Tony:
hey has anyone seen tasha?

Bruce:
why do you keep calling her tasha?

Clint:
well genius her name is natasha
nat + tasha

Bruce:
yeah but he usually calls her nat

THOR:
THE NATASHA GOT MAD WHEN HE CONNECTED A GNAT WITH NAT

Steve:
Seriously, Tony.

Tony:
what? none of you ansered my question btw

THOR:
BTW?

Bruce
it means-

Steve:
Oh, I know this....
Busy rescuing blowfish

Clint:
wtf? it means be right back

Steve:
I was close.

Natasha:
Not really.

Tony:
Tasha! where are you?

Natasha:
Watching you.

Tony:
what?

Clint:
thats not creepy at all

Pepper:
you guys do realize its 3 am right?

Bruce:
really? jeez whats wrong with you guys?

Tony:
you're responding

Bruce:
im in Hong Kong. its 3 pm right now.

Natasha:
Yeah, and the view is great here.

Clint:
i thought you said you were watching tony

Natasha:
I lied.

Steve:
Where in Hong Kong are you?

Bruce:
Here:

Pepper:
that's beautiful

THOR:
I FOUND A MONSTER!!!

Steve:
Do you need help?

THOR:
YES! IT IS ATTACKING ME!

Clint:
Thor that's a kitten

Tony:
wait.... how is it sunrise if it's 3 pm?

Bruce:
well i stand corrected. it did take him a while.

Natasha:
He's that ignorant.

Clint:
i bet he flew all the way to hong kong before he realized it too

Tony:
of course not....
pepper i need a plane back

Pepper:
so go to the airport

Tony:
that place stinks

Clint:
someone might take that insulting

Tony:
do you?

Clint:
no

Tony:
then shut up bird brain

Natasha:
ooh, burn.

Bird Brain:
at least i'm not an ignorant play boy

THOR:
I FIND THAT AMUSING!

Bruce:
that's one to one

Steve:
Maybe you should use something other than numbers. Tony might not be able to count that high.

Natasha:
This is brilliant.

THOR:
THEY ARE VERY AMUSING!

Tony:
hey at least i dont have a crush on an eighty year old

Clint:
you were right steve, he cant count

Tony:
what?

Natasha:
Steve and Peggy were like twenty when Steve was frozen.

Bruce:
they were frozen for about seventy years. 70 + 20 = 90.

THOR:
HIS INSULT INSULTED HIMSELF.

Fury:
Where are you guys?

Steve:
Tony is in Hong Kong. Thor and I are at the tower.

Clint:
im at home.

Bruce:
me and natasha are at some bar

Tony:
why?

Fury:
1) The tower is wrecked.
2) Hydra is invading Queens.
3) Somehow there is a shortage of pop tarts.

THOR:
NOT THE POP TARTS!!!!

Fury:
never mind number 2.

Bruce:
that was the most severe one

Fury:
yeah but the webslinger took care of it

Spidey:
All by himself?
....
TONY!!!

BigGreenAndUgly:
wow and i thought you couldnt make her any madder

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
Seriously Tony?
Why is mine so long?

AlienScum:
WHO IS TALKING!?!

PieRat:
Stark change it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheAwesomestAvenger:
really went overboard on the exclamation marks there

Spidey:
guess who just defeated HYDRA all by himself!
this fellow!

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
Great, now we've got two Spideys.

Spidey:
what are u talking about?
theres only one me

Spidey:
Think again kid.

Spidey:
woah
wait did you just call me kid?

BigGreenAndUgly:
she did

Spidey:
she? wait who is that?

Spidey:
Your conscious.

AlienScum:
THE CONSCIOUS SPEAKS!!!

Spidey:
im confused. what is going on? who changed your names?

PieRat:
Stark.

TheAwesomestAvenger:
whos stark?

BigGreenAndUgly:
you are.

TheAwesomestAvenger:
so you admit that Tony Stark is in fact the awesomest avenger

Spidey:
Awesomest isn't a word.

Spidey:
you never told me who she is.

Spidey:
You're right. Think logically. I can't be your conscious because you have none. I can't be you because I am not as stupid as you. So who else could I be?

BigGreenAndUgly:
ouch, two in one.

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
What happened to Clint?

AlienScum:
THE HAWK HAS DISAPPEARED!

Spidey:
Yeah that could be a problem.

Spidey:
seriously who are you?

Spidey:
professor X

Spidey:
reall- Wait he's dead

Spidey:
Are you sure?

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
Yeah, where is Clint?

BigGreenAndUgly:
I thought he was with you
....
Tony can you change our names back already?

Spidey:
well.... hey wait! yes! who are you!?!

TheAwesomestAvenger:
why? i didn't do it.

AlienScum:
THE KITTEN IS ATTACKING ME AGAIN!!!

Spidey:
Thor, just pet her.

Spidey:
WHO ARE YOU!?!

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
guys, an avenger is missing.

BigGreenAndUgly:
we know you did it STARK

Spidey:
I am the Prince of Persia and my name is Diana.

Spidey:
Persia doesn't have a Prince.

Spidey:
Are you sure?

TheAwesomestAvenger:
it was not me!

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
CLINT!?!

THOR:
SOMEONE HELP!!! THE KITTEN IS ANGRY!!!

Spidey:
I told you to pet it!

Spidey:
wait a second persia doesn't exist anymore

TheAwesomestAvenger:
doesn't anyone believe me!?!

Clint:
WOULD YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!?!

TheAwesomestAvenger:
*Awkward Silence*

Spidey:
What's wrong Clint?

Clint:
1) its midnight
2) you guys are having multiple conversations at once
3) you guys just started texting in the middle of a life death situation

AlienScum:
HELP!!! THE KITTEN HAS TURNED ON ME!!!

Spidey:
Her name is Dipluridae.

TheAwesomestAvenger:
why is that text so big?

Spidey:
Why is your ego so big?

Spidey:
burn

Clint:
i could use some help guys.

BigGreenAndUgly:
why? yOu're doiNg greaT

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
What's with the random capitals?

BigGreenAndUgly:
The words in alphabetical order would be doing, great, why, your. The letters that are capital would then be: doiNg greaT why yOur. N, T, and O in alphabetical order spell N O T.

Spidey:
you didnt need to alphabetize the words.

BigGreenAndUgly:
yeah but that was to confuse Tony

Clint:
someone. help. me. please.

Spidey:
Coming.

AlienScum:
THE KITTEN IS CRAZY!!!

Spidey:
HER NAME IS Dipluridae!!!!!!

Clint:
NAT!!!

Spidey:
Sorry, coming.

Spidey:
Wait Nat? Like Natasha Romanov. as in the black widow Nat?

BigGreenAndUgly:
way to keep.up with the program.

Spidey:
F***!!!! Someone help us!

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
LANGUAGE!!!!!

Spidey:
FUDGE! I SAID FUDGE!

BigGreenAndUgly:
Fudge doesn't have only three letters after the f.

Spidey:
Yeah, but f*** does.

StarSpangledManWithoutAPlan:
NAT there is a child here.

Spidey:
yeah..... Wait are you talking about me?

Spidey:
Hush child, I apologize for my bad language.

Spidey:
I'm fifteen!

Spidey:
And a half, yes we know.

Fury:
WHY THE H*** ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT HELPING CLINT TAKE THESE PEOPLE OUT!!!!!

BigGreenAndUgly:
Tony's chat room distracted us

Fury:
Fine.

{Fury has closed the chat room.}