(A/N: This is a New Year's themed chapter. And yes, I know it's about three weeks late! I'd like to apologize for that. Anyhow, I hope you enjoy!)

NEW YEAR'S DAY

(y/n) has logged on.

Tony has logged on.

Clint has logged on.

Natasha has logged on.

Bruce has logged on.

Steve has logged on.

Thor has logged on.

Loki has logged on.

(y/n): Guys! It's officially 2016!

Clint: ...it was officially 2016 ten hours ago.

(y/n): shut up bird boy

Clint: ...

(y/n): But you know what that means! We have to choose some New Year's resolutions!

Clint: ugh

Loki: Seriously?

Tony: boorrrriiinnnggg

Steve: I actually like (y/n)'s idea.

(y/n): Thanks, Steve.

Steve: Yeah, no problem.

Clint: I ship it

Clint has been temporarily banned from the chat.

Tony: Lol! (y/n), did you ban him?

(y/n): No

Bruce: Then who did?

Loki: ...

Tony: lol

Tony: jealous

Tony has been temporarily banned from the chat.

Loki: Bitch.

(y/n): Okay, moving on.

(y/n): But we all have to pick a New Year's resolution. Just one.

Clint has logged on.

Tony has logged on.

Tony: You know what? I'll make a resolution

(y/n): Hahahahaha

(y/n): Tony you're hilarious

Tony: What the hell, dude

(y/n): ...

(y/n): Oh my god, you're serious

Tony: Yep

(y/n): Okay, so what's your resolution?

Tony: To not drink alcohol.

(y/n): No, seriously, what's your goal?

Tony: To not drink alcohol.

(y/n): OKAY, I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JOKING OR NOT

Tony: I'M BEING SERIOUS GODDAMMIT!

Tony: Besides, Jarvis says it's good for my health to not drink as much

(y/n): Yeah, but still. Do you really think you'll last the entire year?

Tony: Challenge accepted.

NOW

Tony has logged on.

Tony has started a chatroom.

(y/n) has logged on.

Bruce has logged on.

Natasha has logged on.

Thor has logged on.

Clint has logged on.

Steve has logged on.

Loki has logged on.

Tony: THREE WEEKS

Tony: THREE WEEKS I'VE BEEN IN HELL

Clint: ugghhh

Steve: what's going on?

(y/n): What time is it?

Bruce: Tony, it's three in the morning

Tony: YES, AND I HAVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THE PAST 26 HOURS

Tony: I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE

Tony: JARVIS

JARVIS has logged on.

JARVIS: Yes?

Tony: I NEED ALCOHOL.

JARVIS: I'm sorry, sir, but the protocol you set on 01-01-16 forbids this action until 01-01-17.

Tony: Well, fuck.