Warning: So the plot of this OS was inspired by the skit from the show "Indian's next super star". And it's further developed by Me. So No bashing will be tolerated

Happy reading

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"tillu yeh dek...." shwetha showed him a photo a random girl

"Nahi pasand aaya..." he rejected

Tillu khanna is none another then ACP Neil khanna. And his mother shwetha khanna who has a very big duty to find a tilli for her tillu. But our tillu khanna is rejecting all the girls he sees. leaving the shwetha khanna in shattered state

" Tillu... Tillu.. Tillu...." she called him 3 time as a typical mom of serials while Neil gave weird look

"Mom... Kitni baar bolo sp ka serial math deko... Ab deko typical mom bangay..." he said surfing his phone

"Tum shaadhi karenge ya nahi.." she asked

"Haa karunga.. Jab Mujhe koi pasand aayga.." he said

"Tum meri saath abhi chalega..." she Said and drag him out

They reached a temple

"Maa.. Kya yeh hai..."

"Chup..." she said while they went in

They went in while Neil saw a priest sitting there doing pooja.

"Pandit ji.."

"Betiyee.."pandit ji said

" Neil beto..."she make him sit and asked him to join his hands

" inko shaadhi hi nahi hoga... "pandit ji said making him shock

" Kyaaaaaaa.... Nahi nahi main single nahi marunga.... "Neil said

" Mera pillu pilli ka sapna... "shwetha said crying

" Iska ek hi solution hai... " pandit ji said

" Kya hai pandit ji... "shwetha asked

" Bhes ke saath ek shaadhi kardo....sab problem solved... "pandit jii said while Neil stood up from there

" Nahi nahi...bhilkul nahi... Nahi shaadhi karunga...koi Bhes ke saath " Neil said

" Tho Unko kabhi bhi shaadhi hi nahi hoga... "pandit ji said pouring oil on Shwethas fire

" Tillu.... Tillu.... Tillu..... "she is back to typical serial mom

" Ahh... Yeh TV ko Mujhe tabhi fekna tha.... "he said in frustration

" Maa dekhiye... Yeh sab nahi karunga... Vo 2 saal ya 3 saal rukhiyee aapko main hi pillu ya pilli Leake dunga teek hai... "

" shameless... Shaadhi ke pehle tum yeh sab karega.. "

" Maaa... Comeon bahu laeke aaunga aap keliye... "he said and about to move while shwetha stop him by holding his hands

" 😭😭😭😭Neil...tumahri Maa keliye Haa kehdho... Please.... Tumhari bath pe main vishwaas nahi karunga... Please... Ek shaadhi hi haina.... Please.... Haa khedoo.... Please... Na... Tumhari Maa main hi hu... Meriliye itna tho bantha hai...." she started her acting

" Maaaaa... 😢😢😢😢😢"he became emotional and said" no I can't.. "

" teek hai... Agar tum Bhes ke saath shaadhi nahi ki na....tum main yaha hi marjaungi... "shwetha said while Neil looked at her 3 time as serious scene held in any kind of typical saas-bahu dramas.

After sometime Neil came wearing doti and white shirt as it was the rituals

" Waah meri bete ko kiska nazar na lag jaye...shaadhi ke outfil mast hai  "shwetha said while Neil gave a dead glare

" Yeh shaadhi nahi hai... "he said

" Beta bahu ko choose karo... "shwetha said while he saw 5 buffaloes there

" Bahu?.. Seriously mom... "he asked her while she nodded

" Inky... Pinky..... Ponky...father... Has a donkey.... Nahi... Nahi... Father has a buffalo.... Buffalo dies... Father cries.... Inky pinky ponky... "he choosed a buffalo

" Bahu tho bohat sundhar hai... "shwetha said while Neil made a angry face

Neil touched the buffalo and took 7 rounds with her and tied a rope around her neck as it was the rituals. While shwetha throws flower on them, blessing them

" Shaadhi sampan hogay hai aaj se aap dhono pati patni hai... "pandit ji said making Neil annoyed while shwetha cries

" Neil... Neil tum itna bada hogaya.. aur aaj tum ko shaadhi bhi hogay... "

" Off... Main Maa bhi nahi dekh unga. Aap ko yahi maardunga... "he said angrily

" aap bahu ko ghar laeke jaaye.... Aap bahu ko aapke saath hi rakna hoga jab tak aap ko asli bahu na miljay... " pandit ji said while shwetha nodded

" Aur ek important baat hai Aaj apke beta ko aur aapke Bhes bahu ka SR karni hogi issiliye uska tayr karlijiye... "pandit jii said giving great heart attack to Neil

In night in Neils home

Neil was crying leaning against the wall seeing the flower decoration on his room

" Dimag kharab karke rakdiya... Bhes jaise biwi mili tho adjust karleta.. Yaha seedha Bhes hi biwi nikla... "he murmered

While shwetha came running

" Tillu... Tillu bahu ne bohat rorahi hai... Usko uski Maa papa ki yaad aagay hogi... Tum bole tho main tumhari kamre main lae aao? "she asked

" Maa.. Aap pagal hogay kya... Aise karne keliye soch na bhi math... "he said

" Tum pagal hai tillu... Shaadhi hogay tumhari... Bahu hai meri.. "

" Achaa... "he blushed and said" Tho uske saath SR mano... Aapko human buffalo combo main Pillu chaiyee Wow mom... "he said annoyed

" I dont want to listen anything... Aap jaye yaha se... "he said made her to go out

He then sat on the bed

" Kya kya socha tha.... Ek sundhar se ladki se shaadhi karlu...usko bohat pyaar karu... Vo gulabhi waali anke....tamatar ke taar cheeks... Cherry ke Tara lips... "he was dreaming plucking the flower from the decoration

He hears a click sound from washroom and saw on the direction. He saw a girl coming out from there with the same facial features he have dreamt. She was wearing a pink saree looking ultra beautiful

He then got up from the bed and moved towards her

"Aap kaun ho?"

