Too Much Coffee
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Steve: Guys, I think there's something wrong with (y/n)...
Bruce: Why do you say that?
(y/n) has logged on.
(y/n): I LOVE WHEELIE CHAIRS
(y/n): THEYRE SO FUN
(y/n): WHEEEEEEE OHLOOKIT A SQUIRREL
Tony: the hell...?
Steve: See what I mean?
(y/n): I wuv squirrels
Thor: WHAT IS WRONG WITH (Y/N)?
(y/n): OH MY GOD THOR! WHY WON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! TURN. OFF. YOUR. CAPS. LOCK!
Thor: ...
Loki: Oh my gosh, you were able to shut him up!
Loki: You have got to teach me how to do that.
Bruce: But you still haven't answered the question. What happened?
Steve: I don't know! I just made her some coffee—
Natasha: Wait a second. You made her coffee?!
Steve: Yeah, she said she wanted some, so—
Clint: THAT IS AGAINST EVERYTHING SHEILD STANDS FOR!
Natasha: Bit dramatic, Clint.
Clint: sorry
Natasha: But seriously, we're never supposed to give her coffee. It's even in the SHEILD handbook!
Steve: What?! No it's not.
Natasha: Page 374, Protocol 89.14.2: Never, under any circumstance, give Agent (y/l/n) coffee or any other form of caffeine. It gives her a side effect of acting like a complete idiot.
Steve: Wow. It actually is.
Tony: Well now what?
Bruce: I think we have to take care of her.
(y/n): GUYS
(y/n): GUYS IM SPINNING IN A WHEELIE CHAIR
(y/n): IM GETTING DIZZY
(y/n): my head hurts
(y/n): WHY IS THE WORLD SPINNING
(y/n): AM I DYING
(y/n): I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOME SORT OF DISEASE
Tony: WHAT?! NO!! It'll be like taking care of a drunk person!
(y/n): DO I HAVE EBOLA?! (A/N: But remember that Ebola is actually very serious, so don't joke about it )
Bruce: ...which is exactly what we have to do whenever you have that vodka on the top shelf of the kitchen.
Tony: Hey, that vodka is rare and expensive.
Clint: How long til she starts acting like a normal person again?
Bruce: Around one or two hours.
*loading, too many messages sent at once*
Clint: ugh
Tony: nonononono
Natasha: really?!
Loki: that sounds like hell
Bruce: Come on, guys! We just need to keep an eye on her and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid.
Tony: Ugh, fine.
~ About 10 minutes later... ~
(y/n): LOKI LOL YOU REMIND ME OF RUDOLPH
(y/n): A RUDOLPH THAT KILLS INNOCENT PEOPLE
Loki: I'm in hell.
Tony: lol! Are you kidding?! This is hilarious!
Loki: Really, Stark? She's clinging to my legs right now and crying about someone named Rudolph
(y/n): RUDOLPH WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A MURDERER
Bruce:
Tony: LOL
Clint: hahahahaha
Loki: This isn't funny! Stop laughing!
(y/n): GREAT JOB RUDOLPH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP GIVE PRESENTS TO PEOPLE! NOT MURDER THEM!
Tony: BWAHAHAHAHA
Clint: LOL
Bruce: hahahaha
Loki: I hate my life.
~ Another 10 minutes later ~
(y/n): GUYS LOOK IM DOING SCIENCE
Bruce: (y/n), what are you—- OH MY GOSH! THAT'S A PLASMA BEAM CONVERTER! PUT THAT DOWN!
(y/n): NO
Bruce: (y/n), that thing is very expensive and VERY dangerous. Put it down.
(y/n): NO! MWAHAHAHAHA
Bruce: Dammit (y/n)! Give it back!
(y/n): HAHAHAHAHA
Steve: How do we always get into this situation?
Natasha: I'm just as confused as you are.
~ Yet another 10 minutes later... ~
Bruce: Okay, who's keeping an eye on her now?
Natasha: Not me.
Clint: Or me.
Steve: No.
Loki: Nope.
Thor: Not me, either.
Bruce: Tony?
Tony: What?
Bruce: Where's (y/n)?
Tony: I don't know.
Bruce: TONY!
Tony: WHAT?! I thought you were keeping an eye on her!
(y/n): GUYS! LOOK!
Bruce: What the heck...?
Loki: Uhh....
Tony: What the hell is that?!
(y/n): I'M ALL OF THE AVENGERS IN ONE! I'M CAPTAIN HAWK-WIDOW-THOR-IRON-LOKI!
Steve: (y/n) why do you have my shield?
Thor: (y/n), that's my cape!
Tony: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY HELMET?!
Clint: Put my bow and arrow down!
Loki: (Y/N)
(y/n): Yeah Loki?
Loki: Put my scepter down.
Loki: Now.
(y/n): Hmmm... no.
Loki: (y/n)...
(y/n): If you want it, you'll have to come get it!
(y/n): TRY TO CATCH ME, ICE MAN!
Loki: Oh, you little—-
(y/n): MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Loki: GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
(y/n): NEVER
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Director Fury: WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!
Tony: FURY IS ON THE CHATROOM! EVACUATE! EVACUATE!
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Director Fury: Ugh, why do I even try anymore
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