(y/n) has logged on.

(y/n) has started a chatroom.

Tony has logged on.

Bruce has logged on.

Clint has logged on.

Loki has logged on.

Natasha has logged on.

Thor has logged on.

Steve has logged on.

(y/n): BORED

Tony: I'll get the alcohol

(y/n): TONY, NO

Tony: but why not

(y/n): cause I said so

(y/n): Besides, you ran out

Tony: WHAT?!

(y/n): Yeah.

Tony: WHY?! WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME?!

Bruce: *facepalm*

Tony: I NEED MY ALCOHOL!

Clint: *facepalm*

Tony: JARVIS GET ME ALCOHOL

JARVIS has logged on.

JARVIS: I'm sorry, sir. I am not capable of—

Tony: THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING YOU?!

JARVIS has logged off.

Bruce: ...I think you hurt his feelings.

Tony: *sniff* life isn't fair...

(y/n): Is there anything we can do to help him? Like, distract him or something?

Loki: ...we could go to Asgard.

Bruce: Why?

Loki: Well, it'll distract him.

(y/n): I don't know...

Loki: Plus there's alcohol pretty much everywhere—

Tony: LET'S GO TO ASGARD!!!

~ 10 MINUTES LATER ~

Thor: WELCOME TO ASGUARD!

(y/n): Woah, cool!

Clint: Wow!

Natasha: :0

Bruce: Amazing...

Tony: Holy shit that's cool!

Loki: ugh I'm bored

(y/n): shut up Loki

Thor: I WILL GIVE YOU ALL A TOUR!

~ 10 MINUTES LATER ~

Thor: AND THIS IS THE—-

Tony: ERMAGERD! IS THAT A TRANSWARP BEAMING DEVICE?! (A/N: Shoutout for anyone who can call out that reference in the comments below!)

Thor: YES, IT IS.

Bruce: OH MY GOSH! IF THIS IS POSSIBLE, IT PROVES MY QUANTAM MECHANICS THEORY!

Tony: ERMAGERD! AKJSANJSKJND

Bruce: SKHJSDKEDKWNJFKM

Steve: ...Did that just happen?

(y/n): I think so, yeah.

Loki: You mortals never fail to surprise me.

Odin has logged on.

Thor: HELLO, FATHER!

Loki: Hello.

Odin: Hello, Thor. Hello, Loki.

Thor: I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET THE AVENGERS! TONY, CLINT, NATASHA, STEVE, BRUCE, AND LOKI'S GIRLFRIEND (Y/N)

Odin: It is nice to meet all of you— wait. Loki has a girlfriend?!

Loki: Yes, I do.

Odin: No, seriously.

Loki: Thanks.

Odin has logged off.

Tony: LOL HE DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU HAHAHAHAHA

Tony has been temporarily banned from the chat.

Frigga has logged on.

Frigga: Hello! You must be the Avengers. I've heard a lot about you!

Thor: HELLO MOTHER!

Loki: Hi, mom.

Tony has logged back on.

Tony: Wait - you're their mom?

Frigga: Yes.

Tony: Do you have any really embarrassing stories?

Loki: Please don't—

Thor: DO NOT TELL THEM PLE—

Frigga has posted a picture.

Tony: OH MY GOSH LOL

(y/n): HAHAHAHAHA

Clint: THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M CRYING

Bruce: LOLOL

Steve: 

Frigga: Oh, I have to go... it was lovely meeting you!

Frigga has logged off.

(y/n): BEST. BLACKMAIL. EVA!

Loki: I hate my life.

~ BACK AT THE STARK TOWER ~

(y/n): So what did you think of the trip?

Tony: Fantastic!

Bruce: Awesome!

Clint: Badass!

Thor: EMBARRASING

Loki: worst day of my life

(y/n): Oh, Loki... you haven't seen anything yet...

~ A FEW HOURS LATER ~

Loki has logged on.

Loki: WHO SENT THAT AWFUL PICTURE TO EVERYONE ON SHEILD'S EMAIL LIST?!

(y/n): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA