So one day in English we basically had a free day

So Cody, another friend of mine, and I decided to make up some Mad Libs

Considering who we are, potentially-offensive stuff is sure to follow xD

(I'm going to put the blanks in bold so if you want you can use our ideas too xD)

One I came up with:

I went to the tennis court (place) to buy some cattle (plural noun), but a dog (living thing) bought all but one. I took it, but its left ball (part) was broken.

One Cody  came up with:

Cody (name) tried to become mayor of Las Vegas (place), but a group of GGG members (group of living things) wearing only socks (article of clothing) came over and assaulted him with chainsaws (plural weapons).

Wondering what the GGG is?

One of us suggested gays, one of us suggested the KKK. I decided we compromise: The GayGayGay.

Another one I came up with: (since I made Cody be in the last one, I had to be in this one xD)

Little Destiny (name) had crippling depression (physical or mental condition), so she went to a stripper (person) for help. The stripper suggested taking cum™ (edible/drinkable substance) twice daily. Side effects include ebola and osteoporosis (two other conditions).

And one the other friend came up with:

Once upon a time, on May 4th, 1914 (any date), people drank bleach (drinkable substance) to get over their hurting right nut (body part), unable to roller skate (thing to do).