(Avni ka ghar)

(Avni chaali ke function ke liye taiyaar ho rahi hai, pink sari meh, but blouse ki dori nahi bandh rahi usse)

Avni: Ria,Ria,Ria idhr aana zara aur meri help kar na.

Neil: Mai kar du help?

Avni: Tum? Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho? Ria kaha hai?

Neil: Woh Ria apni dost se baat karte hue bahar chali gayi, tumse milne aya tha darwaja khula tha toh andar aa gaya aur fir tumhari aawaz sunayi di toh mai aa gaya, kya help chahiye, mai kardu?

Avni: Nahi kuch nahi.....

Neil : Dori bandh ni hai kya?

Avni: Tumhe kaise pata?

Neil: Tumhari peeth mirror ki taraf hai toh dekh liya.

Avni: Nahi rehne do aur jao....

Neil: Ria nahi ayegi , help karne do mujhe, acha chalo aankhe bandh kar lunga, theek?

Avni: Ha nahii..... nahi aankhe khol ke aankhe bandh kar ke toh jada advantage loge, isi liye ankhe khol ke hi bhando.

Neil: Thike hai jasi tumhari merzi.

(Neil uski dori bandh ne lagta hai,aur dheere dheere uski back par ungliya firta hai, Avni yeh seh nahi pati aur apni aankhe bandh kar leti hai, Neil yeh mirror meh dekhta hai aur Avni ke close chala jata hai and uske neck par kiss kar ne lagta hai, Avni moans his name. Neil uski kamar se usse pakdta hai aur usse turn karta hai, uski chin ko upar karta hai aur kiss karne hi jata hai ki.......)

(Ting ting ting ting ting)

(It's a dream)

Avni:Oh.....thank God alarm sahi time par baja warna, ufff yeh kya drama hai,yeh Neil ke chakkar meh mai pagal ho jaungi.

Ria(in a sleepy tone): Arre abhi toh subah bhi nahi hui aur apka Neil Neil shuru ho gaya......

Avni:Tu chup chap so ja...

(Neil ka ghar)

Neil: Aahhh...abe yar yeh bistar se bhi abhi hi girna tha, kitna mast sapna aaya tha, waise toh mai ye subah ke sapne sach hone wali baat par yakin nahi karta but kaash ye sapna sach ho jaye.....

(Chai ki tapri; 9:30am)

(Ria kahin jaa rahi thi ke chai ki tapri par Pandu & Ganeya usse chedne lagte hai, wo kuch kare usse pehle hi Neil aa jata hai)

Neil: Kyu bhe mana kiya tha na ke apni waheni ko aur uski behen ke aas paas jane ko par nahi tum logo ko samajh nahi ata. Abe wo teacher ji meri hone wali baiko, ye uski behen yani meri saali aur saali matlab behen aur tum log meri behen ko chedoge? Bola ata....

Ganeya: Nahi bhau woh apun log ne pehchana nahi

Pandu:Ha bhau maaf kara.....

Neil: Mujhse nahi meri behen se maafi mango.

Pandu & Ganeya: Maaf kara, aage se aisa nahi hoga

Ria: Theek hai jao, but aage se aisa socha bhi na toh haddi pasli tod dungi,samjhe...

(Ganeya &pandu chale jate hai)

Ria: Thank you but ye mat sochna ki meri help kar ke tum meri Avu ko impress kar doge.

(In Neil's mind): Ye dono behno ka dimaag kitna chalta hai but ek dum galat chalta hai.

Neil: Arre nahi re aisa nahi agar tu meri hone wali saali nahi bhi hoti toh bhi mai help karta,waise tumhari taayi kaha hai?

Ria: Taayi ji toh Delhi me hai....

Neil: Delhi kab gayi....

Ria: Woh toh wahi hai hamesha se.

Neil: Tu taayi matlab kya samjhi?

Ria: Taayi matlab tau ji ki wife, auntie.

Neil: Abe nahi re didi ko marathi me taayi kehte hai,samjhi?

Ria: Oh acha, wait tum Avu ke bare me kyu puch rahe ho?

Neil: Woh kal ke liye sorry bolna hai

Ria: Acha, Avu woh Kalyan wale ganesh mandir gayi hai.

(Ganesh mandir)

Avni: Bappa woh bacho ke maa baap unki padhayi ke liye maan jaye bas....

Neil: Aur bappa meri baiko bhi jaldi se maan jaye aur humare bacche bhi usi par jaye....

Avni: Tum yaha kya kar rhe ho?

Neil: Baiko jaha Naura waha.

Avni: Apni bakwaass bandh karo aur niklo yaha se aur bacche? Kiske?

Neil: Kiske matlab? Mere aur tere meri baiko.

Avni: Chup chup chup aur niklo

Pandit ji: Are beti ,apne naure se aise baat nahi karte re.

Avni: Kyaaa??? Pandit ji ye mera koi naura waura nahi hai.

Neil (Avni ke kaan meh): Arre toh bana lo ,mandir hai, pandit hai, dulha hai, dulhan hai, toh ban jao meri aai ki sunn bai (Daughter- in-law)

Avni: Uff besharam,kahi ke.

(Avni parikrma ke liye chali jati hai & Neil bhi uske piche chala jata hai kyuki jaha baiko waha naura )

Avni: Tum yaha bhi aa gya? Kyu?

Neil: Toh kya tum akele fere leti?

Avni: Mai phere nahi le rahi parikrama kar rahi hu.

Neil: Ha toh apun bhi karega na woh pari...par...ha parikarma

Aditi : Woh parikarma nahi parikrama hota hai.

Neil: Ha wahi,wahi....

Avni: Uff bapppaaa...

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Parikrama: its type of puja.

Precap: Avneil nok-jhok; Ali & Ria ki first meeting
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~Riddhi❤