"Arrgghhh." I groan as my alarm wakes me. I hate the alarm because it's the same alarm I had when I was a child, And it gave me very un-welcomed nostalgia. 

I sigh miserably as I stand up. I do my normal morning routine; Shower, Clothes, moisturise-Wait, Hah. Mouisterize? No.-, Makeup-Again. Hah. No.-.

I put up my hair in a messy bun-Which actually took me a while to get the real "messy" affect-.

I run downstairs and eat my waffle with nuttella. Hmm. Licous dishous. (Pronounced; Lishus Dishus.)

I get distracted from my glorius waffle by my little sister, Amelia. She's twerking. And she's laughing weirdly, which I can only hope she's faking, Because if that's natural, I can only guess she's secretly an alien. Amelia begins to dance awkwardly and slowly, To a K-Pop song.

I blink at her, and turn back to my waffle.

Once I've finished my waffle I run back upstairs and brush my teeth. I just don't understand how people can eat breakfeast with their teeth already washed! It'll taste all ew-ish.

I grab my back-pack and jump into my cute little Mini Cooper. My car starts smoothly and off I go.

On my way to school, I see my friend Alex walking to school. His pants had a big hole in the middle of the knee and there was a lot of blood.

I pull over and open the window. "Do you need a ride? What happened to your knee?" I ask him, and I pat the passenger seat. He nods gratefully and gets inside.

"So, I was sitting on the bench outside the coffee shop, drinking my coffee before walking to school. Then, when I stand up, this thing came towards me. Since I didn't really absorb the coffee correctly, My stealthiness wasn't fully awaken. So this little boy on a pink sparkle bike, came straight at me! So, I'm lying on the floor helplessly, and his Mom, Who saw eveything, walked past me without even mumbling a sorry! So I stood up, but then I fell, and bashed my knee aginst the curb again!" Alex complains as soon as I start the car.

"K." I reply, emotionlessly.  He hates when I don't give him dramatic reactions, So I did it to annoy him. Tee-hee.

I've always slightly hoped that Alex would be gay, Because, When I was a kid and I saw Mean Girls for the first time, I'd have dreams about having a gay best friend.

But Claire's bisexual, So I guess I'm okay for now.