday saved a picture of a sink by a door for just these situations, saying out loud "My time has come" as I post the pic):

Doe: What did I witness?

Me: My time has come

Doe: ...

Me: I'VE BEEN PREPARED FOR THIS MOMENT, DOE

Doe: Mam deer?

Me: Yes?

Doe: Time for what? What moment?

Me: Time to let that sink in

Doe: *laughy emoticon* I am slow

Me: Please. It's been waiting for a long time and is probably very cold.

Me: No wait. I forgot summer existed. It's probably very hot.

Doe: *laughy emoticon again*

Me: Unless it can run cold water on itself? Or maybe not because it's not plugged in?

Doe (probably internally rolling her eyes at my brain-derp): Plugged in?

Me (internally slapping myself): ...You do not plug in sinks

Me: Just let that sink in xD

Doe: Gotta check if its plumbing is ok before doing that

Me: Logically