"Main Avni... Aapki patni..." she said

"Meri patni?" he asked smiling looking at her

"Haa.. Abhi abhi aap kis baise ke saath shaadhi ki thi main uski upar beiti thi"

"Kya? tho Mujhe diki kyu nahi.." he asked her

"kaise diki thi... Kyunki main bhatt ki aatma hu..." she said excitedly

"Bhat ki atma... Ohh... By the way kounsi bhatt... Mahesh bhatt ya Mukesh bhatt.."he asked laughing at his own joke receiving glares from her

" Bhat ki atma matlab... Bhootni...aur Hume bhilauri bhulate hai "she said blushing

" Achaa.... Kya... Bhootni... "he said and  step backwards in fear

" Neil... Daro math mujhse... "she said

" daro math... Kya... Pehle tum ek Bhootni ho.. Uske upar tu mera biwi....double heart attack..."he said moving away from her

" Areey ruko...aaj apne biwi ko koi chodke jaatha hai kya... Aaj humari SR hai... "Avni said blushing

" Seriously?... Sr aur Bhootni ke saath... Mujhe tho lagraha hai.. Yeh mera aakri raat hai... Iss duniya main.. "he said

" Neil... Tum jaise soch rahi ho... Vaisa kuch bhi nahi... Main bohat friendly type hu... Main tumhe Har problem se bachungi... "she said

" Achaa.. Khud ko bacha nahi pay... Tum Mujhe kese bachapaygi... Mommm... Kaha ho aap... "he cries

While she kept her finger on her lips and smiles at him in blushed way while he to smiles seeing her

She hold his hands and took him to the window side while the cold air was kissing their face. They look at the sky

" Main ek baat puchu Avni? "

" Haa"

"Tum us bhes ke upar kese?" he asked her

"Kya batao mera sad story... Ek din main drive karrahi thi.. Achnak yeh bhes saamne aagy.. Aur meri car ki accident hogay... Aur main margay... Uss din se.. Bhes ke upar bhetke aaj tak ghoom rahi hu..." she said crying

"aweee... Very sad story..." he said wiping his tears

"Haina..."

Avni pointed at the door while Neil looked at shwetha.

"Tillu... Kisse baat karraha hai tu.." she asked holding a glass of milk

"Aapki bahu se mom... Dekhiye kitni sundhar hai..." Neil said while she blushed and shwetha was unable to see Avni

"Bahu... Vo tho baar haina... Ussi ka dhood laeke aaya hu tumhe..." she said while Neil looked at Avni

"Mom.. Vo bahar hai... Yeh dusri hai.... You know Mom... Ek ke saath ek free.." he said while shwetha looks at him in horrifying expression

Avni picks the glass from her while shwetha was stunned

"Yeh.. Yeh... Yeh.... Dhood ka glass... Yeh...vaha...kese..."she asked him

" Maa... App jaye.. Araam kijiyee... Aapko nahi samaj aayga.. "he said while she went not understanding what is happening

" Waah Avni... Waah... Mera lava tume koi aur dek nahi sakthe hai."

"Haa Neil tho socho...agar tumhari life main ek Bhootni patni hogi.. Tho tumhari life main thrill or horror hoga.." she said making him shock

"just kidding ah..." Avni laughed seeing his expression

"Achaa Avni..." he said and pulled her by her waist and asked her "Pyaar hoga?"

"Pyaar?.... Pyaar kya hotha hai" she asked making his blush disappear

"Yeh kya puchliya .." he murmered

"Pyaar kya hoga.. batao main..." he asked in her ears in a husky tone making her blush

He tucked her hairs and cupped her face rubbing her cheeks sensously. They share an eyelock. He eyed on her lips and captured her lips while she closed her eyes. After felt like ages he broked

" Yahi kehte hai Pyaar.... I love you Avni..." Neil said.

"aww... Tho... I love you Neil..."

" Avni... Tum Mujhe chodke nahi jaaygi na.." he asked her holding her hand

"Tab tak Vo bhes hai jab tak main kahi nahi jaaungi..." she said

"Tillu...." shwetha came running

"Kab kya hai mom..."

"Bahu bhaagay...."

"Mom.. Bahu yahi hai..." Neil replied smiling at her

"Pagal tillu.. Abhi Maine dekha Vo meri bhes bahu bhaagay..." she said while Neil looked at Avni

"Kya Vo bhes bhaagay....tho Mujhe jaana hoga.." Avni said

"Nahi nahi... Avni..." he said holding her hand tightly  while tears passing down from his cheeks

"Nahi Neil... Mujhe jaana hoga..."

"Avni tum. Mujhe chokde nahi jaa sakthi..."

"Mujhe jaana hoga Neil..."

"Avniiii nahiiiiiiiiiiiii" he shouted while she disappeared

He sat down with a thud crying

The next morning

Shwetha and Neil went to that pandit jii and told everything

"Omg... Yeh tho bohat abshakoon hogay....."

"Pandit jii ab hum kya kare..."

"Ek hi solution hai...aapki beta ko... Kissi ped ke saath shaadhi karni hogi...." pandit jii Said

"Mujhe shaadhi nahi chaiyeee...." Neil ran away from there while shweth chasing him

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