(7:00 am; Chai ki tapri)

Pandu: Bhai chaali meh joh nayi item ayi hai, kuch pata chal naya uske bare meh?

Ganeya: Nahi re abhi tak wahich sui ataki hai ki wo ek teacher hai aur focat ka gyaan baatne ayi hai.

Pandu: Abe toh thoda gyaan apun log bhi le lete hai,apne ko aisi madam ji mile to life set ho jaye.

(Neil ki entry)

Neil: Abe toh focat ka gyaan toh apun bhi de shkta hai.

Pandu: Arre Neil bhai aao na, aae chotu chai la bhai ke liye.

Neil : Abe nahi re chotu, mat la. Abe tum dono ye bata uss teacher ke bare me bol rhe ho na?

Ganeya: Ha bhai,kya mast item hai,ek dum kadak maal.

Neil: Idhar aa zara

(Ganeya pass aya aur *satak, ek lafa(slap)  lagaya Neil ne usse)

Neil: Abe ao chichoro waheni hai wo tum logo ki,yani apun ki chaabi,hone wali baiko. Usse tameez se paish ana aur gandi nazar rakhne ki toh sochna bhi mat varna aankhei nikal ke kanche khelunga.

Pandu & Ganeya: Ho bhai ho,chuki zali maaf kara.

Neil: Ha ha thik hai.

(Ye keh ke Neil Avni ke ghar ki taraf nikal jata hai)

Neil's p.o.v:

Chalo ye kaam toh ho gya,ab jake apni chaabi se milta hu. Subah subah uska sundar sa chera dekh ke din ban jayega,waise bhi usse par gandi nazar rakhne ka haq toh sirf apna hai,hai na? Kahin aisa na ho meri chaabi ka koi chaaba nikle,arre nahi nahi Neil shubh shubh soch aisa kuch nahi hoga. Waise khali hath acha ni lagega,Raghu ke yaha se mast guldasta leta hu,wo khush ho jayegi.

(Avni ka ghar)

*Doorbell rings & Ria ne door open kia*

Ria: Arre wah kitne sundar phool hai par in sundar phoolo ke piche kiska chera chupa hai?

Neil : Mera

Ria: Aap? Arre tum toh woh ho na jisse meri di ne data tha,yaha kyu aye ho?

Neil: Arre ruk toh sahi,andar toh ane do

(Neil andar ghus jata hai)

Ria: Oye kaha ghuse aa rahe ho

Neil: Arre sali sahiba,apne jija se koi aise baaat karta hai kya....

Ria: Jija?

Neil: Ha arre dekho tumhari tayi meri chaabi tum meri chaabi ki behen toh hui na tum meri saali,par saali thoda gaali type lgta hai toh saali sahiba bola.

Ria: Chaabi kya hota hai?

Neil: Chaabi manje girlfriend.

Ria: Oye kya bakwass kar rahe ho?
Meri Avu tumhari chaabi I mean Girlfriend hohi nahi shkti. Arre tumhari tarah kayi diwane hai meri Avu ke,but unhone kisi ko ghaas nahi dali toh tumhara toh koi chance hi nahi .

Neil: Arre honge diwane but Neil toh ek hi hai na.

Ria: Mai janti hu Avu tumhe reject kar dengi,kuch qualities chahiye unka BF banne ke liye jo tumme naah..no chance.

Neil: Acha kya qualities chahiye?

Ria: Ladka handsome ho,acha chalo usme tum pass,but ladka educated matlab padha likha ho aur kamata ho.

Neil: Ha to apun bhi paanchvi fail hai,aisa thode ke kabhi school nahi gya,pachvi tak padha hai mai & kamata bhi hu.

Ria: Chori karke.....

Neil : Nahi re property bechne walo ke liye grahak apun ich lata hai.

Ria: Oh, fir bhi chance kum hai.

(Tabhi Avni naha ke nikalti hai,woh apne baal towel se sukha rahi hoti hai & Neil usse dekhta hai)

Avni: Kon hai Ria? Tum tum toh wo tapori ho na? Yaha kya kar rhe ho?

Neul: Mai apko dekhne aya tha.

Avni: Tum...aahhh...

(Avni slips coz of her wet slippers and Neil catches her and they had their famous eye lock)

(Getting back in sense Avni breaks the eye lock and says)

Avni: Chodo mujhe...

Neil: Fir gir jaogi....

Avni: Faltu joke mat maro,tum jante ho mera matlab,ab chodo.

(Avni khud ko thik karke)

Avni: Kyu aye ho?

Neil: Wo aap teacher ho na toh isi liye,focat ka gyaan lene aya hu

Avni: What?

Neil: Nahi matlab wo apun ko uss din laga ke aap ne apun ki galti ke liye data toh sahi kia. Fir socha chalo aapse kuch achi baatein sikh lu. Sikhayiye na zara achi wali baatein...

Avni: Thik hai...

Ria: But avu

Avni: Ria,ye sudharna chahta hai toh thik hi hai na,waise bhi shiksha par sb ka haq hai.

Neil: Ha apun ko chahiye wo shik..shi...wahi jo aap boli. Toh basa aur shuru ho jao
(Avni Neil ko achi achi baatein batana shuru karti hai,ahinsa,shanti etc. ki but Neil ka dimaag uski beauty meh hi khoya rehta hai)

In Neil 's mind: Kya bol rahi hai kuch sunayi nahi de raha,but usse bolta dekhna bada acha lag raha hai. Aur ye paani ki bunde wo toh ispe aisi lag rhi hai jaise,gold par diamonds. Aankhein kitni nashili hai,aur lip rose petals ki tarah,mannn karta hai ki...aaj tak itne sundar chere dekhe,models, actresses sab ko dekha hai but isse jada sundar koi nahi dekha.

Avni: Samjhe...ooo...kaha kho gaye ho

Neil: Ummm ha kya?

Avn: Samjhe jo maine kaha?

Neil: Nahi

Avni: Kyu?

Neil: Arre jab samne itna khoobsurat insaan ho toh bhala baato par kiska dhyaan jata hai.

Avni: Kitne besharam ho..

Neil: Arre apni hone wali baiko ko dekhne me kaisi sharam?

Ria: What is baiko?

Neil: Baiko manjhe hone wali biwi.

Ria: Oh ok.

Avni: What "oh ok"? & u get out,bahar niklo aur dobara ana mat yahan. Chalo niklo...

Neil: Ha ha baiko ja rha hu,naura baiko ki itni baat toh manega hi. Chalo saali ji bye.

Ria: Bye

Avni: Ria

Ria: Sorry

(Neil chala jata hai)

Avni: Kya besharam hai ye ladka!

Ria: Jaisa bhi hai but looks ke maamle me toh mast hai bilkul....

Avni: Riaaa ufff

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Precap: Avneil romance .

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~Riddhi❤