(A/N: So, here's the next chapter - and it's Christmastime! Well, right now, it's January 5th, so I'm pretty late... anyhow, I hope you enjoy this one. Oh, and before I forget! Back in Avengers Chatroom #7, I made a Star Trek reference, and offered a shoutout for the people who understood it. I got so many comments! So, congrats to the following people: MangakaGamer, wolfgirl457, Leona_01, LindaGladbach, B4mbiROJ, Flash_Fan2024, lilelfgirl_, Mari_Mikaelson, candyfloss48, kitty-Queen-b, PhilomenaSummers, LizHiddles (love the username and the picture, btw), SuperAvengeWhoLock, TheGameIsOn97, Purple_Girl_Crystal-, OC_mistress, gravity_doctor101, anna012345, lotr_tmr_obsessed, bigtimeONCER12, loversrebelion, FanGirl4Life1233, pianogirl203, Fallen_Angel57, and Agent_Britt. *salutes* You guys are amazing! STAR TREK FOR LIFE!) (P.S. I hope I didn't forget anyone! If your name was missed, let me know and I'll add you in the next chapter.)

(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n) has started a chatroom.

Tony has logged on.

Clint has logged on.

Steve has logged on.

Bruce has logged on.

Natasha has logged on.

Thor has logged on.

Loki has logged on.

(y/n): WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS, IT'S CHRISTMAS

Steve: (y/n), it's four in the morning

(y/n): YES, AND I SAID IT'S CHRISTMAS

Steve: yeah, and that's great, but we're all tired.

Bruce: yep

Clint: agreed

Thor: WHO DARES TO WAKE ME AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR

Natasha: *facepalm*

Steve: I mean, Tony just fell asleep.

Tony: alsandjknnnn;;nbgmbm

Steve: ...and he never does that.

(y/n): What's your point?

Steve: It's four in the morning! Can we get up later?

(y/n): OKAY, LISTEN UP, ALL OF YOU. CHRISTMAS IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY, AND IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES TRY TO MESS THAT UP I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU ALL THE WAY TO ASGARD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Steve: ...

Bruce: ...

Natasha: ...

Clint: ...

Thor: ...

Loki: ...

Steve: Okay, we'll get up.

(y/n): Awesome! I'll meet you guys in the living room and we can open presents!

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Tony: ...holy shit.

Natasha: Oh! You're up now!

Tony: Nah, I've been up the entire time, I just didn't want (y/n) to yell at me.

Steve: What, is she usually like that on Christmas?

Tony: Yeah

Natasha: Yep

Clint: Sure is

Loki: unfortunately yes

Steve: Wow, thanks for the warning, guys.

Tony: Yeah, no problem.

~ LATER ~

(y/n): Come on, guys!

Tony: okay, I'll be right there, just let me get some coffee

Natasha: Are you pouring vodka into your coffee?

Tony: ...

Tony: no

Natasha: *facepalm*

(y/n): But seriously! There's a gift for everyone - remember how we did a Secret Santa thing and went shopping last weekend? Besides, we have to pick who's gonna open their gift first!

Loki: *sigh*

(y/n): Okay, what's the problem?

Loki: I hate midguardian holidays.

Loki has been temporarily banned from the chat.

Tony: 0_0

Tony: What did you do?!

(y/n): I bitch slapped him all the way to Asgard

(y/n): So, who wants to open their present first?!

Thor: I'LL GO!

(y/n): Okay, open it!

Thor: POPTARTS!!!!!!!

(y/n): Haha! I thought you would like those!

Thor: ...

(y/n): Thor?

Thor: ...

(y/n): Are you okay?

Thor: ...

(y/n): Okay you're starting to scare me now

Clint: Did he have a seizure or something?

Loki: I hope so

(y/n): Well that's rude

(y/n): wait a second

(y/n): How the hell did you log back on so fast?!

Loki: I have my ways

Thor: THANK YOU SO MUCH, (Y/N)!!!!

(y/n): Thank god, you're alive

Loki: *sigh*

~ LATERER ~

Loki: what the hell

(y/n): What?

Loki: Look up.

(y/n): Why, what's--- okay, who put mistletoe up?

Loki: What's mistletoe?

(y/n): It's... uh... a Christmas thing.

Loki: ...and?

(y/n): Well, when two people are standing under mistletoe, they're supposed to... uh... kiss.

Loki: What was that sound?

(y/n): I don't know, it sounded like a scream...

(y/n): Wait a second...

(y/n): CLINT, ARE YOU IN THE GODDAMN VENTS AGAIN

Clint: Shit 

Clint: I can explain

Loki: BARTON, I WILL KILL YOU

Clint: SHIT

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Loki has logged off.

(y/n): I live with children...

~ LATERERER ~

(y/n): OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY?!

Loki: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH MISTLETOE IN THIS GODDAMN HOUSE

Clint: haha

Clint: I ship it

Loki: Why you little--

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